Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 6 7 [8] 9 10

Author Topic: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books  (Read 7214 times)

alway

  • Bay Watcher
  • 🏳️‍⚧️
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #105 on: May 16, 2010, 04:59:45 pm »

His sunglasses are actually an advanced form of sentient life, that coincidentally looks just like a normal pair of earth-style raybans. Also even more coincidentally they eat sunglasses.

He spends untold fortunes buying more and more sunglasses to satiate the unyeilding appetite of his parasitic space friend, and in return it rewards him with awesome diagnosis skills.

I've never seen the show myself, but I'm pretty certain that's what it's about.
I really need to start watching that show, that sounds awesome!  :P

Tyra banks is hot and nothing you say or do can change this fact.
To summarize her in one word, the one I would use is "bleh."
Logged

fenrif

  • Bay Watcher
  • Dare to be stupid.
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #106 on: May 16, 2010, 05:01:40 pm »

Tyra banks is hot and nothing you say or do can change this fact.


I'm sure there are a multitude of ways someone could change her being hot.

Ever seen Irreversable? (Fair warning if you haven't: graphic violence of the french kind)
Logged

Dwarf

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Light shall take us
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #107 on: May 16, 2010, 05:17:16 pm »

That's intense. Seen worse though :(
Logged
Quote from: Akura
Now, if we could only mod Giant War Eagles to carry crossbows, we could do strafing runs on the elves who sold the eagles to us in the first place.

Eagleon

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
    • Soundcloud
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #108 on: May 16, 2010, 06:03:03 pm »

Tyra banks is hot and nothing you say or do can change this fact.
Not my type. Wears too much makeup (though most women do, IMO) and her forehead is largish, especially with some of the hair styles she's worn. But what does this have to do with her writing capability exactly? And where does she get off plagiarizing my masterpiece of teenage angst and fashion sensibility?

I just can't win. Not while Tyra Banks is around. Goodbye, cruel publishing world!
Logged
Agora: open-source, next-gen online discussions with formal outcomes!
Music, Ballpoint
Support 100% Emigration, Everyone Walking Around Confused Forever 2044

Dwarf

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Light shall take us
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #109 on: May 16, 2010, 06:06:27 pm »

It isn't the publishers fault, they are only doing their job, so to speak.

Instead, you must run amok on the potential buyers!
Logged
Quote from: Akura
Now, if we could only mod Giant War Eagles to carry crossbows, we could do strafing runs on the elves who sold the eagles to us in the first place.

Vector

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #110 on: May 16, 2010, 07:04:22 pm »

Okaaay, so all models are well endowed and anorexic and they are paid for those two qualities?

I didn't bother reading the rest of that post, the beginning was just so ignorant and hateful.

I suggest you read this next line, which appeared at the end of the post:

Might I ask why you are so set on defending it?


Bweh? Vector, have you seen even a commercial for Next Top Model? All the girls on that show that I've seen have had next-to-no breasts at all, not big breasts. But that might just be Tyra's selection of girls; I don't see many other models in my day-to-day life.

Whoops, sorry.  I just saw Ms. Banks herself and went "Hurgh, that's gotta be a real pain to carry around."  Please also note that ... well, I'm biased.  "Ironing board" would be a kind description of the women in my family, so to me pretty much anything is big.  I forget that, sometimes.

And yeah, I know that sounds ridiculous, but it's true >_>


For reference: no, I don't think I've seen a commercial for the show.  I've actually never turned on a TV to watch a program, IIRC.  Most of my (mis)information comes from my brief experience watching a French modeling show and a course in psychology, which had a brief discussion about body image/modeling/what have you.
Logged
"The question of the usefulness of poetry arises only in periods of its decline, while in periods of its flowering, no one doubts its total uselessness." - Boris Pasternak

nonbinary/genderfluid/genderqueer renegade mathematician and mafia subforum limpet. please avoid quoting me.

pronouns: prefer neutral ones, others are fine. height: 5'3".

Bandages

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #111 on: May 16, 2010, 07:07:14 pm »

Sorry, I was only set on defending it because I don't feel like an entire group of people should be judged solely on their jobs.

I really don't care all that much about the issue, I just sympathize with those who are judged first, understood later.
Logged

ChairmanPoo

  • Bay Watcher
  • Send in the clowns
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #112 on: May 16, 2010, 07:10:29 pm »

poor poor models. They are judged only for their appaerances, without taking into account their soul.
Logged
Everyone sucks at everything. Until they don't. Not sucking is a product of time invested.

Bandages

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #113 on: May 16, 2010, 07:12:15 pm »

poor poor models. They are judged only for their appaerances, without taking into account their soul.

It's funny, because every time someone sarcastically makes fun of me for defending them, they make logical points.
Logged

Sensei

  • Bay Watcher
  • Haven't tried coffee crisps.
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #114 on: May 16, 2010, 07:19:13 pm »

poor poor models. They are judged only for their appaerances, without taking into account their soul.
Well, it is what they signed up for.
Logged
Let's Play: Automation! Bay 12 Motor Company Buy the 1950 Urist Wagon for just $4500! Safety features optional.
The Bay 12 & Mates Discord Join now! Voice/text chat and play games with other Bay12'ers!
Add me on Steam: [DFC] Sensei

Grakelin

  • Bay Watcher
  • Stay thirsty, my friends
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #115 on: May 16, 2010, 07:22:06 pm »

poor poor models. They are judged only for their appaerances, without taking into account their soul.

It's funny, because every time someone sarcastically makes fun of me for defending them, they make logical points.

Guffaw guffaw I consider myself intellectually superior but am still easily swayed by socially constructed ideals about what professions are and aren't respectable guffaw guffaw
Logged
I am have extensive knowledge of philosophy and a strong morality
Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

Sensei

  • Bay Watcher
  • Haven't tried coffee crisps.
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #116 on: May 16, 2010, 07:23:53 pm »

To be fair, I'm just judging this one for "Intoxibellas". That is a literary crime. God have mercy if it catches on at my school.
Logged
Let's Play: Automation! Bay 12 Motor Company Buy the 1950 Urist Wagon for just $4500! Safety features optional.
The Bay 12 & Mates Discord Join now! Voice/text chat and play games with other Bay12'ers!
Add me on Steam: [DFC] Sensei

Bandages

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #117 on: May 16, 2010, 07:39:50 pm »

poor poor models. They are judged only for their appaerances, without taking into account their soul.

It's funny, because every time someone sarcastically makes fun of me for defending them, they make logical points.

Guffaw guffaw I consider myself intellectually superior but am still easily swayed by socially constructed ideals about what professions are and aren't respectable guffaw guffaw

I can't tell if you're making fun of me or the people I am making fun of. ;]
Logged

Eagleon

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
    • Soundcloud
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #118 on: May 16, 2010, 07:55:58 pm »

I can't tell if you're making fun of me or the people I am making fun of. ;]
Seriously, how does this keep happening after you explicitly pointed it out? Do you possess intoxibella blood most eldrych?
Logged
Agora: open-source, next-gen online discussions with formal outcomes!
Music, Ballpoint
Support 100% Emigration, Everyone Walking Around Confused Forever 2044

Bandages

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #119 on: May 16, 2010, 08:04:55 pm »

I am a MODEL baby, yeah.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 6 7 [8] 9 10