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[Dsarker]

evolution makes me sad ....


WHY U SO SLOW !!!

a little pile of brainfreez's magic rubbish words was enough to derail this thread into human size comparing contest .

incidentally, if you want fast evolution, stand in a nuclear reactor, chugging down mutagen, whilst smoking.

* kaijyuu eyes you suspiciously

Are you SURE this will give me adamantine claws?

somewhat decent chance.

I'd say 50/50 of adamantine-like claws (adamantine is a metal!) or internal liquidation, a horribly painful death and you turning into a massive blob of cancerous tissues that may or may not gain sentience and try to absorb every living thing on earth.

either way, it works out awesome.

And guess what? He doesn't even need to live near a nuclear power plant.

However it won't be evolution until he breeds afterwards

That can be arranged.

* kaijyuu puts a rose in mouth

Just be wary about sterilisation via the radiation.

[Hanslanda]

evolution makes me sad ....


WHY U SO SLOW !!!

a little pile of brainfreez's magic rubbish words was enough to derail this thread into human size comparing contest .

incidentally, if you want fast evolution, stand in a nuclear reactor, chugging down mutagen, whilst smoking.

* kaijyuu eyes you suspiciously

Are you SURE this will give me adamantine claws?

somewhat decent chance.

I'd say 50/50 of adamantine-like claws (adamantine is a metal!) or internal liquidation, a horribly painful death and you turning into a massive blob of cancerous tissues that may or may not gain sentience and try to absorb every living thing on earth.

either way, it works out awesome.

And guess what? He doesn't even need to live near a nuclear power plant.

However it won't be evolution until he breeds afterwards

That can be arranged.

* kaijyuu puts a rose in mouth

Just be wary about sterilisation via the radiation.

Did my idea of rapid mutation start a quote pyramid about the possibilities and limitations of mutation when in areas of high radioactivity whilst mutating from unknown substances, with the possibility of an orgy?

WHERE IS THIS HAPPENING AND WHEN!?

IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW.

[Hanslanda]

My pants are the final layer of highly advanced shielding for the nuclear reactor that I'm not going to give any more details on, that happens to reside within my underwear zone.

[Karnewarrior]

Argued with a racist today on SoH about how Muslims probably weren't trying to conquer Britain and wreck british culture.

We also discussed what he would do if he was Prime Minister. He suggested locking up the House of Lords (all of them), The House of Commons (Also all of them) Replacing them with similar patriots who he would Wiretap, also Locking up the Muslims, natch, anyone who protested, and the bloody Queen of England.

He turned the UK into Tropico in sixteen lines of chat.

[Sirus]

What was the dude's name? Might be a known troll.

[Karnewarrior]

Captain Sam. If he's a troll, he's at least legitimately into the game. He wasn't very vocal about his views until Islam got brought up in Galactic chat. I can't remember how that happened...

[kaijyuu]

Trolls pop up all the time in online games like that. Isn't a day that goes by that WoW's trade chat isn't infiltrated with some sort of radical political ideology, seriously or not.

[Shinotsa]

The number of posts that I have made is about half the number of posts I have typed. It's actually pretty sad when I think about it, since I censor myself and shut myself up all the time in meatspace (as the kids call it nowadays) and I really try to be free with you guys.

Jesus Christ I almost deleted this message for being stupid, but then I didn't because it would have been hilariously, ironically depressing.


In other news we need a lines-to-Tropico scale, in which we rate nutbags by how many lines of text it takes them to devolve a democratic, industrialized country to a totalitarian regime.

[Karnewarrior]

We also talked about the BBC and the EDL, which sounds like some sort of wacko ultranationalist group to me.

It was a weird conversation.

[kaijyuu]

My pants are the final layer of highly advanced shielding for the nuclear reactor that I'm not going to give any more details on, that happens to reside within my underwear zone.

* kaijyuu holds back a joke about reaching critical mass

[Wrex]

I put in fable 2 again. I think you can guess why this belongs in the sad thread.

[Sirus]

Huh, I remember seeing Captain Sam in galactic chat, but I don't remember anything like that coming up. Guess that must be his Berserk Button.

[Dsarker]

The number of posts that I have made is about half the number of posts I have typed. It's actually pretty sad when I think about it, since I censor myself and shut myself up all the time in meatspace (as the kids call it nowadays) and I really try to be free with you guys.

Jesus Christ I almost deleted this message for being stupid, but then I didn't because it would have been hilariously, ironically depressing.

Oh, how I know that feel.

[Shinotsa]

The number of posts that I have made is about half the number of posts I have typed. It's actually pretty sad when I think about it, since I censor myself and shut myself up all the time in meatspace (as the kids call it nowadays) and I really try to be free with you guys.

Jesus Christ I almost deleted this message for being stupid, but then I didn't because it would have been hilariously, ironically depressing.

Oh, how I know that feel.

Then give me a high five man! It's nice to know you're not insane, or at least slightly less insane than you thought you might be.

[kaijyuu]

We're all a little koo-koo in the coconuts.