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[Skyrunner]

Anyway, sads time: My mom went back to the hospital for pain after her surgery.

I hope all goes well.


Sadness: My plane ticket is being bought as I type. I will leave this country soon, and live away from family for about a month, running around to apply for high schools, go to private institutions to learn the stuff they don't teach well-enough in school, and generally be miserable.

Well, at least it's a mileage business class ticket. I get steak for dinner on the plane
I also have my own power plug to do whatever I want to do.
And the seat actually reclines.

One of my regrets is the fact that I'll be many hours away from most of the denizens of the Bay12 forums, meaning I'll never get a dialogue up with anyone except maybe Tiruin, who's only one hour difference from my new timezone. I also can't go into IRC and have a chat either...
And I have to drop my D&D game; the impending end of it has probably made the last few sessions sag. No more free time nor fresh air for me~ whee

(mope mope)

[Gunner-Chan]

Not to mention my mental image of Janet as some sort of crazy eye-patched mecha-fairy is only enhanced by her giving away condoms and saying in full seriousness "It's dangerous to be unprepared!". Then the student walks away traumatized.

Wait. When did I become a robot? And a fairy? I'm not that much into Battletech and mecha am I?

Trust me I totally didn't hide an AC/20 somewhere in me.

[MaximumZero]

Not to mention my mental image of Janet as some sort of crazy eye-patched mecha-fairy is only enhanced by her giving away condoms and saying in full seriousness "It's dangerous to be unprepared!". Then the student walks away traumatized.

Wait. When did I become a robot? And a fairy? I'm not that much into Battletech and mecha am I?

Trust me I totally didn't hide an AC/20 somewhere in me.

I'm just happy she hasn't installed rocket legs yet. When she does that, then no distance will be too far to overcome for my sweet, tasty flesh. That, and she'll be able to cook me with her bare feet.

[Gunner-Chan]

But if I was a robot I wouldn't need to eat you.

Then what? THEN WHAT?!

[Frumple]

Need doesn't preclude want or do-anyway.

[MaximumZero]

Need doesn't preclude want or do-anyway.

Exactly. And you probably wouldn't stop at me. You'd devour the entire population of the world, your robotic voice echoing, "Consume.Flesh() Active."

[Gunner-Chan]

But I'm too lazy to do anything I don't need to. I'd be a terrible robot.

[MaximumZero]

Remind me to keep Robo-Janet the hell away from all the programmers around here.

[Skyrunner]

Ah, let me help ...

[MaximumZero]

Ah, let me help ...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

* MaximumZero runs away in terror.

[Karnewarrior]

Janet is a robotic fairy because her avatar used to be a fairy and robots are cool, which is more of a reason than most of the things inside my head.

Also because for some reason a fairy with a robot arm really goes well with the pirate-style eye-patch I imagine for you. I'd draw a picture but I'm not on a good computer for that and it's late.

Also she has a sniper rifle in her arm named joe. AND A KATANA NAMED CASSANDRA.

[MaximumZero]

Janet is a robotic fairy because her avatar used to be a fairy and robots are cool, which is more of a reason than most of the things inside my head.

Also because for some reason a fairy with a robot arm really goes well with the pirate-style eye-patch I imagine for you. I'd draw a picture but I'm not on a good computer for that and it's late.

Also she has a sniper rifle in her arm named joe. AND A KATANA NAMED CASSANDRA.

I see Janet as more of a flamberge-in-one-hand type, rather than a katana.

[Reudh]

Ah, the 'Janet eats Max' thing is back on, eh?

How's the five-foot oven?

[Corai]

I saw "Lil' Miss Rarity"



Oh god why. Why couldnt my computer crash RIGHT THEN like it always does when I try to do something.

[Realmfighter]

This one Metal page I liked on facebook linked a band that I've never heard of's tour schedule. So I google them, and find that their music is awesome. And then I realize that the place their playing at is 18+.

Fuuuu-