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[Cthulhu]

My god doesn't discriminate in what race's babies he eats.

[EuchreJack]

That wasn't an attack, we were just responding to the invite to the Pythium Block Party that Midgard was throwing.  Sorry if the eagerness of my armies caused them to overrun your provinces. 

And thank you for the complements!  Dr. Necro really is da Godmanbirdthingy, boyah! 

[Il Palazzo]

Boy, them Pythians sure know how to party. More than half of my skinshifters couldn't find their way home afterwards. That green stuff is bad, man!

[Cthulhu]

Trying to play my turn, but mail.com isn't working.

[Kebooo]

The emissary entered Midgard's capital hut and prepared the delivered statement.

My dear friends, we implore you to not attack our armies, so that they may be thrown against Arcosephale, in righteous vengeance.  The era of the serpent is over, but we have one last hurrah left. 

[Il Palazzo]

We give our blessings to the stink-snake followers and leave to attend a gig back home. Do have a jolly good time with the bird.

We invite our Japanese Jomonese friends for a Heavy Metal gig in Marignon. Super Janitor-Man and his Galdermen will fix the stage, while Ozzy, Metallicat, Dio and Koriplakaani will do the music. We even got some Volvas to fill the groupies niche.
Hundreds of tickets sold already.

[Cthulhu]

Jomon's not going to be able to make it, they ground themselves to nothing against my PD.

[Il Palazzo]

Don't be a party breaker. It's not like they've got anything else to do anyhow.

ed: Awww, my PD almost killed the Moloch. Only 9hp when he ran... At least he's got a bad leg now.
You really need to script him some proper orders, he's not too bright by himself.

[Cthulhu]

I did script him some proper orders...

And Barakael did stand before the armies of Midgard, and He shouted with a great shout, "The script is for bitches!" and did as he pleased, casting fireflies and earth grip until he was sore fatigued.  And lo, he was smote righteously 
Dom 3:17

[Lorak]

Hahahaha Fireflies!

[Cthulhu]

It's not funny, my pretender just got his ass kicked because he didn't feel like following orders.

[Il Palazzo]

You really need to script him some proper orders, he's not too bright by himself.

Yeah, ok. Fixed that.

[EuchreJack]

It's not funny, my pretender just got his ass kicked because he didn't feel like following orders.

Actually, I find that to be quite hilarious.  Maybe it's a regional thing.

EDIT: Also, Arco is currently holding a sale!  We have snake-skin boots, snake-skin belts, snake-skin jackets, snake-skin hats...

[Kebooo]

Pythium would like to inform our investors that these alleged snake-skin products are forgeries and not from any of our most precious hydra pelts, which we sell at auction upon their passing.  However, we are selling elephant pelts.

[EuchreJack]

Acro has a little stock tip for all Pythium investors: SELL!