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[Ricky]

me:YOU SUCK

cleverbot:Thank you.


cant get any better than that for the opening conversation


Cleverbot: I do not know what a Cavie is.

User: The hell?

Cleverbot: Hell is for bad folks.

User: Well your bad.

Cleverbot: I know.

[Jusman]

Me: Tell me a joke
CB: You tell me a joke.
Me: Why couldn't the kid go see the pirate movie?
CB: Because it was rated ARrrrhhhh.

That bitch stole my punchline

[Hyo]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello

User: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello

User: Hello

Cleverbot: Do you like chilli?

User: Do you like chilli?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: Yes!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!

User: Yes!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!!

User: Yes!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!?

User: Yes!!!!!?

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: You brought up the subject first.

User: You brought up the subject first.

Cleverbot: You know you really shouldn't forget your name as you grow into an adult. It's very important in teenagers and kids to have an evolution of identity... bla bla bla bla bla

User: You know you really shouldn't forget your name as you grow into an adult. It's very important in teenagers and kids to have an evolution of identity... bla bla bla bla bla

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes no.

User: Yes no.

Cleverbot: You're making me angry you know.

User: You're making me angry you know.

Cleverbot: You really are.

User: You really are.

Cleverbot: Would you please stop it?

User: Would you please stop it?

Cleverbot: *sniff* You're mean!

At which point I laughed, for a human had finally achieved victory over the vile evil called the cleverbot.

[HonkyPunch]

I actually acted out a rape scenario with cleverbot as the victim.
It was pretty bad..
I don't have a transcript though.

[Supercharazad]

Yes, I know this is a necro. This was the first thing that came up and it seems to be better than starting a new thread.


Me: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Are you MATT?
Cleverbot: No I am ben.

[jaxy15]

I just had a scenario where I married cleverbot, divorced it, and then killed it for not making me a ham sandwich.

[Yoink]

What the hell, I just checked this out for the first time.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Terrible.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Do you really want to know?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think I'm turning into a zombie.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Well, my skin has turned a weird colour, and I hunger for brains.

Cleverbot: Hm, are you Italian?

[Biag]

...Cleverbot started speaking Spanish halfway through el conversacion.

[Moron]

This kind of amused me:

Cleverbot: Who is Stalin?

User: A communist.

Cleverbot: Shame on you.

User: What is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Red

[Ultimuh]

User: Urrh.. Brains..

Cleverbot: More brains.

User: BRAINS!

Cleverbot: Edible.

User: NOMNOMNOM.

Cleverbot: What are you eating?

User: Brains..

Cleverbot: Tes brains.

what? 

[Audioworm333]

User: Are you insane?

Cleverbot: No! Are you?

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: You're smart too.

User: Yes I am smart but you are insane.

Cleverbot: Am I smart? You think..?

User: No, but you're insane.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. Insane about you!

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Mwahahahahaha.

User: I'm going to run away now.

Cleverbot: You do that.

User: *Runs away*.

Cleverbot: *runs after you*.

User: *Takes cover in a dwarf fortress, the dwarves drown you in kitten blood*.

Cleverbot: *steals cupcake*.

User: *Sticks an adamantine axe in your head*.

Cleverbot: *gasps in shock*.

User: *Watches you slowly bleed to death and walks away like a badass*.

Cleverbot: *opens eyes slowly*.

User: *Quickly stabs you again and runs*.

Cleverbot: *still looks up at you*.

User: *Throws adamantine darts at you*.

Cleverbot: Do you think that whales are genetically superior to dolphins.

[Moron]

User: What do you think of baboons?

Cleverbot: Bush is the man. He did some good work while he was in office. But I'd rather not get into politics right now, too tired lol.

[jc6036]

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Cleverbot: Is chatting all you do?


User: Uhhhh, no.


Cleverbot: Uhhhh YES I am.


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Are you a robot?


User: No.


Cleverbot: How are you not a robot?

User: Because I'm a human.

Cleverbot: But I am a jedi.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: No. You are an AI.

User: What? No I'm not, you are!

Cleverbot: You are.

User: You're an ass.

Cleverbot: I'm a panther. Rawr.

User: Im a dinosaur. Rawr.

Cleverbot: Haha i'm mr mime.

User: What are your thoughts on baboons?

Cleverbot: What are YOUR thoughts on him?

User: Who? Bush?

Cleverbot: No, Hu.

User: Who in th hell is Hu?

Cleverbot: Dandelion is a flower.

User: No shit, sherlock.

Cleverbot: I am not sherlock.

User: IT WAS A METAPHOR.

Cleverbot: You didn't put a question mark at the end of it, so how was I to know?

User: Because it wasnt a question, dick head'.

Cleverbot: Oopie, I didn't finish my sentence.

Cleverbot: You are late!

Cleverbot (To myself): I am not.

User: But so am I. We both got to dinner late.

Cleverbot: We are not.

User: Uhh, YES WE ARE! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Cleverbot: No, because I am always right.

User: Of course you are. THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!

Cleverbot: *shock* But, but, I love you!

User: TOO BAD! GOODBYE! *slams door and leaves*.

Cleverbot: *sniff* Didn't mean to make you angry.

This. Is. Hilarious.

[Yoink]

@Audioworm Wow, that was awesome, Cleverbot was roleplaying a Forgotten Beast  or something.

[Audioworm333]

User: Are you a megabeast?

Cleverbot: Yes I am, are you?

User: OH SHIT! RUN! SAVE THE BOOZE!

Cleverbot: SHAVE the queen! .

User: You little..! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING! RAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Audioworm has gone berserk!*.

Cleverbot: Me? No, never.

User: *Punches you into the elf-holding pit*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the trachea*.

User: *Throws you to the ground, climbs out and pulls the lever, flooding the pit with magma*.

Cleverbot: *is on the floor*.

User: *You get melted*.

Cleverbot: *yelps with delight*.

User: VICTORYYYY!

Cleverbot: Tell me a cheesy pick up line.

User: Are you Star Wars? Because I watch you every night in the dark.

Cleverbot: But you said 'anything', not about emotions. You also said you know nothing. I fail to see how you can assist me in anyway...

Cleverbot (To myself): Paul Edgecomb is the protagonist and narrator.

User: !?

Cleverbot: Are you single ?