Round 5:Folks, you have to tell me if you're joining the waiting list. Because I'm like that. Also, this isn't happening on the moon. My first post says it's "A secret earth-based location", which kinda heavily implies, y'know, earth. Oh you. You so silly.
Vlynndar:
Check GogglesResult: 3
You flail about to reach your goggles, but You're Very Hurt. Bleurgh.
Mental Damage Roll: 3
Mental Health 3/6. You really would have liked to reach those goggles, but as you have Kept On Posting Multiple Actions Per Turn Even Though It Has Been Stated Multiple Times That You May Not Perform Multiple Actions In A Turn you can't. Just can't.
Doomshifter:
Plan Moon DefenceResult: 1
You first consider changing to italics, but then realize That's How People Talk Already. How silly of me, you Think To Yourself. You then start working on your magnificent plan to Defend The Moon.
What is the best way to defend my beloved moon? you ponder.
I must first understand how they would destroy it. Ah, there it is! I know very well how to destroy the moon now!
Excited, you write down a flawless plan to destroy the moon, a plan that Cannot Be Countered In Any Way. You take into account all possible things, including astrology, your favourite flavour of ice cream (Strawberry, For Its Glorious Red Hue), and- oh, wait. This Isn't What You Were Supposed To Be Doing. These Plans Must Be Removed At Once! You hit your head on a rock to Purge Evil Thoughts. It hurts, but it Must Be Done to Defend The Moon.
Physical Damage Roll: 5
Mental Damage Roll: 5
Physical Health: 1/6. Mental Health -7/6. You feel your Conviction To The Righteous Communist Cause Strengthen, even as you Suffer Crippling Head Trauma. Durr, durr, derp derp derp, you mutter to yourself, before realizing you have Lost The Ability To Speak Intelli- Intel- In A Way Other People Can Derp Derp Derp.
Status Effect Gained! "Head Trauma I": You cannot speak to other people or entities until this status effect is removed.
Tarran:
Seek Armament:Result: 4
Hey, you found a Used Syringe! Why would there be a Used Syringe in a far-away, unused, vacant field like- oh. Okay. Well, you guess you could, y'know, Stab Someone With This to Give Them A Status Effect, although you guess it's not really that good at hurting people.
Item gained!
Devices Of Hurt:
Used Syringe: Unexamined, Held [6/6]
Kagus:
Lunatic ActionResult: 5
You feel yourself starting to Calm Down. After all, the landing Wasn't That Bad.
Physical Heal Roll: 2
Mental Heal Roll: 2
Physical Health 6/6. Mental Health -2/6. You're feeling pretty good, if not accounting for the crippling insanity and fear of The Goblin King. You must find his Oakwood Throne and defeat him with the Crystals Of Akkorah! Booooooorrwaaaaargl.
Paranatural:
ArriveResult: 4
The Drop Pod lands some way from the Other Operatives. You Crawl Out and prepare an action for Next Turn.
You feel saddened that you have been Forced Apart from your Lover.
Mental Damage Roll: 3
Mental Heal Roll: 2
Mental Health 5/6. You Start Crying a little, but the memory of Frelock II's Rough Smile And Strong Arms gives you some comfort.
Sub-Rule Discovered!
Seperating Lovers Will Cause Mental Damage To BothSub-Rule Discovered!
Having A Lover Will Allow A Mental Heal Roll During All Cases Of Mental DamageKinseti:
Reason With Hidden EvilResult: 6
Oh, you reason with him all right. You Reason The Shit out of the Ancient One. In fact you Wield The Blade Of Speechcraft so well that the beast Accepts You As The Master Of It's Existence, No Questions Asked.. You feel yourself Absorbed.
Physical Health Max +2!
Mental Health Max -1!
Mental Heal Roll: 4
Physical Health 8/8. Mental Health 5/5. You feel yourself... Different.
Status Effect Gained! Invisible II: You are very invisible, with various effects.
Status Effect Gained! Magical II: You have some magical abilities that may or may not know how to use.
Status Effect Lost! Blind
Achievement Unlocked!
"No, John. You are the demons."And then you were a demon.
Events in
The Waiting Room:Frelock II:
Result: Autofail
You try to help Jetsquirrel, but, uh... Yeah. You ain't helping that one in a while.
You're also too distracted to really help anyway, since Your Soulmate Has Been Removed From Your Presence.
Mental Damage Roll: 3
Mental Heal Roll: 4
Mental Health 6/6. You easily comfort yourself knowing that Paranatural's Hot Stubble And Deliciously Unwashed Armpits will be waiting for you whatever happens.
Dragnar:
Re-Enter Waiting RoomResult: Autosuccess
You don't need to 'Re-Enter' any waiting rooms. You're here already, doofus. And don't go complaining about not being noticed. You know what happens to People Who Do That.
Errol:
No ActionResult: 6
You do nothing all right. Nothing. At. All. The whole Waiting Room seems to distort itself around your Lack Of Action. Suddenly you understand this must be the reknowned State Of Emptiness those Silly Monks seem to be searching all the time. You know this, yet you Do Not Think about it, for, in An Undescribable Way you understand Thinking Is Unnecessary.
Status Effect Gained! Zen: You are immune to Mental Damage. Sweet, I guess.
Flagrarus:
Study MythologyResult: 2
You don't really know why you should Study Such Silly Superstitions. Oops, said five words with 's' in the start in a row! Spit over the shoulder, curse a cat, any bad luck's gone with that, you think to yourself. That Was Close.
Mental Damage Roll: 4
Mental Health 2/6. You're not sure you got all the bad luck, though. Scary. Maybe there's still some left! You Should Hide.
Jetsquirrel:
Act InsaneResult: 1
You devise
A Brilliant Plan: Phase one: Go Insane. Phase Two: 
. Phase Three: IMMENSE PROFIT.On the bright side, the first part was
Executed Flawlessly.Mental Damage Roll: 1
Physical Damage Roll: 2
Mental Health 0/6. Physical Health -1/6. You
Flail Around Madly, because that's
What Mad People Do. You
Perish.Achievement Unlocked!
"Ain't got no time to wait"Achieve death before being released unto the unsuspecting world.
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