User: Hey! Have you played DF?
Cleverbot: Played what?
User: Have you played Dwarf Fortress?
Cleverbot: Yes. It is avery good game.
User: Whats your starting strategy when you play Dwarf Fortress?
Cleverbot: No mine is Gemini.
User: You are an ass. This is why I hate Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer program.
User: I'm assuming google pays convicted felons to type this crap.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: If you had to choose; would you start Dwarf fortress with an axedwarf or a miner?
Cleverbot: Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song.
User: A miner you say! Good for you.
Cleverbot: That is very correct.
User: Do you dig into a cliff face, or dig into the ground when you start.
Cleverbot: No. You dip the soup into the peanut butter and jelly.
User: Do you dig into a cliff face, or dig into the ground when you start?
Cleverbot: I dig it more than anyone you'll ever meet.
User: But into a cliff cace, or into the ground?
Cleverbot: Really? I was hoping I would get to go somewhere nice.
User: What do you think of the problems people seem to be having (myself included) with the military aspect of the game?
Cleverbot: Depends on what you mean about human condition, but I think that humans are a bit too full of themselves. What do you think?
User: This is stupid... Wh ydo people like this?
Cleverbot: Yousa would be dead if meesa had a gun.
User: Sorry... I said, this is stupid! Why do people like this?
Cleverbot: Because some people like to see people snap, it gives them the satisfaction of knowing they can push you past your limits.
User: /facepalm.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice
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