Senor Penguin: Turn acid beetle into an acid soldier beetle
Roll:6
You try to teach the acid beetle to fight for you. He immediately flies off spraying acid at everyone but you...
Urist: Burn beetle with a magnifying glass
Roll:5
He goes for Urist first, but Urist takes out his magnifying glass and focuses the sunlight at the beetle with it. The beetle catches on fire and dies. Good job.
Blue: Bandage self
Roll:3-2=1
You are feeling dizzy, but you still try to bandage yourself. You only end up tying your hands behind your back. Some villagers come to laugh at you, and one of them is walking towards you, his eyes on your chainsaw. Maybe he wants to use it to free your hands?
Health: 8/12
Dizzy:-2 to your roll in the next turn
Hands tied:-3 to all rolls that involve you using your hands for anything.
Chuck Norman: Shoot the T-Rex
Roll:1
You take out the EGG-LAUNCHER that you found somewhere and fire it at the T-Rex. The egg it fires flies just over the T-Rex's head. You feel slightly disappointed about your new gun.
Metalman: Smoke a joint
Roll:5
You smoke the joint that you had been hiding all along. Being a robotic mascot, it doesn't really affect you at all, but you enjoy it nonetheless.
Mental health: 13/12
Li'l Robin: Hide in your barrel
Roll:6
You hide in your barrel and somehow seal it shut from the inside. It is a perfect hiding place, and the T-Rex doesn't notice you at all. In fact, you are so convincing that some workers come over and roll you towards the barrel stockpile. You yell at them to stop, but they seem to be unable to hear you through the barrel.
Meanwhile, the T-Rex goes looking for some new food. It goes after Senor Penguin and Urist first...
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I sort of lied about doing the rolls before, but they're done now, I guess.
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Topic: RTD Photobook! 4: Clowns, Toads, a God, a Giant Chicken and an acid pool (Read 7872 times)