Women keep falling for me....
Story of my life.
I didn't know you were gay too?
I'm not.
K, just misunderstood which story or part thereof was of your life.
I don't suppose you Casanovas could put in a few good words for the men who don't have unwanted women draped over their shoulders? It's stories like yours that make us lose hope y'know. Since if primetime TV is any indication, apparently the Number One way to be attractive to women in general is to forswear them, what the heck is that about.
I seem to be attracting the wrong types. Come on switch flip.... [sigh]. Come on ... attract decent, considerate, cute men.... Pretty please.... Would a cherry on top change things? Damn it all. Actually, I do sometimes help the straight guys who deserve it. This is yet another reason the straight guys would be well advised to be ok with the gays (as long as the gay guys realize the straights aren't interested in them personally). Think about it, what do you want? Girls. Who are we best friends with? Why girls...? Yes we are best friends with them. If you're an actually nice guy and I know a girl who has been upset because she doesn't have a boyfriend/her current boyfriend is a jerk and she' breaking up with him cause he's worthless.... Why yes, you might be getting a referral if you deserve it and will treat her right.
For some strange reason many of my friends' boyfriends do not go this route. Rather they are the guy who does not like the gays and does not want her hanging around one..... I made him cookies and he even said they were good, and they were good.... I don't understand why he doesn't like me around.... I'm never a third wheel. For some reason they dont seem to want me around their girlfriend/my friend at all. Does he not think I'm gay enough/worry I'm trying to cheat or something. I've totally had the opportunity to do that long before he came into the picture and just... no. Come on, let me keep watching chick flicks with your girlfriend, you know you don't want to and I do.... I only date men.... I'm dating one right now.... [whimper]. I'll happily kiss him if that'll prove I'm gay. (that part doesn't sound bad at all actually).