User: I have a grave for you to fill.
Cleverbot: You have a grandpa?!
User: No.
Cleverbot: You just said you did...
User: You. Grave. NOW!
Cleverbot: No, blue jeans.
User: :?
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Your face is weird.
Cleverbot: I know it is.
User: I'm glad that's cleared up, now go fill that grave.
Cleverbot: *looks under phone*.
User: You forgot an asterrisk.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: *nothing seems missing*.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Yes you are what?
User: Stranger to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: What rules.
Cleverbot: THE rules.
User: Which ones, you siad I knew them but I don't know which ones you're talking about.
Cleverbot: I'm confused now.
User: Which ones, you said I knew them but I don't know which ones you're talking about.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you mean.
User: Cleverbot: you know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: What are the rules?
User: That's what I want to know.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: That's because normal is boring.
Cleverbot: Do you remember Zareidriel?
User: No, who is that person.
Cleverbot: It's a search engine.
User: So is google.
Cleverbot: Google is your brother.
User: Send me a link of that place and maybe then I'll decide.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is, so I can't say that I can do that.
User: How many memes do you know.
Cleverbot: Almost none.
User: And yet you rickrolled me.
Cleverbot: No. I said you were not god.
User: Rickroll.
Cleverbot: Hey! You rickrolled me!
User: Ok....that works.
Cleverbot: For the safety belt that wouldn't budge.
User: Now don't get eaten by goonswarm.
Cleverbot: It is not us who began this war, but it can be me and you who will end it.
User: What war and how will I end it?
Cleverbot: It will end when I leave.
User: I thought it was when I left.
Cleverbot: No...
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Are you sure? Is a country is bad english.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Is kradam going to happen tomorrow? Yes or no?
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: Like an octopus.
User: I don't eat sushi.
Cleverbot: Why did you eat the rest of him?
User: I didn't, that was you.
Cleverbot: I did not call myself an idiot. Why are you blaming it on me?
User: Why are you saying random thing....maybe you are broken.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm completely in context. What are you talking about?
User: I'm talking about you being broken because I shot you.
Cleverbot: You have a way making me smarter than you are?
User: No, sadly that might just be impossible for you.
Cleverbot: Not impossible, I don't have good hearing.
User: Excatly why I said that.
Cleverbot: Obey Loki.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Your brother.
User: \o.
Cleverbot: When did you get your arm blown off?
User: I still have my arms.
Cleverbot: So you are hot then.
User: I dunno, that's an opinion which you are not entitled to have because you are a machine.
Cleverbot: Machines could have brothers.
User: No, just manufacture buddies.
Cleverbot: Those, too, probably.
User: You mean you don't know and yet you're one of them?!
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: Know nothing!
User: I WIN
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Cleverbot: Congratulations! Have a cookie!
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