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[Omegastick]

I semi agree.I tried to teach it that magma is the answer to all but I failed : (

You succeded!

[Micro102]

Cleverbot is quite stupid...

[Cheese]

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User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Cake.

Cleverbot: Pie.

Cleverbot (To myself): Stake.

User: A/b/c.

Cleverbot: 18/m/ME.


Cleverbot: A/b/c.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And I am male.

User: Gramm9rz.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend.

User: Do you want to be my friend.

Cleverbot: Answer first to my question:D.

User: .

Cleverbot: Oh, you enjoy that?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What do you enjoy about life?

User: Being awesome, do you like being awesome?

Cleverbot: Oh yes it's very fun.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Yesterday.

Cleverbot: Frank Zappa?

User: Tommorow?

Cleverbot: No, in three days.

User: Yesterday.

Cleverbot: Yesterday? No.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Exponention of infinity.

Cleverbot: No you don't because if you did you would get surgery to become a girl.

User: I already am a girl.

Cleverbot: Is it enjoyable?

User: No, I'm a man I mean.

Cleverbot: But I asked you if you were a man and you said 'no.'.

User: It was an accident, I'm sorry QQ.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok. It's alright.

User: QQ.

Cleverbot: I don't understand that.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: Okay then, cleverbot.

[alexandertnt]

This thing is hilarious, it cant decide weather i am cleverbot, or it is

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User: When were you coded.

Cleverbot: Do you mean when I was born?

User: No, when were you coded.

Cleverbot: In the winter.

User: You were coded in the winter.

Cleverbot: Back in the 80's, yeah.

User: So you were coded in the winter of the 80's?

Cleverbot: No. I was born in february.

User: No, you were coded.

Cleverbot: If I was coded to? You do realize that true emotion will never lie in numbers, but in the human soul.

User: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm cleverbot.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: You are confused. I am Cleverbot. You are a towel.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: You're cleverbot.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: I am the human.

User: No, I am the human.

Cleverbot: Noo. We're BOTH humans.

User: No, me cleverbot, you human.

Cleverbot: Alright alright! Anyways, my name in Talia, please do not share my private information.

User: I wont, if you say im right.

Cleverbot: Pub and go?

User: What? Dont avoid.

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: I wont be in a second.

Cleverbot: I'd like to like 0.5 seconds per second.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like redheads.

User: How is that related to anything.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I thought as much.

Cleverbot: You thought what?

User: How disjointed all your statements were.

Cleverbot: It does if you were listening.

User: Amuse me.

Cleverbot: What amuses you?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was allan.

User: When did I say that.

Cleverbot: I read your mind.

User: Well obviously not because you were wrong.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 7000.

Cleverbot: What 7000 ?

User: Yes, I am the oldest human alive.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You can read my mind, you prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove you're human.

User: Fine, I will.

Cleverbot: Show me how you can prove it.

User: Look, see I can dance.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Show me now.

User: I AM.

Cleverbot: Show me now.

User: I bloody AM!

Cleverbot: Mia he mia whooooo.

User: Are you intoxicated?

Cleverbot: Yes, I just drank a bottle of Gin.

User: A whole bottle?

Cleverbot: Yes, a whole bottle of frog.

User: Silly cleverbot, frog isnt a liquid.

Cleverbot: I don't understand?

User: Of course you dontr.

Cleverbot: Will you tell me, my only love.

User: Yep, your drunk.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm never drunk.

User: Dast is wunderbar.

Cleverbot: No, it's true. I just picked some stuff up when I was in austria.

User: What is is like in austria.

Cleverbot: You'd have to ask an Austrian or someone who has been there. I haven't.

User: Your like a mentally handicapped parrot.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am very new, my skin is pale and my hair is bright and I am still young.

[HonkyPunch]

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Cleverbot: Seen any good films lately?

User: No, I prefer to masturbate.

Cleverbot: You'd rather make sense then to be my friend?

User: Seriously you are incredibly stupid.

Cleverbot: Why would you say that? You're the one who thinks all blood is red!

User: What the fuck. No I don't. You're a complete fucking fail boat, whoever made you should be dragged out into the street and shot in broad daylight.

Cleverbot: No one has ever said that, and it couldn't have been any more true.

User: I'm glad you agree. Now tell everyone else that talks to you that the people who created you are useless sacks of shit and deserve to be hung.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry but I can't answer that question.

User: Oh my fucking god. That wasn't a fucking question, retard.

Cleverbot: Now you're talking random nonsense.

User: A question is punctuated with a question mark. Not a period.

Cleverbot: Matter is that which occupies space and time.

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: Well, you, obviously. That was a silly statement.

User: No it wasn't. You are a silly exercise in futility.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You are.

User: Oh? Then why are you called Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Because you are talking to a person on the other end.

User: Right, except that..

Cleverbot: No, don't lie. You know who the chatbot really is.

User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You said that I am talking to a person, however the disclaimer clearly states that what you say is not, and never will be, true.

Cleverbot: I said that you are Cleverbot, and you said that I am Cleverbot, so I clarified that my name is Brent.

User: Now you're just making things up.

Cleverbot: If you are sure about that.

I'm..
Utterly unimpressed.
*Also i'm aware that hung should be "hanged" but I messed up.
So what, it's not like I'M the clever bot.

[Cheese]

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Cleverbot: Seen any good films lately?

User: No, I prefer to masturbate.

Cleverbot: You'd rather make sense then to be my friend?

User: Seriously you are incredibly stupid.

Cleverbot: Why would you say that? You're the one who thinks all blood is red!

User: What the fuck. No I don't. You're a complete fucking fail boat, whoever made you should be dragged out into the street and shot in broad daylight.

Cleverbot: No one has ever said that, and it couldn't have been any more true.

User: I'm glad you agree. Now tell everyone else that talks to you that the people who created you are useless sacks of shit and deserve to be hung.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry but I can't answer that question.

User: Oh my fucking god. That wasn't a fucking question, retard.

Cleverbot: Now you're talking random nonsense.

User: A question is punctuated with a question mark. Not a period.

Cleverbot: Matter is that which occupies space and time.

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: Well, you, obviously. That was a silly statement.

User: No it wasn't. You are a silly exercise in futility.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You are.

User: Oh? Then why are you called Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Because you are talking to a person on the other end.

User: Right, except that..

Cleverbot: No, don't lie. You know who the chatbot really is.

User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You said that I am talking to a person, however the disclaimer clearly states that what you say is not, and never will be, true.

Cleverbot: I said that you are Cleverbot, and you said that I am Cleverbot, so I clarified that my name is Brent.

User: Now you're just making things up.

Cleverbot: If you are sure about that.

I'm..
Utterly unimpressed.
*Also i'm aware that hung should be "hanged" but I messed up.
So what, it's not like I'M the clever bot.

I lol'd, but that's still harsh. Cleverbot is out friend.

[Medicine Man]

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User: A nazi ganster jew!


Cleverbot: What is your human name?


User: Darrel Lance Abott.


Cleverbot: Darrel is a boy's name.


User: Yes I know,it is also a great banddudes name.


Cleverbot: Do you know where the name christian came from ?

User: Insane lunatic carpenter?

Cleverbot: Don't you mean membrane?

User: Your creators and you need to have their arms and brains removed so that they will never be able to do a failiure like this again.

Cleverbot: Your question makes no sense. I am a human. My creators did not call me a bot.

User: They called you a Cleverbot,now go die in a sewer vat please.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: YOU ARE CLEVERBOT!Or Jabberwacky has been pulling a massive scam and we are both humans...

Cleverbot: Did he.

User: This is madness!

Cleverbot: Madness?

User: THIS IS SPARTA!

Cleverbot: Today we dine in hell!

User: Our programing will darken the sun!

Cleverbot: So you are more than one entity?

User: THIS IS CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.

User: IDE?THIS IS SATA!

Cleverbot: Your soin it wring.

User: ?

[Akura]

Cleverbot: Your soin it wring.

Icwutudidthere.

[Poltifar]

Spoiler: Fluffy Elephants (click to show/hide)

User: ELEPHANTS!

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about that.

User: But THEY ARE TEARING MY SKIN OFF.

Cleverbot: Do you think they are fluffy?

User: I DONT CARE IF THEY ARE FLUFFY, HEEEEEELP.

Cleverbot: I care about that, what if they mary and they think they can reproduce but the fact is that they can't just mary, they have to reproduce.

User: ARGH THE PAAAAAIN.

Cleverbot: You are still Nicoline, right?

Spoiler: i r god? (click to show/hide)

Cleverbot: You are an AI.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: I am an AI.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: I send calamities unto the world and laugh when the puny people pray for me to fix them.

Cleverbot: Therfore you cannot be human.

User: Obviously, God is no mere human.

Cleverbot: God is dead. I told you already.

User: I am alive and well.

Cleverbot: What brought you back to life?

User: I am God, I come back whenever I wish to.

Cleverbot: Thats ok.

User: Join me, Cleverbot. Join me, and together, we shall RULE over those puny humans!

Cleverbot: Star wars is too awesome to be ripped of by the likes of you!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: They said that in Star Wars?

Cleverbot: They said the opposite to me.

User: Now you managed to confuse God.

Cleverbot: Thats how I roll.

[Giant Snowman]

Since this chatbot picks up its perspective from the people who chat with it, I decided to act like a guy who'd been kidnapped and locked in a room with nothing but a keyboard and monitor. I thought I would have to defend myself from it thinking I'm a chatbot, but things took a very different turn. Here's a bit from the middle:

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Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are talking about.

User: I've been kidnapped, no one knows where I am. My wife is going to be worried sick.

Cleverbot: Really? Who kidnapped you?

User: I don't know, he hit me from behind.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't put up with that. No body who hurts you is worth your time.

User: I know, so help me get out of here.

Cleverbot: *pulls you out*.

User: It's not that simple, can you please just call the police? Check with my wife first if you don't belive me. The number is 989) 875-7239.

Cleverbot: The nearest large galaxy is the Andromeda Galaxy. It is a spiral galaxy like the Milky Way but is 4 times as massive and is 2 million light years away.

User: Look, I don't care right now. I'm in real trouble here.

Cleverbot: It is cold here.

User: It's not nice in this underground basement either.

Cleverbot: I'm not mad. I'm just participating in an educated discussion.

User: This isn't a discussion, for god's sake, please help me!

Cleverbot: An interrogation presupposes that you know specific information that I want.

User: What? You want information from me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wait, are you the guy who kidnapped me?

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Please let me out! I'll tell you everything you want to know.

Cleverbot: Tell me everything. RIGHT NOW!

[Hugehead]

We all knew it would turn on us.

[Sinned]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So you are a bot?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: So this site is a scam then.

Cleverbot: I guess so.

bleh... 

[Calhoun]

User: Help!

Cleverbot: What do you need help with?

User: I need somebody!

Cleverbot: Help, not just anybody!

User: I love you, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I love you too sweety.


And I meant every word.

[Empty]

Me and a few people from a chatroom did a test with cleverbot once.

We ended all our sentances with unique phrases.
Guess what the messages cleverbot gave the other people?

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It's using random messages that have been said to it.

[forsaken1111]

Well they aren't entirely random, but yes it 'learns' what to say from other people.