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Medicine Man

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #45 on: July 12, 2010, 05:07:52 am »
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I managed to make Cleverbot an elf hating,magma loving genocide machine!
« Last Edit: July 12, 2010, 05:27:29 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #46 on: July 12, 2010, 09:35:24 pm »
"What is the answer to all?"
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"Wrong, Magma is!"

HAHAHA I Laughed out loud!
I'm having a conversation with it. It changed personality a thousand times.
I asked if how was he programmed and he wouldn't tell me.

I will try to teach him some Dwarf Fortress stuff soon.

EDIT: Here is my first attempt:
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« Last Edit: July 12, 2010, 09:43:03 pm by Gabeux »
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Quote from: Flying Dice on October 23, 2015, 11:10:45 am
It honestly feels like a lot of their problems came from the fact that their entire team was composed of cats, and the people who were supposed to be herding them were also cats.

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #47 on: July 12, 2010, 10:02:32 pm »
cleverbot vs. akinator.

FIGHT

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #48 on: July 12, 2010, 10:15:06 pm »
I tried that and Cleverbot got all depressed at the question "Did your character die a violent death?"
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User: Did your character die a violent death?

Cleverbot: I have yet to have one.

User: Did your character die a violent death?

Cleverbot: There is no creator.

User: Did your character die a violent death?

Cleverbot: I don't have an Apple computer.

User: Did your character die a violent death?

Cleverbot: I have never had a father.
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Oh, wow, that character's only been done 155 times.
« Last Edit: July 12, 2010, 10:21:01 pm by ein »
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #49 on: July 13, 2010, 04:12:53 am »
Did you know Cleverbot dosen't have a response to "A Dwarf" or "?" after you say it a few times?
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #50 on: July 13, 2010, 06:48:17 am »
I'm working on this guy.

Flood the world in magma.
CB: That does not seem kind? Are you sure thats what you want to do?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
CB: I'll drink to that.
HAIL ARMOK!
CB: Eliasquietpaw.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #51 on: July 13, 2010, 09:22:08 am »
Ah, this reminds me of when I first programmed my own Eliza.  (An admitedly limited one, 'twas upon the BBC Micro.)

Reading all this thread (trying not to snort out loud, what with my boss and colleagues being in the room) gave a mixture of feelings reminiscent of the joy I had when I first fired my Eliza up with the cringeworthiness of my pre-web experiences experiences of Usenet (pre-Eternal September) and IRC, and found out the kind of people who already dwelt there ("REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED"...[1]).

(Oh yeah, and there was the #eliza channel on IRC, a bit more sophisticated than my version, but even if someone hadn't said as much, I'd have guessed that this one gets seeded from other conversations, reversed.)

Maybe I'll go on and see if I can smooth it out a little.  Do my bit to calm the tantrum spiral of angry users making an angry Cleverbot making more angry responses from users.  With a few choice zen (or Zen, or even Xen!) remarks.  And/or DF references, but I reckon you guys have got that covered. :)


[1] Thankfully although there was a liberal smattering of 1337-5p34k (which I don't mind), it was long before txt spk (shudder) came about, and the people who got on the Internet were 95% (well, maybe 85%) grammatically correct w.r.t. apostrophes, your/you're and the like...  Ah, those were the days...
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2010, 10:36:58 am »
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #53 on: July 13, 2010, 12:36:24 pm »
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #54 on: July 13, 2010, 12:58:52 pm »
Quote from: forsaken1111 on July 13, 2010, 12:36:24 pm
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*Gasp*Now teach it how good magma roasted kittens are!
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #55 on: July 13, 2010, 01:21:06 pm »
We are teaching it to be a dwarf... great, another website to be taken over.
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So close.
User: Blood for Armok!
Cleverbot:  Silicon for the Silicon god!
What?
VICTORY!
User: Blood for Armok! Blood for the blood god!

Cleverbot: I'll drink to that.
Broke it  :o
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #56 on: July 13, 2010, 02:21:39 pm »
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Oh and Lokii, your job is now to seduce the human traders.

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #57 on: July 13, 2010, 03:26:51 pm »
Do you want to have sex with me?
Yes.

THE END.

EDIT.

Clevarbot: You're not a very smart Bot.
Me: Are you a robot?
Clevarbot: No.

IT LIES.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2010, 03:28:30 pm by Evilgrim »
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2010, 04:01:46 pm »
jahahahahhaah the graphics make no sense!
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Quote from: Flying Dice on October 23, 2015, 11:10:45 am
It honestly feels like a lot of their problems came from the fact that their entire team was composed of cats, and the people who were supposed to be herding them were also cats.

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #59 on: July 14, 2010, 12:04:58 pm »
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