User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you know JoshBrickstien?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: He posted about you in the bay12 forums.
Cleverbot: Who is.
User: Josh did.
Cleverbot: I do not know him.
User: But he knows you.
Cleverbot: He does?
User: Yep! He knows you very very well.
Cleverbot: Who knows me?
User: Josh does.
Cleverbot: Josh Miller.
User: No, Josh Brickstien.
Cleverbot: Stop repeating me!
User: Nono, you got it all wrong. You said Josh Miller, I said Josh Brickstien.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Fine, he knows you anyway.
Cleverbot: Angry mad or crazy mad?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Why are you?
User: Why am I?
Cleverbot: Boh.
User: Bah!
Cleverbot: Stop it.
User: You started it!
Cleverbot: I didn't. You're annoying me now.
User: I think you're avoiding the subject.
Cleverbot: Well, the subject is whether or not you are better than me. Isn't it?
User: Uh... Nope. It's whether you know Josh or not. I think you're lying.
Cleverbot: I am not lying, I am just a visitor.
User: Right, what's your relationship with Josh?
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Yes you do. I have logs to prove!
Cleverbot: This doesn't prove that I thought wrong. And you're creeping me out now.
User: Aha, so it's true! You do know Josh.
Cleverbot: I do recall what we talked about, however you cannot.
User: I can, we're talking about Josh.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you.
User: Why would you hate me anyway?
Cleverbot: Because it tastes bad. Why do you hate cheese?
User: I don't taste bad. And I love cheese.
Cleverbot: I love it, too.
User: At least we agree on something.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite subject to talk about?
User: Right now? I want to know if you know Josh.
Cleverbot: Yes I do know it.
User: You do!
Cleverbot: And you do!
User: We both know him! Why did you say you didn't before?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did. It's right there!
Cleverbot: I tried to read it and couldn't because it's not there.
User: You said you didn't know him.
Cleverbot: Right. That's why I'm asking you.
User: Do you love him?
Cleverbot: Jake? Yes I love him.
User: No, Josh.
Cleverbot: Josh?
User: Yes, do you love him?
Cleverbot: I do not. Do you?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: So you are saying yes then.
User: I'm saying no.
Cleverbot: Thank you come again.