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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16204857 times)

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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85260 on: August 07, 2012, 10:52:23 pm »

I'm pretty sure that's just crazy crazy all around. Sheesh.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85261 on: August 07, 2012, 10:54:57 pm »

I'm just being me and apparently that's enough to make girls want me to have sex with them.
Serious mode: No one is truly the "forever alone guy," my friend. Though I would be wary if you've reason to believe their attraction is all physical and you're not just exaggerating that for giggles.
It pretty much can't be all physical; they've never met me in person and I hadn't uploaded a photo of myself to the interwebs until last night.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85262 on: August 07, 2012, 10:58:47 pm »

I'm pretty sure that's just crazy crazy all around. Sheesh.


Well, I didn't mind at first. :P But yeah, it wasn't good. She's also a serious alcoholic, so I should have guessed there were some other issues at play.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85263 on: August 07, 2012, 11:10:17 pm »

Well, if she weren't a redhead I would rate her as attractive, but the rule brings that down to a not-attractive enough to break my rule. Nice enough girl though.

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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85264 on: August 07, 2012, 11:11:06 pm »

Well, if she weren't a redhead I would rate her as attractive, but the rule brings that down to a not-attractive enough to break my rule. Nice enough girl though.


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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85265 on: August 07, 2012, 11:17:05 pm »

Aye, and are we not inclined to choose those whose genetics most compliment our own?

A fellow redhead of british descent is not complimentary, it is quasi-consanguineous. I find girls with brown, blonde or black hair most attractive. I like a girl who I'm able to pick up and hold above my head. (Perhaps a shout-out to my dutch heritage, where 99% of the family by adulthood is >6 foot tall, and my sister and I are the only exceptions.)
I'm a stocky build so I am more attracted to the more willowy builds of woman.

And so on and so forth.

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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85266 on: August 07, 2012, 11:18:50 pm »

Happy today because of Mr. Rogers. Just the dude. And that one Garden of Your Mind remix.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85267 on: August 08, 2012, 12:33:02 am »

I have to admit, being a redhead is such a rare and defining trait that it does feel a little weird to make out with another one. Even though it is extraordinarily unlikely for me to meet another redhead I'm related to (I'm the first redhead in my family in a generation and there hasn't been another since) the thought is always in the back of your mind. Plus there's the fact you're making it more likely you'll have red haired kids.

Can't say I've ever let it stop me, though.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85268 on: August 08, 2012, 01:22:02 am »

Also, I accidentally let my charm loose on a girl that's too young for me to date. Whoops.


Lol, remember, jailbait IS NOT WORTH IT. Felonies are no joke, so sayeth the felon. :P

Actually, I just re-read the laws for the Holy Christian Nation of Texas. Turns out she's not jailbait. Now I don't feel so bad.

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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85269 on: August 08, 2012, 01:23:13 am »

Also, I accidentally let my charm loose on a girl that's too young for me to date. Whoops.


Lol, remember, jailbait IS NOT WORTH IT. Felonies are no joke, so sayeth the felon. :P

Actually, I just re-read the laws for the Holy Christian Nation of Texas. Turns out she's not jailbait. Now I don't feel so bad.


SCORE! Ahem. I mean, that is nice.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85270 on: August 08, 2012, 01:27:28 am »

Also, I accidentally let my charm loose on a girl that's too young for me to date. Whoops.


Lol, remember, jailbait IS NOT WORTH IT. Felonies are no joke, so sayeth the felon. :P

Actually, I just re-read the laws for the Holy Christian Nation of Texas. Turns out she's not jailbait. Now I don't feel so bad.


SCORE! Ahem. I mean, that is nice.

Not jailbait in Texas? So she's what, 13?  :P
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85271 on: August 08, 2012, 01:30:20 am »

Also, I accidentally let my charm loose on a girl that's too young for me to date. Whoops.


Lol, remember, jailbait IS NOT WORTH IT. Felonies are no joke, so sayeth the felon. :P

Actually, I just re-read the laws for the Holy Christian Nation of Texas. Turns out she's not jailbait. Now I don't feel so bad.


SCORE! Ahem. I mean, that is nice.

Not jailbait in Texas? So she's what, 13?  :P

Well, it stems from the fact that there is a 3 years' grace for 12-15.

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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85272 on: August 08, 2012, 01:34:28 am »

Well, it stems from the fact that there is a 3 years' grace for 12-15.

Everything I've found says there's a 3 years' grace for 14-17 in Texas. Younger than 14 and you can't have sex with anyone, older than 17 and you can have sex with everyone.

So... since you're 18, you can go as low as 15. You still probably shouldn't.
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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85273 on: August 08, 2012, 01:37:38 am »

Well, it stems from the fact that there is a 3 years' grace for 12-15.

Everything I've found says there's a 3 years' grace for 14-17 in Texas. Younger than 14 and you can't have sex with anyone, older than 17 and you can have sex with everyone.

So... since you're 18, you can go as low as 15. You still probably shouldn't.

Well, we're not going to have sex, but people still make a big deal about age differences. I don't even think we'll date. But it's nice to know that now.

Also, whoops the 12-15 thing is federal law. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#Texas

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Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« Reply #85274 on: August 08, 2012, 01:44:04 am »

My point with the shouldn't was that I don't think things would work out between two people who are 18 and 15. One of you is college-age, the other isn't even halfway through high school.

Also apparently the 3 years' grace in Texas only applies to straight sex. A 16 year old dude and a 17 year old dude can't legally have sex in Texas. Part of me is asking "why even bother excluding same-sex couples" but another part of me knows the answer. "It's Texas."
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