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[Acanthus117]

And I'm the king of Canada!

[Grakelin]

You're Elizabeth?

[Acanthus117]

If Elizabeth was a man, yes.

[Euld]

Tyra banks is hot and nothing you say or do can change this fact.

She's so not hot.  Even if you stripped her naked, wiped off her makeup, and dropped her in magma, she'd freeze to death from being so unattractive.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I can't tell if you're making fun of me or the people I am making fun of. ;]

Seriously, how does this keep happening after you explicitly pointed it out? Do you possess intoxibella blood most eldrych?

The Intoxibellas covened their bleatinous librams, and gyrated most effusively.

[Pathos]

Tyra Banks isn't very attractive, to be honest. All models are way too skinny, as if that somehow means clothes fit them better.

I wonder if the books are going to have subtle (read:blatant) messages like: "If you starve yourself, boys will find you pretty." and "Don't be skanky, tease, don't please."

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Read this thread.
Thought "Fuck Humanity"

[Muz]

I actually thought it was cool that she's writing a fantasy book. Then I read the first line where it was about modelling. 

But I sort of picture it like all those "erotic" fantasy books written by women. You know, the weird fucked up ones where giantesses are eating men, or where weird creatures mount women, stick a brain control thingy in their heads and turn them into naked labor slaves.

Some women have really weird fantasies. I don't blame Tyra Banks for fantasizing about elves wearing skimpy clothes.

[The Doctor]

I actually thought it was cool that she's writing a fantasy book. Then I read the first line where it was about modelling. 

But I sort of picture it like all those "erotic" fantasy books written by women. You know, the weird fucked up ones where giantesses are eating men, or where weird creatures mount women, stick a brain control thingy in their heads and turn them into naked labor slaves.

Some women have really weird fantasies. I don't blame Tyra Banks for fantasizing about elves wearing skimpy clothes.

I read a short story about one where a normal sized woman shrinks men, and uses them as dildoes, killing them in the process.


... I don't read those things anymore.

[ein]

That reminds me of this story where this girl wants to have sex with a really old pedophile who looks like he's 17.
Did I mention that he's a fairy?
Seriously, he sparkles in the sunlight and dances around with his shirt off.

[Bandages]

is NO ONE ELSE totally freaked out by the intelligent bot!?

[Pathos]

I think Tyra Banks was talented because she was a supermodel but then she signed a contract to write a novel. She is also the host, judge and executive producer of "America's Next Top Model." And I also like her book Modelland. The story brings a teenage girl and her friends to an imaginary place called Modelland.

I think this bot came from the future because he book hasn't came out yet.

[Nether]

Lol, am I the only one who was thinking that this could have been great?
Sadly she does not seem to know much about any of these books.

[Firehound]

I think Tyra Banks was talented because she was a supermodel but then she signed a contract to write a novel. She is also the host, judge and executive producer of "America's Next Top Model." And I also like her book Modelland. The story brings a teenage girl and her friends to an imaginary place called Modelland.

I think this bot came from the future because he book hasn't came out yet.

So this guy, except with a aim to spam instead of terminating John Connor

http://alwaysnewmistakes.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/terminator.jpg

[Sensei]

I think that the "bot" is probably in a sweatshop somewhere.