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[ToonyMan]

DUKE WE WILL GET YOUR ACCOUNT BACK OK?  THIS IS HOW WE DO IT HERE WE ARE GOING TO PUSH THE SPIRIT THROUGH OURSELVES INTO YOU SO WE CAN WIN OK

[Realmfighter]

I've held on the same day dream/fantasy for about a month.

[Duke 2.0]

DUKE WE WILL GET YOUR ACCOUNT BACK OK?  THIS IS HOW WE DO IT HERE WE ARE GOING TO PUSH THE SPIRIT THROUGH OURSELVES INTO YOU SO WE CAN WIN OK

WE SHALL BURST THROUGH THE STATIC OF THE WEB AND PIERCE THE BARRIER OF THE STEAM HELP SYSTEM! THROUGH THIS WE SHALL SHOW THIS GODDAM PHISHER WHO THE HELL THEY ARE MESSING WITH. BRACING THROUGH THE CARDSHIPS AS ONE, OUR BURNING SPIRITS REVEAL THE TRICKERY AT PLAY. OUR CRIES SHALL BE HEARD BY ALL THE HEAVENS AND ALL THE UNIVERSE! WHO THE HELL DID THEY THINK THEY WERE MESSING WITH?!

[Hippoman]

God dammit. Ass hurts, neck hurts.

But atleast i've become OP of a server, built a castle, built a giant road, built a top world, flooded the underworld. build a gold magma area. Bought Capital Volume One by Karl Marx and found something to do.

[Grakelin]

And that thing is anal sex and donkey punches?

[dragnar]

WHO THE HELL DID THEY THINK THEY WERE MESSING WITH?!

A medieval version of Notch?

[Jackrabbit]

And that thing is anal sex and donkey punches?

I was thinking more fart lighting and boxing.

[Cthulhu]

Spoiler: STALKER Ending Spoilers (click to show/hide)

IT NEVER ENNNDS

Seriously, I was out of ammo, medkits, bandages, and all of that by the end of the first big firefight in the Monolith Control Lab.  Add to that all the bullets I wasted trying to kill those poltergeists, and I am dragging myself by on my one remaining limb through the teleporter section, which is chock full of dick moves (Guy with Val standing ten feet from top of ladder.  Cool story game.  Guy with RPG waiting for you to exit teleporter.  Cool story game.)

[Taco Dan]

I opened my laptop after leaving it on all night to find it had blue-screened. I restarted to find that it was starting up slowly, but that's been the case every time I get a blue screen on any computer. The weird thing was, it was making a strange series of clicking sounds, coming from where I assume the hard drive resides. The minute I double click on my browser shortcut, it locks up completely. Further inspection of the laptop revealed the location in question was almost burning hot, I've unplugged it for now, but I have no idea if it was a question of overheat, or if it was that one time I dropped it coming back to bite me.

[buckets]

I opened my laptop after leaving it on all night to find it had blue-screened. I restarted to find that it was starting up slowly, but that's been the case every time I get a blue screen on any computer. The weird thing was, it was making a strange series of clicking sounds, coming from where I assume the hard drive resides. The minute I double click on my browser shortcut, it locks up completely. Further inspection of the laptop revealed the location in question was almost burning hot, I've unplugged it for now, but I have no idea if it was a question of overheat, or if it was that one time I dropped it coming back to bite me.

The last few times I've had clicking I ended up one drive less

[Footkerchief]

I opened my laptop after leaving it on all night to find it had blue-screened. I restarted to find that it was starting up slowly, but that's been the case every time I get a blue screen on any computer. The weird thing was, it was making a strange series of clicking sounds, coming from where I assume the hard drive resides. The minute I double click on my browser shortcut, it locks up completely. Further inspection of the laptop revealed the location in question was almost burning hot, I've unplugged it for now, but I have no idea if it was a question of overheat, or if it was that one time I dropped it coming back to bite me.

The clicking sound means that your hard drive is fucked.  Your number one priority should be backing up any important files while it's still kinda working.

[Hippoman]

Stayed up till FUCKING 5AM playing minecraft on that one goddamn server. Got so tired of dumbasses breaking shit, we put the spawn in a unbreakable cage.

[ToonyMan]

That must have been really fun if you stayed on so long.  Unless you like suffering yourself of course.

[Haspen]

I've seen Salad Fingers... applied with Rule 34.

[Aqizzar]

Pathos you humorless jerk, unlock this, it was going places.  Besides, you can't just close out a thread about making your girlfriend lactate with the revelation that she doesn't know you're doing it.