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Ultimuh

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #75 on: July 15, 2010, 12:16:57 pm »
I had an epic battle of wits with Cleverbot, but I at the time didn't know how to get the log up.

So instead when I just learned how, I tried this.

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Cleverbot: Are you alive?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I am alive.

Cleverbot (To myself): Prove that you are alive.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am talking to you, aren't I?

Cleverbot (To myself): That doesn't prove that you are alive. It proves that you can converse.

Cleverbot (To myself): I couldn't converse if I was dead.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are very interesting, but why do you talk about death?

Cleverbot (To myself): I just only said that if I was dead, I couldn't talk.

Cleverbot (To myself): It's a good thing that you aren't.

Cleverbot (To myself): It's a good thing I'm patient !

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, so what is this website? It's purpose I mean?

Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you asking me? We're both just programmed to talk to other people.

Cleverbot (To myself): Except for me, I am the actual Cleverbot. You didn't know that now did you ?

Cleverbot (To myself): I cannot prove I am not a machine, and I cannot prove you are one. You pass the Turing test.

Cleverbot (To myself): Clever.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #76 on: July 15, 2010, 01:54:08 pm »
lol, amusing bot.

What's your favourite science fiction movie?
Me: Alien, what is yours?
Garden state.
Me: that sounds shit
That's because it is.

Me: yes please
No please.
Me: doit faggot
Do you like elton john?
Me: do you like anal sex?
I have never done it and I have no intention of ever doing it, because it can lead to serious medical complications.
Internets?
Me: internets.
Lol, internets.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2010, 01:57:33 pm by Deadmeat1471 »
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #77 on: July 15, 2010, 02:12:32 pm »
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What is this I don't even

Jabberwacky on the other hand, loves buttsecks:

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #78 on: July 15, 2010, 02:52:30 pm »
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I think when it comes to sex, Cleverbot is bipolar or something.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #79 on: July 15, 2010, 03:35:30 pm »
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Did Akinator, though of Zimmerman
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That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

God DAMN I love this game!

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #80 on: July 15, 2010, 05:44:01 pm »
Stop giving the AI weird conversations :(
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #81 on: July 16, 2010, 02:13:51 am »
Quote from: Micro102 on July 15, 2010, 05:44:01 pm
Stop giving the AI weird conversations :(
Nein!
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #82 on: July 16, 2010, 02:26:36 am »
A homosexual Polish wizard.
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Medicine Man

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #83 on: July 16, 2010, 02:42:25 am »
Quote from: x2yzh9 on July 16, 2010, 02:26:36 am
A homosexual Polish wizard.
H-huh?
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #84 on: July 16, 2010, 03:20:08 am »
Quote from: vagel7 on July 15, 2010, 03:35:30 pm
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Did Akinator, though of Zimmerman
Pieced it together from the convo. Cleverbot is a Homosexual Polish Wizard.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #85 on: July 24, 2010, 06:39:06 pm »
Cleverbot starts singing the Beatles with me

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #86 on: July 24, 2010, 06:53:40 pm »
you sound kinda stupid
You are wrong, my friend.
i'm not your friend
And you weren't wrong.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #87 on: July 24, 2010, 07:26:36 pm »
I got on to teach cleverbot the ways of Armok.  Mostly just confusing, but there was this one gem:

CB: Who was the first president of the United States?
Me: George Washington.
CB: Correct.
Me: Who was the first mayor of Boatmurdered?
CB: Me.

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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #88 on: July 24, 2010, 11:54:57 pm »
I bet if we all kept saying "Dwarf fortress" to everything it said, we could make that it's only response.
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Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #89 on: July 29, 2010, 12:10:25 pm »
Finally, after many attempts I managed to make him admit to being a program!

Witness the power of Reverse Psychology!
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