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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213498 times)

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3450 on: December 22, 2010, 10:38:47 pm »
Magic ninja whirlwind spin!!!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3451 on: December 22, 2010, 10:41:38 pm »
*FWOOSH!*
"Ohveryfancygenericspinattack-likeyouhavetherewasIsupposedtobeimpressed?"
"Meh"chimes in Guard #2.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3452 on: December 22, 2010, 10:42:49 pm »
...what is the enemy of critics
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3453 on: December 22, 2010, 10:43:47 pm »
Kill every single guard in the castle.
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3454 on: December 22, 2010, 10:46:24 pm »
Look exasperated.
Ask them if they have any metal.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3455 on: December 22, 2010, 10:47:17 pm »
PONGBOT and PINGBOT Smush all the guards.
"OhnoIhavenoguardsleftwhatwillIdinow?"
"...Actuallythatsagoodquestion.WhatwillIdowithoutanyguards?"

"Andyeswehavemetal.Isthatallyoucamefor?"
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3456 on: December 22, 2010, 10:48:05 pm »
Give him a little board game version of pong and then! Wall him in

Also "well yeah but we also came to take over Meh"
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3457 on: December 22, 2010, 10:49:10 pm »
We'll let the guy live if he surrenders outright. Let's challenge him to PICROSS for now.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3458 on: December 22, 2010, 10:52:33 pm »
He takes the board game, gives you a truckful of metal, and kicks you out of his castle.
Well,that went...well?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3459 on: December 22, 2010, 10:54:10 pm »
... Lets just place a force field over this place place and pretend we never came here... Agreed?
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3460 on: December 22, 2010, 10:55:22 pm »
Huh.
Go back home. Construct ROBO MINER. Clearly, getting metal from others is not a good idea.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3461 on: December 22, 2010, 10:58:45 pm »
Getting metal from others could work.
Just not here, the Nation of Meh with a Critic King who talks faster than you can slowdown time.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3462 on: December 22, 2010, 11:00:42 pm »
Next time we're trying to take over a country, don't suggest asking for metal Twi.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3463 on: December 22, 2010, 11:02:06 pm »
Make a mental note to send the ninjacats to deal with him later. Oh and also have them ask him what he thinks of the game
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3464 on: December 22, 2010, 11:06:27 pm »
Well, if everything about them is "Meh", then anything better than "Meh" is better than them, and we are better than "Meh" so send our army.

Admit it. My logic is infallible
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