Holy crap. Yet again I get terrorized by a wolf spider the size of my freaking hand. First notice, it speeds by as I play some Rogue Survivor. Immediately, I whip out my LED flashlight/laser and try to track/lure/blind the damn thing. Primarily trying to get myself armed and ready to crush it. I've missed many times and caused a bit of a ruckus. However, I have kept the laser on it's head plenty of times at a time for some time.
It has covered ground around the computer-side corner, near the sliding doors where I would give it a chance to spare it's life and my patience. Nope, the spider didn't want to leave. It returned to the corner and hid behind the desk, and some little shelves setup as decoration some time ago; of course, I tried to use scenery to my advantage. Apparently, no luck, because I saw that shadow rush into my closet. I watched all corners of it and shined my lights at it and everything. I even had all the lights in my room on. Where did it go?
As it turns out, this thing is smart. I have an 8-legged ninja screwing around with me. How did I know? I spotted it in the hallway heading into one of my siblings' rooms. I yelled a head's up and started batting around their door, and the thing started charging for my door for a good vantage to dive onto me...
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