Dr Helsing retrieves the #Steel Kukuri# and wields it in his right hand. You go out onto the balcony. There is an injured man there. Your doctoring skill concludes that he is somewhat injured, with a cut up hand and a broken left leg of unknown severity, along with various bruises.
You have failed a spot check x2.
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Edwart turns to tell the Mysteriously Dustered Man that he heard him, but the Mysteriously Dustered Man has turned to look at the coffee shop, breaking off the conversation. You broodily turn to walk to the library. You have failed a spot check.
You proced to the library and search for an Ispy book. You find a large quantity of CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOKS that tend towards silliness. You find a single SERIOUS ROLE PLAY gathering dust. You've gained a skill point in "+ BROOD". You find an Ispy book and begin to read it. You've gained a skill point in observation (Adequate). You've gained a temporary bonus to all Spot Checks.
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Generating new character.
Character information received.
Generating backstory.
Generating frontstory.
Current situation reached.
You are on a street corner. You are not sure where said street corner is. You have just finished a +Blistering Guitar Solo+ on you x*Guitar*x. You can taste purple.
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You leap towards the coffee shop wall, but only get several feet. You attempt to quickly scale, but only get to the top of a conveniently placed bush. There are quite a few stories above you (Failed spot check to determine number).
Helpful help: You lack any supernatural powers in leaping or scaling. While there is some carryover due to your Suavity and Swordsmanship, it is not enough for any chance of leaping to and scaling a -medium skyscraper-.
"Who dares challenge Roland Bondo, slayer of a hundred thousand vampires!?"
The Mysteriously Dustered Man draws a weapon! Your skill in Swordsmanship allows you to analyze his weapon and stance. It is a shortsword of gleaming metal (roll to determine metal failed). There is a noticeable notch on the blade. The Dustered Swordsman is standing in a two-footed Kumdo stance and shows some experience. The superior range of your Flamberge would be a serious advantage.
The Dustered Swordsman says "What the hell are you doing?!"
He is showing agitation.
You have failed a spot check x 2
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Generating new character.
Character information received.
Generating backstory.
Generating frontstory.
Current situation reached.
Preset Character information matched! Special character authorized!
You lower the smoking barrel of your handgun. The blond doppelganger falls from the roof of the medium skyscrapper. "That. Was left handed."
There is commotion on the street below.
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You attempt to crawl into the building, but a figure steps out first. You fail to recognize anything about him.
Helpful help: Your sense rolls are taking a penalty, due to pain. You may want fix this.