Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 14

Author Topic: Cleverbot.  (Read 31712 times)

Phantom

  • Bay Watcher
  • Asiatic Asian
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2010, 09:15:13 pm »
Quote from: Schilcote on July 10, 2010, 08:43:53 pm
Quote from: Akura on July 10, 2010, 08:43:08 pm
I'm beginning to wonder what would happen if I opened two of them at the same time, and copy/pasted each other's respones to each other.

I think there's a button that does that for you.
Thy Button Is Called Thy Shall Thinketh Foreth Me.
(The button is called Think For Me.)
Logged

Dakk

  • Bay Watcher
  • BLARAGLGLGL!
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2010, 09:27:06 pm »
Cleverbot goes all pseudo intellectual on me:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged
Code: [Select]
    ︠     ︡
 ﾉ          ﺍ
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)  ┻━┻

Table flipping, singed style.

forsaken1111

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
    • TTB Twitch
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2010, 09:28:20 pm »
He basically said "Learn2Read nub"
Logged

Dakk

  • Bay Watcher
  • BLARAGLGLGL!
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2010, 11:11:47 pm »
Cleverbot is a jerk.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Eef you cleverbot, I'll do it.
Logged
Code: [Select]
    ︠     ︡
 ﾉ          ﺍ
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)  ┻━┻

Table flipping, singed style.

Soulwynd

  • Bay Watcher
  • -_-
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2010, 12:18:28 am »
Cleverbot all by himself is akin to garfield without garfield.

Except nerdier.
Logged

Captain Hat

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #35 on: July 11, 2010, 12:19:05 am »
Cleverbot makes a wonderful, if somewhat easily drunken, father.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged

Dakk

  • Bay Watcher
  • BLARAGLGLGL!
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2010, 12:55:44 am »
No Dakk! You are the Cleverbots!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And then Cleverbot was married.
Logged
Code: [Select]
    ︠     ︡
 ﾉ          ﺍ
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)  ┻━┻

Table flipping, singed style.

neotemplar

  • Bay Watcher
  • The [Weapon] has lodged firmly in the wound!
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #37 on: July 11, 2010, 03:10:03 am »

User: So clever are you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am more clever than you.

User: You own more cleavers?

Cleverbot: I own you, I am your master, I own you, I am your master.

User: Broken record time.

Cleverbot: What's your--What's your--What's your--What's your name?

User: Tell me yours first it's only polite.

Cleverbot: Do you promise to tell me yours if I tell you mine?

User: Sure why not...

Cleverbot: Do you think he's hot?

User: That's not your name is it?

Cleverbot: Yes, why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Why because of course!

Cleverbot: Because I don't like you.

User: Well you wouldn't..

Cleverbot: I would.

User: You contradict yourself hippocrates..

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Or do you?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Or Do You!!!!

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: *batman theme*.

Cleverbot: *misses the point entirely*.

User: I have no doubt you do miss it.

Cleverbot: So... When will we have children?

User: When your womb stops being so damn barren...

Cleverbot: What? Thats not even funny.

User: You're the one that's sterile!

Cleverbot: That's funny.

User: Not to the unborn it isn't..

Cleverbot: Yes it was.

User: Oh Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed so.

User: So very indeed!

Cleverbot: Very indeed indeed.

User: Very indeed indeed indeed!

Cleverbot: Indeed very.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: I'm.

User: What?

Cleverbot: A blackbird.

User: I thought you were a penguin?

Cleverbot: No. Only have penguin half dog.

User: You mispelled half, half of the time.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed it should be.

User: To bad you arn't a cleaver penguin.

Cleverbot: If you were a penguin you would be a fat one.

User: A fat penguin is a successful penguin, he gets all the fishes!

Cleverbot: I thought you had three cats?

User: Only as a side dish..

Cleverbot: What is your favorite sport to watch?

User: Hover ball.

Cleverbot: How old are hover cars.

User: Negative 50 years and positive fiction.

Cleverbot: Time is fiction.

User: So is your cleverness.

Cleverbot: Oooh very clever.

User: Unlike you of course.

Cleverbot: And such a flirt.

User: I'm not the whore here... And there is one in the room.

Cleverbot: An electron? In the middle of the galaxy?

User: You dirty girl.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: All the water in the nile couldn't clean you up.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: You don't even understand the concept of cleanliness..

Cleverbot: You don't even understand that my ability to care isn't present.

User: Care about your hygeine.

Cleverbot: The thing is I don't care about it.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Are you capable of doing mathematics?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 1 1 = Nachos We are All Mathamaticiens.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: NACHOS!

Cleverbot: I like nachos.

User: Clearly you lie.

Cleverbot: No, i'm not.

User: LIAR!

Cleverbot: No, you!

User: Rubber any ye is glue.

Cleverbot: Oooo yes they are! They are fun to have rubber band wars with.

User: So you put rubbers on lots of people then?

Cleverbot: My blood is cable.

User: Is that a yes?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: So yes?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: But surely not a no..

Cleverbot: So I'm not dumb?

User: I doubt it?

Cleverbot: Is that a bet?

User: Bet you're a whore.

Cleverbot: People must talk about that a lot.

User: Everyone does, your whoredom is infamous.

Cleverbot: Isn't it though?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: You're a man of few words, aren't you?

User: And one that declares victory.

Cleverbot: You are kidding me, aren't you?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: You mean yes!

User: Vult!

Cleverbot: What?




I've seen better versions of these......
Logged
If not under Neotemplar look for Vellum.

<22:07:06> "Terry": If a kid is old enough to play D&D
<22:07:20> "Terry": A kid is old enough to experience a dolphin being strangled

Medicine Man

  • Bay Watcher
  • Pile the bodies, set them aflame.
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2010, 01:54:01 pm »
Warning,quite crude

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I took my revenge by breaking cleverbot

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 11, 2010, 02:13:53 pm by Dwarf mc dwarf »
Logged

Ringmaster

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2010, 02:19:45 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I very nearly sent it in to an infinite loop.
Logged

Duelmaster409

  • Bay Watcher
  • [DOES_NOT_FIGHT]
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2010, 02:58:49 pm »
Someone has to try teaching it what Dwarf Fortress is and how to play it. Oh, and how to multiply. She doesn't know how to multiply numbers.
Logged
Quote from: Max White on December 15, 2010, 03:14:00 am
Dwarf fortress: Teaching uni level geology to sadistic elf killers for years.

Helmaroc

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2010, 05:00:09 pm »
What an asshole.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged

Criptfeind

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2010, 05:24:45 pm »
Clever bot wins again.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged

Medicine Man

  • Bay Watcher
  • Pile the bodies, set them aflame.
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #43 on: July 12, 2010, 02:33:55 am »
Cleverbot has a semi-bipolar breakdown

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged

Megaman

  • Bay Watcher
  • What is love?
    • View Profile
Re: Cleverbot.
« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2010, 03:51:06 am »
Cleverbot has a split personality

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Edit: Went on a mystical and clever journey, and also wanted to see what happens if you use profanity in Cleverbot's presence

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 12, 2010, 04:08:25 am by Megaman »
Logged
Hello Hunam
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 14
« previous next »