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[The Darkling Wolf]

evolution makes me sad ....


WHY U SO SLOW !!!

a little pile of brainfreez's magic rubbish words was enough to derail this thread into human size comparing contest .

incidentally, if you want fast evolution, stand in a nuclear reactor, chugging down mutagen, whilst smoking.

* kaijyuu eyes you suspiciously

Are you SURE this will give me adamantine claws?

Duhh, adamantine claws are a bionic, you need to install them.

[Wrex]

evolution makes me sad ....


WHY U SO SLOW !!!

a little pile of brainfreez's magic rubbish words was enough to derail this thread into human size comparing contest .

incidentally, if you want fast evolution, stand in a nuclear reactor, chugging down mutagen, whilst smoking.

* kaijyuu eyes you suspiciously

Are you SURE this will give me adamantine claws?

Cancer is a mutation, right ?

[Haspen]

evolution makes me sad ....


WHY U SO SLOW !!!

a little pile of brainfreez's magic rubbish words was enough to derail this thread into human size comparing contest .

incidentally, if you want fast evolution, stand in a nuclear reactor, chugging down mutagen, whilst smoking.

* kaijyuu eyes you suspiciously

Are you SURE this will give me adamantine claws?

Yes, but at the cost of your nice looks and wonderful 'inside' and I (we) wouldn't like that

[kaijyuu]

evolution makes me sad ....


WHY U SO SLOW !!!

a little pile of brainfreez's magic rubbish words was enough to derail this thread into human size comparing contest .

incidentally, if you want fast evolution, stand in a nuclear reactor, chugging down mutagen, whilst smoking.

* kaijyuu eyes you suspiciously

Are you SURE this will give me adamantine claws?

Duhh, adamantine claws are a bionic, you need to install them.

Oh, good point. Now where's that mutagen?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

ncidentally, if you want fast evolution, stand in a nuclear reactor, chugging down mutagen, whilst smoking.

* kaijyuu eyes you suspiciously

Are you SURE this will give me adamantine claws?

We could name one of the exciting new cancers you'll get "Adamantine Claws", if you like.

I'm joking of course, you'll die in an hour or two from having your tissues liquefied, there won't be any cancer.

[Vorthon]

ncidentally, if you want fast evolution, stand in a nuclear reactor, chugging down mutagen, whilst smoking.

* kaijyuu eyes you suspiciously

Are you SURE this will give me adamantine claws?

We could name one of the exciting new cancers you'll get "Adamantine Claws", if you like.

I'm joking of course, you'll die in an hour or two from having your tissues liquefied, there won't be any cancer.

I wonder if there's a market for 'Liquid Kaijyuu'?

[kaijyuu]

D:

I like my organs unliquefied! Except the blood, that can stay liquid.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

No, no, your blood will be left at the consistency of cottage cheese.

[Tellemurius]

No, no, your blood will be left at the consistency of cottage cheese.

so it smells bad and tastes bad too at the same time?
I WANT SOME

[Pnx]

I'm feeling pretty annoyed with my inability to complete any projects at all right now... I need to get over this, but I just don't seem to be able to.

Everyone's also talking about college, it looks like something might finally be happening, but I'm really feeling like I just can't do this right now, that this is all a horrible idea.

I don't know what to do.

[Vorthon]

evolution makes me sad ....


WHY U SO SLOW !!!

a little pile of brainfreez's magic rubbish words was enough to derail this thread into human size comparing contest .

incidentally, if you want fast evolution, stand in a nuclear reactor, chugging down mutagen, whilst smoking.

* kaijyuu eyes you suspiciously

Are you SURE this will give me adamantine claws?

somewhat decent chance.

I'd say 50/50 of adamantine-like claws (adamantine is a metal!) or internal liquidation, a horribly painful death and you turning into a massive blob of cancerous tissues that may or may not gain sentience and try to absorb every living thing on earth.

either way, it works out awesome.

And guess what? He doesn't even need to live near a nuclear power plant.

[Furtuka]

evolution makes me sad ....


WHY U SO SLOW !!!

a little pile of brainfreez's magic rubbish words was enough to derail this thread into human size comparing contest .

incidentally, if you want fast evolution, stand in a nuclear reactor, chugging down mutagen, whilst smoking.

* kaijyuu eyes you suspiciously

Are you SURE this will give me adamantine claws?

somewhat decent chance.

I'd say 50/50 of adamantine-like claws (adamantine is a metal!) or internal liquidation, a horribly painful death and you turning into a massive blob of cancerous tissues that may or may not gain sentience and try to absorb every living thing on earth.

either way, it works out awesome.

And guess what? He doesn't even need to live near a nuclear power plant.

However it won't be evolution until he breeds afterwards

[Dsarker]

Indeed. Just simple mutation.

[kaijyuu]

evolution makes me sad ....


WHY U SO SLOW !!!

a little pile of brainfreez's magic rubbish words was enough to derail this thread into human size comparing contest .

incidentally, if you want fast evolution, stand in a nuclear reactor, chugging down mutagen, whilst smoking.

* kaijyuu eyes you suspiciously

Are you SURE this will give me adamantine claws?

somewhat decent chance.

I'd say 50/50 of adamantine-like claws (adamantine is a metal!) or internal liquidation, a horribly painful death and you turning into a massive blob of cancerous tissues that may or may not gain sentience and try to absorb every living thing on earth.

either way, it works out awesome.

And guess what? He doesn't even need to live near a nuclear power plant.

However it won't be evolution until he breeds afterwards

That can be arranged.

* kaijyuu puts a rose in mouth

[Shinotsa]

I'm feeling pretty annoyed with my inability to complete any projects at all right now... I need to get over this, but I just don't seem to be able to.

Everyone's also talking about college, it looks like something might finally be happening, but I'm really feeling like I just can't do this right now, that this is all a horrible idea.

I don't know what to do.

I could give ya a push off the edge if you'd like. Life isn't going to stop and you can't do anything but keep going. If you're feeling bad about it you can (in most universities) withdraw with a W up until a month or two into the semester, but you may just be underestimating yourself and freaking out. I have a 3.75 GPA while having been in a large slump for most of my college career because I've learned to adapt to it and make the most out of my bursts of productivity or periods of desperation. Just... watch out for Calculus. I can still hear it's calls at night... the faint scratches at the door... ohgodohgodsaveme