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[Criptfeind]

Well, I already cracked it. And there is no information on it at all. Which lends itself to the theory I made it well drunk.

Of course, that is pretty hard seeing how I have never been drunk. Never really had anything that would make me forget something.

It has been years since I have last been in a hallucinatory state.

[TherosPherae]

It has been years since I have last been in a hallucinatory state.

As far as you know. Remember, amnesia is a very convenient excuse for almost all situations.

[Criptfeind]

I think I would remember if I had amnesia.

[Aklyon]

I think I would remember if I had amnesia.

Or would you? its amnesia.

[freeformschooler]

Cript, I swear that the more of your posts I read the less I understand you.

This is the Inverse Criptfiend Law.

[Zrk2]

That thread was... wow, I went to register, but they still haven't replied to my registration application.

[Akura]

At some point today while I was in the warehouse, this crackhead comes into the front building and uses the bathroom. He spent 15 minutes in there, which was apparently spent smoking pot, as well as maybe pissing on the floor. He had thrown the ashes from his joint into the garbage, and then tried to flush the garbage bag down the toilet, clogging it. And these are the big Hefty bags, too. Then, he left the water on when he left.

Apparently, nobody checked the bathroom until the end of the day. This one guy who works there mopped that bathroom yesterday, and had to do it again.

[Nikov]

This just in. Pot turns you into a massive, urinating jackass. Hipsters everywhere still want it legalized. Is this sane? 60 minutes reports tonight.

That was my WTF, and also a joke.

[Bouchart]

This just in. Pot turns you into a massive, urinating jackass. Hipsters everywhere still want it legalized. Is this sane? 60 minutes reports tonight.

That was my WTF, and also a joke.

I've been around drunk people and I've been around stoned people and the stoned people tend to cause less property damage and are a bit more docile.

[freeformschooler]

This just in. Pot turns you into a massive, urinating jackass. Hipsters everywhere still want it legalized. Is this sane? 60 minutes reports tonight.

That was my WTF, and also a joke.

THIS JUST IN

We're scraping the bottom here. Did you know that this local woman has a dog the size of a horse? Did you know sixty billion Americans die from bee stings every year? What else will you find out by watching this program?

FIND OUT MORE ON SIXTY MINUTES, TONIGHT AT 11

[Bouchart]

This just in. Pot turns you into a massive, urinating jackass. Hipsters everywhere still want it legalized. Is this sane? 60 minutes reports tonight.

That was my WTF, and also a joke.

THIS JUST IN

We're scraping the bottom here. Did you know that this local woman has a dog the size of a horse? Did you know sixty billion Americans die from bee stings every year? What else will you find out by watching this program?

FIND OUT MORE ON SIXTY MINUTES, TONIGHT AT 11

Ah, 60 Minutes.  They had Bernanke on a couple of months ago and he said that they could contain inflation by raising interest rates within a time frame of 15 minutes if he needed to.  That was a serious WTF moment for me.

[Akura]

This just in. Pot turns you into a massive, urinating jackass. Hipsters everywhere still want it legalized. Is this sane? 60 minutes reports tonight.

That was my WTF, and also a joke.

I've been around drunk people and I've been around stoned people and the stoned people tend to cause less property damage and are a bit more docile.

Well, this guy has a history of problems. The main boss of my job told me a story of this same guy showing up at one of the outreaches with his pants down. My boss offered the guy his belt to secure his pants, and he threatened to shoot him. Now, the five cops who were there helping handing out food had already surrounded him to block him from the public view, and one of them couldn't help asking "Where do you keep your gun?".

[lordcooper]

Don't crackheads tend to smoke crack instead of pot?

[Criptfeind]

My dog went out on a walk. Well on the walk, he jumped up and caught a low flying bird. Just gulped the fucker down.

When he got back home, he laid down and vomited it up, presumably so he could eat it as his leisure.

[RedWarrior0]

Everything on this thread. All of it.

Posting to watch, mostly.