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[Realmfighter]

"And then i cried."

[Karnewarrior]

"And then A pedastal rose from the dust, and upon the pedastal these words appear:

My name is Ozzy Man-Deon, King of Kings. Look upon my Pillar, ye manly, and despair.

And then [Hero] was a wild axe-murderer."

[Solifuge]

Sadly, I can't wear Sandals or Shorts at either of my jobs, though... hairy legs aside, I've got to dress business casual for one, and deal with sharps and biohazards in the other.

Seems like any place that handles biohazardous materials would be kept relatively cold...
What sort of biohazards? Just random peoples blood or bioweapons?

Mostly used needles, parasites, and sick/injured birds. Also, birds that poop a lot. Wildlife Rehabilitation is like being a Veterinarian... just without any of the years of time to learn, and specialized medical training. I basically cram Avian Physiology texts, parasitology, and learn medical procedures by observation. Yay subcutaneous injections, bone-setting, and force-feeding!

[Realmfighter]

That job sounds awesome.

I'm going for a job interview tomorrow. Oh god.

[Itnetlolor]

Holy crap. Yet again I get terrorized by a wolf spider the size of my freaking hand. First notice, it speeds by as I play some Rogue Survivor. Immediately, I whip out my LED flashlight/laser and try to track/lure/blind the damn thing. Primarily trying to get myself armed and ready to crush it. I've missed many times and caused a bit of a ruckus. However, I have kept the laser on it's head plenty of times at a time for some time.

It has covered ground around the computer-side corner, near the sliding doors where I would give it a chance to spare it's life and my patience. Nope, the spider didn't want to leave. It returned to the corner and hid behind the desk, and some little shelves setup as decoration some time ago; of course, I tried to use scenery to my advantage. Apparently, no luck, because I saw that shadow rush into my closet. I watched all corners of it and shined my lights at it and everything. I even had all the lights in my room on. Where did it go?

As it turns out, this thing is smart. I have an 8-legged ninja screwing around with me. How did I know? I spotted it in the hallway heading into one of my siblings' rooms. I yelled a head's up and started batting around their door, and the thing started charging for my door for a good vantage to dive onto me...

...Continued in HAPPY

[subject name here]

i found a dead body under my porch and i was pretty miffed but then it winked at me so i guess everything turned out okay

[Itnetlolor]

Bleh. Not feeling too good. Stomach aches. I think I'll be turning in for the night.

[Vertigon]

Americans are driving themselves towards fucking extinction. Although, this made me laugh:

Recently a survey was sent out to Americans. The results: 44% are healthy; 54% are obese; 2% ate the survey.

[Schilcote]

i found a dead body under my porch and i was pretty miffed but then it winked at me so i guess everything turned out okay

What the f...

You haven't been sticking your fingers into any odd chemical containers, have you?

[Jackrabbit]

i found a dead body under my porch and i was pretty miffed but then it winked at me so i guess everything turned out okay

What the f...

You haven't been sticking your fingers into any odd chemical containers, have you?

What? This has never happened to you before?

Although the body under my porch was supposed to be dead (I should know) so it didn't really turn out okay for me. Like, 25-to-life-violent-breakout-on-the-lamb-now not okay

[Schilcote]

i found a dead body under my porch and i was pretty miffed but then it winked at me so i guess everything turned out okay

What the f...

You haven't been sticking your fingers into any odd chemical containers, have you?

What? This has never happened to you before?

Although the body under my porch was supposed to be dead (I should know) so it didn't really turn out okay for me. Like, 25-to-life-violent-breakout-on-the-lamb-now not okay

The first place everyone looks is under the porch. I dissolve them in bile.

I mean, I would. If, you know... I had a dead body to dispose of. A situation I have never been in.

[scriver]

I'd dump the body in a manure heap (or is it dunghill?). Burns away in no time.

[RAM]

Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure...

[Jopax]

Or feed it to pigs, but it has to be chopped up first.

Anyway the heat is still bringing me down, as is my inabilty to defend Carentan in CoH

[Huesoo]

I didnt get into accelerated science because my grades were slaughtered for I moved a quarter a way in the school year, missing 2 important tests and making me take a test on something ive never studied for. The movers lost the box with all my school papers (including grade papers) and they couldnt just take my word for it. Even though the grades I have on my essays are in the top 5 in my class.