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[Flagrarus]

Yeah, you might've done better with those two switched around, but oh well 

Oh, and I changed my mind, weapon damage will just be what the damage roll gives ( 1-6 + possible bonuses ) and damage for weapons will be gone. Health and mental damage will both be 12. But to keep it fair, I think I'll add a bonus against undead to the chainsaw, seeing as the main benefit it had right now was it's high damage. You could always cut trees with it, I guess, but uhm...There's a chance you'll find will be more undead than trees, I think.

I warned you I didn't know what I wanted.

And I'll have to make a character sheet for inteuniso as well, I suppose.

To be honest, these character sheets are not really an accurate interpretation of how I will interpret your images during the game. These have to be somewhat coherent, I guess, while in the actual game I get to be much more random and evil and...stuff. You'll see. I'm beginning to think I should've just had you pick 3 images for your character for me to mess around a bit with, but it's too late for that now.

So uhm...Dragnar, you'll need a character sheet to get on the waiting list ( I'd rather have one made in advance ), and that's about it. I'll probably start the game in about...two hours. That's when I'll post inteuniso's character sheet and actually start the game. So...see you guys then, probably 

[tomas1297]

So...see you guys then, probably 

Damn you time lines!
Ah well.30 More minutes of me being awake. 

[dragnar]

Name:

Backstory:

Item:

Skill:


This is an odd combination to say the least...

[tomas1297]

Funny,I was going to take Prototype for skill,but decided it wouldn't be lulzy enough.

[Flagrarus]

So...see you guys then, probably 

Damn you time lines!
Ah well.30 More minutes of me being awake. 

...Sorry about that, then 

Here's your character sheet inteuniso, I'll add it to the list as well:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Metalman
Backstory: He was the mascot of the world-famous Star Wars metal band, despite not actually having anything to do with Star Wars. I'm not sure how that happened and I don't really care, either. All that matters is that he left the band after the tragic death of Darth Vader due to an overdose. Oh, and he stole Darth Vader's big ass magic gun, too. He was conveniently teleported to some small human city.
Item: A big ass magic gun that can fire anything. ANYTHING AT ALL. Inteuniso, you're making all the other players jealous 
Skill: Waltz dancing. This will make everybody near you attempt to give you yogurt, but I'm sure you already knew that. It was one the site where you presumably found this image. This one gets a cooldown too, 5 turns, though I'm not sure why it would matter

Yeah, I figured out I can just find out where images come from by right-clicking them. I'm such a genius 

Oh, and I'll do yours when I have some more time. Right now I have a deadline to meet 

You all start out in front of the tavern of this human city. There are a few humans wandering around, dressed in old clothes, some dwarves are stealing a few kegs of booze, there is an elf in a wooden cage on display in the middle of the street, the buildings are about two stories tall on average, it is the middle of the day and there is an elephant charging down the street right at you guys. What will you do now?

[tomas1297]

[Paranatural]

[Pillow_Killer]

[inteuniso]

[Batista]

[ExKirby]

[Flagrarus]

Alright, first turn  First RTD turn I've ever done, too. Let's see how it goes 

Urist: Striking a menacing pose / taking a karate stance
Roll: 3
You attempt to intimidate the elephant with your karate stance. The elephant remains unfazed, and is still charging towards you. You prepare a karate chop to take it down if it keeps charging at you.

Blue: Running away
Roll: 6
You run away faster than any penguin man has ever run before. In fact, you run so fast you can't see any of your surroundings anymore. After a second, you start slowing down, satisfied you are out of the elephant's way. Now that you've slowed down, you notice you are about to slam into the city wall...

Dodge roll: 1 ( +1 damage to the damage roll because you rolled a 1 )
You decide that speeding up and jumping over the wall would be the best course of action. You manage to do the speeding up part, but you didn't quite jump in time. You slam into an obstacle.

Damage roll: 3+1=4
You didn't die outright, it appears, but you did leave a pretty big red splat on the wall. Your head is bleeding, and you are feeling dizzy. You almost pass out, but manage to retain consciousness.
Status: Dizzy
Gives a -1 to all rolls for two turns

Li'l Robin: Stealing a horse and playing chicken with the elephant
Roll: 1
You see a horse and jump on it, directing it towards the elephant. You stand up and balance yourself on it, as it bravely...wait, are those horns? It turns out what you thought was a horse was actually a bull, and it doesn't seem too happy about you riding it. Just as you decide standing upright on it wasn't a good idea, it abruptly stops in an attempt to throw you off it's back...

Dodge roll:5 ( I was starting to think it couldn't roll successes )
In an attempt to make up for your previous idiocy, you somersault high over it's horns and deftly land in front of it. The enraged bull charges at you, but you easily sidestep it. The bull rushes by you and toward the elephant...

Elephant dodge roll: 4
The elephant manages to get out of the bulls way, but one of the bull's horns still scratches it. It is bleeding, but it doesn't appear to be a severe injury and it didn't slow down the elephant's charge  much either.
Elephant health: 13/14

Chuck Norman: RAEG
Roll: 2
You try to roar in a fearsome manner, but your weak voice is drowned out in the elephant's stampede. Embarassed, you sit down on the ground.
-1 Mental health ( 11/12 )

Metalman: Shoot the elephant
Roll: 6
You shoot your gun at the elephant. It fires... a T-Rex. That's just wonderful. The T-Rex obliterates the elephant, of course, and then starts feeding on it's corpse. While it feeds, it keeps it's eyes fixed on Li'l Robin, and it's roar sounds a suspicious amount like "You're next, meat."

Senor Penguin: Catch a bug in a cage
Roll: 4
While everyone else is busy worrying about the elephant, you go off looking for a bug to catch. You even brought a small cage with you just for that purpose, even though it was never mentioned in your character sheet. You are so busy pondering on this that you almost step on a fine specimen, about the size of your foot. You quickly trap it in your cage.
You inspect the bug. Your immense knowledge of bug lore tells you this is a Giant Acid Beetle, a beetle that has an acid capable of melting flesh. It hasn't attacked you yet, though. Perhaps this means you can tame it...

So, that was the first post. I didn't know it would take up this much time to write one of these, or maybe I'm just too lazy to actually do it fast  Either way, I am fairly satisfied with how it turned out, though you guys had pretty bad luck in this turn.

Let's hope it stays that way.

[ExKirby]

[tomas1297]

[Paranatural]