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[Strife26]

Error. Command from player-less entity.
Planar instability detected.
Compensating . . .

[Heron TSG]

>Attack him. Anything that accepts the challenge of a vampire must be a vampire! RAAAGH!

[Sensei]

Chuck holy wafer at him, because I am a paranoid old codger.

[Strife26]

Global command received.
Adjusting planar constants.

~~~~~


You turn around and exit the roof space. On the pent house floor (rented by yourself, of course) you hit the elevator button. Going down.

The elevator stops. The doors remain closed, but the old fashioned half circle floor indicator points between four and five.

You fail a spot check.
~~~~~

You look up, through the pain. He's an old man with a cruxific around his neck and the classic preist collar thing. He throws something at you, but the attack glances off.


Helpful help: You're fighting through pain. It'll let you act normally, but its effect isn't infinite!

~~~~~

You climb down and face the Dustered Swordsman. You slash out with your flamberge, but he catches it on his shorter blade. He breaks contact, swearing. The Dustered Swordsman draws a Combat knife and wields it with his left hand, as if it were a Main Gauche.

Various people scurry off on their business, or gather to watch. Few seem to realize that the fight is real. Someone claps.

You fail a spot check.


~~~~~

You throw a holy wafer at the downed man. Nothing happens. He looks at you. You fail a spot check.

~~~~~


Setting Planar Constants.
Lining up player worlds.
Error: Planar instability has increased.
Compensating.

[Phantom]

"Oh hello. Somehow I fell from the roof and landed here. If you mind I will go get a splint somewhere and clean and bandage these cuts. Good day."

Limp outside hotel room door.

[Heron TSG]

>Duel the man to the death. If he runs, I shall chase him back to his lair. Declare, "I am Roland Bondo! Slayer of VAMPIRES!"

[Strife26]

Error. Time-Server Overload.
Please input actions and standby.

[Acanthus117]

Go to forest, hunt Bambi's mom.

[Jopax]

Look for the emergency exit, when out and above the elevator make a badass remark and shoot the cable, then proceed to exit on the fifth floor, then take the stairs

[Sensei]

He might not be a vampire! I help him up and do any first aid I can manage, and call an ambulance if it looks necessary. ((I seriously have not been able to follow this enough to tell if he's a vampire or not. You might try making it a little clearer what is happening to whom))

[The Architect]

...
Strife is doing this all in-character. He keeps asking for you to preface the actions with your character's name, although he is doing his best to keep the characters straight and describe events anyway.

Start using your names, and you will both be less confused.

I'd like a character.
Civilization:Disgruntled and Entertained Readers
Choose Race:Player Character Serial Killer
Name: Mr. Weregild
Skills: Subterfuge and murder.
Equipment: short-barrel dartgun with 6-inch attachable extension, large bottle of sticky gooey traquilizer poison, short carving knife. Container: Small black satchel.

[Archangel]

Generating new character.
Character information received.

Generating backstory.
Generating frontstory.
Current situation reached.

You are on a street corner. You are not sure where said street corner is. You have just finished a +Blistering Guitar Solo+ on you x*Guitar*x. You can taste purple.

Inuit Jim: Make sure I'm wearing my badass vintage leather jacket, awesome cargo pants and lucky combat boots. Check how much money I have.

[Strife26]

Error, non-recognized help request detected.
If you need more help, please consult the TAB12G Wiki.

~~~~~

"Oh hello. Somehow I fell from the roof and landed here. If you mind I will go get a splint somewhere and clean and bandage these cuts. Good day."

You get up and try to walk out into the hotel room. You pain threshold has been partially reached. You attempt to walk out of the room, but find yourself collapsing.

Helpful help: You'll need more time to gather your strength if you want to do this without first aid.

The old man with Crucifix decides to tend to your wounds. He throws a bag of hotel ice on your leg and elevates it with a pillow. He binds your cut hand with a bandage after disinfecting it.

You feel someone what better, but your strength has taken a hit.

~~~~~

You fight with the Dustered Dual-Wielder. It quickly becomes apparant that you are outmatched in strength and skill. The Dustered Dual Wielder does not seem to want to kill you and you have a longer weapon.

You hear a scream from across the street. The Dustered Dual-Wielder backs up, right into a Small Child who wandered into the area. Dustered  Dual Wielder falls down. He shoves the child out of the way. He maintains possession of his short sword, but the knife flies in an arc, landing near your feet.

You step forward and prepare a Special Finisher against the Dustered Swordsman. The Dustered Swordsman draws a shortened pistol in his off-hand! He shoots at you.

You have been shot. Three times.

You vision begins to cloud, you see the Dustered Gunman running away, and start to hear approaching sirens. You fall down. The Dustered Gunman's knife is in your field of vision. You vision fades over.


You have died.

~~~~~

You make to leave the library.
You notice that the clouds have left. It is very sunny outside! Going outside would compromise your Secret Identity. You decide to reconsider.

Helpful help: Sparklepires sparkle in sunlight, revealing their supernatural status.

~~~~~

You jump out of the emergency exit in the top of the elevator and swing over to the emergency ladder. One handed, you shoot at the elevator cable! The shot glances off! Sparks fly everywhere.

~~~~~

The Guy from the Balcony says "Oh hello. Somehow I fell from the roof and landed here. If you mind I will go get a splint somewhere and clean and bandage these cuts. Good day."
He promptly collapses in your hotel room. You give GftB basic first aid, binding up a cut hand and putting ice on his leg. You see no overt signs of vampirism.

Helpful help: Due to your skill with vampiric lore, you have a chance of IDing anyone with vampiric traits whom you are in close contact with.

~~~~~

Generating new character.
Character information received.

Generating backstory.
Generating frontstory.
Current situation reached.


You are in a hotel room. You are watching TV, having just realized that your lottery ticket was a winner. You have the Winning Lottery Ticket in your right hand.

~~~~~

Jim: You are wearing a badass leather jacket, awesome cargo pants, and lucky combat boots. You have a headband around your head. You have $12.41.

~~~~~

Lining up player worlds.
Error: Inventory Error!
Error: Planar instability has increased.
Compensating.

[Acanthus117]

Edwart curses the sun, Brooding at it, and attempts to use his Marty Sue powers to make it cloudy.

If that fails, he reads up on being charming.

[Jopax]

Johnny climbs up to the nearest exit out of the shaft, try to get out trough it, if that fails search himself for explosives