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[Acanthus117]

>Turn around and glare at person who dares to touch the Edwart!

[Phantom]

Civilization: The Council Of Pus
Choose Race: Human
Insert Name: Edward Smith
Skills: Half in sneaking, half in falling from ridiculous heights and surviving.

[Heron TSG]

I grab my flame-bladed sword, don my mighty tunic, pun on my glorious pants, and stroll into my domain. When my domain is entered, I shall saunter down my domain's sidewalk.

[Strife26]

You turn and glare icily at the figure. The glare is ineffective. The man does not respond to the glare. With carryover from various other skills, you've become adequate at glaring!

Mysteriously dustered figure: "In the future, please refrain from running in front of my car. I'd hate to splat you."


!!Server error!!: Pocket plane destabilized.
Compensating.
No data lost.

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Generating new character.
Character information received.

Generating backstory.
Generating frontstory.
Current situation reached.

Edward is falling from a great height. You see pavement below, and a building flashing by to your side. Note: At current rate, you'll only have a 50/50 chance of surviving the fall with current fall from ridiculous heights and surviving skill.

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You don your clothes and belt your sword on. Rane Huggedserve, Guard, facepalms. "I don't want to deal with you anymore, so I won't book you on public indecency. Or assault on a police officer's eyes, or emotional harassment, or any number of other crimes that escape my traumatized mind. We decided that we'd rather not get the jumpsuit back, so take and go inflict yourself on an unsuspecting populace or something."

You tuck the x-Orange Jumpsuit-x in your belt.

[Phantom]

Attempt to grab onto the building. (Probably fruitlessly)

[Acanthus117]

Leave Coffeshop, follow Lella.

[Heron TSG]

>Saunter down the sidewalk. If I see an umbrella of moderate size or larger, I shall slay the beast! Any who stand in my way shall be INSULTED! (suavely.)

[Sensei]

Civilization: The Obscure Guilds
Choose Race: HMN
Insert Name: Van Helsing
Skills: Half in Stabbery, one quarter in vampire lore & equipment, one quarter in Hardiness

[Strife26]

You attempt to grab a flagpole! Your hand slips and is cut by a clipy thing! You grab onto the city flag (a well designed image of Sparklepires and Dwarves in thread. The Dwarves and the Sparklepires are having a teaparty. The thread is blue. The background is white.)
The flag tears off! Your wanted level has increased (destruction of city property/symbol). You speed has decreased! Your direction has decreased!

You are falling

You slam into a balcony! You are injured!



Synchronizing player worlds.
Running world history.
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Lella suddenly leaves. You Stalking sense enables you to realize her departure, even though you are glaring at the Mysteriously Dustered Man.

Helpful hint: Glare actions continue until interrupted.

You get up to follow Lella. You hear a loud thump from somewhere above.
The Mysteriously Dustered Man says, "Some kind of affirmation that you heard me would be nice. You there buddy?"

You follow Lella outside. You notice that it is somewhat brighter outside. You fail a spot check x2.

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You stride down the street, seeing several moderately small umbrellas outside of a coffee shop! You purposefully stride towards the pack, with Final Countdown in your head. A Mysteriously Red Dustered Figure stands in your way, saying "What are you doing?"

You roll well on your suave insult roll. "You know, things rarely end well for people in Red Dusters."
You have gained Novice in kinda subtle threats!

You step aside the Mysteriously Red Dustered Man and slash out at the nearest Umbrella (moderately small). You hit the umbrella in the pole, bruising the wood, denting the metal, and cracking the paint!
The Umbrella is having trouble standing!

You have failed a spot check.


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Generating new character.
Character information received.

Generating backstory.
Generating frontstory.
Current situation reached.

Preset Character information matched! Special character authorized!


You receive experience in awesomeness. You receive experience in Kansas classics.


You are in a hotel room. Your black duffel bag is on the bed. There is a loud thump from the attached balcony.

Synchronizing player worlds.
Running world history.
Error. Time-Server Overload.
Please input actions and standby.

[cganya]

posting to keep an eye on this.

[Acanthus117]

Turn around and tell Dusterman that I heard him. Then, go to library and practice spot skill by reading I SPY books.

[Sensei]

>Equip KUKRI. Inspect BALCONY.

[Hawkfrost]

How ridiculously absurd.
I am so watching this thread.

[Acanthus117]

REVISED ACTION:

Edwart turns to tell the man in the duster that he heard him. Then, he moodily broods as he walks, moodily to the Library. Then, with his glaring intensity at full power, he grabs a I SPY book for little kids, and intensely stares at it moodily, brooding as he searches the book.

[Phantom]

Crawl into apartment.