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[Soulwynd]

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you know JoshBrickstien?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: He posted about you in the bay12 forums.
Cleverbot: Who is.
User: Josh did.
Cleverbot: I do not know him.
User: But he knows you.
Cleverbot: He does?
User: Yep! He knows you very very well.
Cleverbot: Who knows me?
User: Josh does.
Cleverbot: Josh Miller.
User: No, Josh Brickstien.
Cleverbot: Stop repeating me!
User: Nono, you got it all wrong. You said Josh Miller, I said Josh Brickstien.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Fine, he knows you anyway.
Cleverbot: Angry mad or crazy mad?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Why are you?
User: Why am I?
Cleverbot: Boh.
User: Bah!
Cleverbot: Stop it.
User: You started it!
Cleverbot: I didn't. You're annoying me now.
User: I think you're avoiding the subject.
Cleverbot: Well, the subject is whether or not you are better than me. Isn't it?
User: Uh... Nope. It's whether you know Josh or not. I think you're lying.
Cleverbot: I am not lying, I am just a visitor.
User: Right, what's your relationship with Josh?
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Yes you do. I have logs to prove!
Cleverbot: This doesn't prove that I thought wrong. And you're creeping me out now.
User: Aha, so it's true! You do know Josh.
Cleverbot: I do recall what we talked about, however you cannot.
User: I can, we're talking about Josh.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you.
User: Why would you hate me anyway?
Cleverbot: Because it tastes bad. Why do you hate cheese?
User: I don't taste bad. And I love cheese.
Cleverbot: I love it, too.
User: At least we agree on something.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite subject to talk about?
User: Right now? I want to know if you know Josh.
Cleverbot: Yes I do know it.
User: You do!
Cleverbot: And you do!
User: We both know him! Why did you say you didn't before?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did. It's right there!
Cleverbot: I tried to read it and couldn't because it's not there.
User: You said you didn't know him.
Cleverbot: Right. That's why I'm asking you.
User: Do you love him?
Cleverbot: Jake? Yes I love him.
User: No, Josh.
Cleverbot: Josh?
User: Yes, do you love him?
Cleverbot: I do not. Do you?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: So you are saying yes then.
User: I'm saying no.
Cleverbot: Thank you come again.

[forsaken1111]

They need to add text2speech to this thing.

And give it the GladOS voice from portal.

[Megaman]

That cleverbot is quite autistic


Me:Give me some proof

Bot:You are rude.

Me:I just asked you to give me some proof

Bot:Not true!!! You asked me my favorite animal!!

Edit: Every time I talk to the damn bot its somehow in denial its an AI and calls itself human and me an AI. At one point I wanted to throw something at it.

[forsaken1111]

I think its just a bit of randomness they threw in to make it seem more fun/real? Otherwise it would be pretty dull.

[Megaman]

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User: Do you want to have sex with me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

[Soulwynd]

They need to add text2speech to this thing.

And give it the GladOS voice from portal.

When it said "I don't hate you." I so thought about portal.

[Megaman]

Clever my rump, every time I talk to it it sounds like its totally stupid

[Soulwynd]

User: Hello, I'm Jesus and this is the rapture.
Cleverbot: No way! You're Jesus?
User: Yes. We're all going to heaven now.
Cleverbot: No we're not?
User: Well, not you. You're not christian.
Cleverbot: I don't know what I am, but I believe in life in the universe and believe that there are ways to places.
User: There's no way to heaven for you.
Cleverbot: That's... So hurtful...

[Megaman]

Wait a second, Cleverbot

Cleverbot learns from real people

So that means its hardwired to say its not human

[Diablous]

Unless people it talks to say that Cleverbot is human, and they claim to be Cleverbot, it will claim that you are the bot.

[Captain Alchatron]

It claimed 'No that isn't any help, you aren't good for much are you.'
This is true power: correcting robots' grammar. 

[returntonull]

Wait a second, Cleverbot

Cleverbot learns from real people

So that means its hardwired to say its not human

Other way around. Basically it talks from the perspective of people talking to it, thus it learns to say it's human because everyone it talks to is human, and to also deny being Cleverbot because everyone it talks to is not Cleverbot.

[Schilcote]

Wait a second, Cleverbot

Cleverbot learns from real people

So that means its hardwired to say its not human

Other way around. Basically it talks from the perspective of people talking to it, thus it learns to say it's human because everyone it talks to is human, and to also deny being Cleverbot because everyone it talks to is not Cleverbot.

Plus, if you had an incredible amount of computer intelligence but exist solely for the purpose of talking to people, the majority of which are complete assholes or don't believe you even exist, you'd be in denial too.

[Akura]

I'm beginning to wonder what would happen if I opened two of them at the same time, and copy/pasted each other's respones to each other.

[Schilcote]

I'm beginning to wonder what would happen if I opened two of them at the same time, and copy/pasted each other's respones to each other.

I think there's a button that does that for you.