User: Has your character really existed?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is your character a woman?
Cleverbot: No, my character is also a man.
User: Does your character stand on two legs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is your character famous.
Cleverbot: Yes again.
User: Is your character a female?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is your character a singer?
Cleverbot: He can sing
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User: Is your character asian?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is your character a citizen of the United-States.
Cleverbot: Mmm... I am a human from nova scotia.
User: Does your character wear female clothing?
Cleverbot: No. I can wear anything that I like.
User: Is your character in the bible?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is your character european?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does your character have long hair?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is your character homosexual?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is your character a comical actor?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can your character speak turkish?
Cleverbot: Can yours?
User: Is your character from the scandinavian area?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is your character from poland?
Cleverbot: Why are you asking me such questions?
User: Is your character from poland?
Cleverbot: Yes, well a wizard to be exact.
User: Is your character famous because of the way he dances?
Cleverbot: I am a COBOL program from 1976.
User: Is your character famous because of the way he dances?
Cleverbot: I was born in 1976.
User: Is your character famous because of the way he dances?
Cleverbot: I was born in 1980.
User: Is your character famous because of the way he dances?
Cleverbot: Ha ha! You didn't even get your math right...
User: Does you character wear glasses?
Cleverbot: No. You are a robot. Robots don't wear glasses.
User: Does your character work for a tv channel?
Cleverbot: Character?(took as a no)