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[Bandages]

I think the Tyra that we see on television is:

60% swollen ego
30% an act for more publicity
10% genuine Tyra

[ein]

I think the Tyra that we see on television is:

60% swollen ego
30% an act for more publicity
100% genuine Tyra

Bingo.

[Rashilul]

I think the Tyra that we see on television is:

60% swollen ego
30% an act for more publicity
100% genuine Tyra

Bingo.

That's either 190% or missing 10%.

[ein]

The 100% is a sort of overlapping thing.
The other 90% takes up a part of that 100%.
Who cares what the other 10% is.

[The Doctor]

The other ten percent is the horse that a evil (to us, to TyraHorse she was a lifesaver... bloody witch) witch turned into Tyra Banks.

[Grakelin]

Oh god. TERRIBLE REPRESSED MEMORIES SPROUTING UP!

I watched this one movie where a barbie doll came to life and taught a young girl the lesson of coming of age (While fucking her father). I watched the whole thing.

WHY THE FUCK DID I WATCH THAT??!?!?

That sounds pretty hot, what was the movie called?

[Rashilul]

Oh god. TERRIBLE REPRESSED MEMORIES SPROUTING UP!

I watched this one movie where a barbie doll came to life and taught a young girl the lesson of coming of age (While fucking her father). I watched the whole thing.

WHY THE FUCK DID I WATCH THAT??!?!?

That sounds pretty hot, what was the movie called?

Life size.

[cowofdoom78963]

For a second there I thought I had heard the strangest plot to a porno ever.

[Sensei]

Nonsense, not even close. There are stranger genres.

But back on topic:

[Eagleon]

GOD DAMNIT she stole my idea. I AM SUING TYRA BANKS FOR ONE MILLION FANS.

[eerr]

I like fighting for the guy who isn't a complete moron.

So writing a book even though it will be bad, makes someone a moron?

Mmmm, thats not a bad definition.

"Someone who fails societies standards, knowing full well they will fail societies standards, and then they do it anyway."

Goddammit, the picture above is interfering with my fancy-pants ideas.

[Grakelin]

I love how Horatio Caine is putting on a second pair of sunglasses.

[Sensei]

I love how Horatio Caine is putting on a second pair of sunglasses.

I have every reason to suspect it is his third. He then only takes off excess sunglasses when in the bathroom, so nobody can see him do it.

[fenrif]

His sunglasses are actually an advanced form of sentient life, that coincidentally looks just like a normal pair of earth-style raybans. Also even more coincidentally they eat sunglasses.

He spends untold fortunes buying more and more sunglasses to satiate the unyeilding appetite of his parasitic space friend, and in return it rewards him with awesome diagnosis skills.

I've never seen the show myself, but I'm pretty certain that's what it's about.

[ChairmanPoo]

Tyra banks is hot and nothing you say or do can change this fact.