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[Flying Dice]

I am apparently charming and attractive enough to have at least two girls romantically/sexually interested in me at the same time. I am so very, very confused.

Screw you 

Given the context, that's a positive outcome for him, no?

Hey, life happens. Girls aren't everything my friend.

Indeed. There's sexy men too.

Sigh. Humans and their 'sex'.

Meatsacks and their misplaced priorities, neh?

[Zaerosz]

I'm not even trying here. I'm just being me and apparently that's enough to make girls want me to have sex with them. What parallel universe have I fallen into, and does my counterpart here fully-bearded or clean-shaven?

[Aklyon]

I've heard it mean that you're loaded to kill a bear, which any gay man and/or hunter can tell you, are tough fuckers. So you need a lot of firepower.

So it basically means you're going in with a bazooka or something along those lines. Or one of those super-rifles, that can disintegrate a man's hand at a hundred paces.

Would this count?

[Reudh]

I am apparently charming and attractive enough to have at least two girls romantically/sexually interested in me at the same time. I am so very, very confused.

Screw you 

Given the context, that's a positive outcome for him, no?

Hey, life happens. Girls aren't everything my friend.

Indeed. There's sexy men too.

Sigh. Humans and their 'sex'.

I currently have one interested in me, but to date her would breach my No Redheads Because It Would Feel Kind Of Consanguineous rule.

[Descan]

That's a very stupid rule.

I'm sorry, but it's true. Stupid rule.

[kaijyuu]

I'm just being me and apparently that's enough to make girls want me to have sex with them.

Serious mode: No one is truly the "forever alone guy," my friend. Though I would be wary if you've reason to believe their attraction is all physical and you're not just exaggerating that for giggles.

[Hanslanda]

That's a very stupid rule.

I'm sorry, but it's true. Stupid rule.

This. Just do it.

[Aklyon]

I'm pretty sure red heads aren't all related.

[Reudh]

Of course, but that's how I feel. I'm a redhead; I don't find redheads attractive with rare exceptions:

see: Karen Gillan.

[Nadaka]

Reudh, lucky sob. I personally love redheads. I can't see any reason to say no way unless she is crazy... and its not the fun kind of crazy.

[Tellemurius]

I attract women by my voice

[Frumple]

There is a solution to this redhead conundrum.

It is an electric razor.

[Hanslanda]

Reudh, lucky sob. I personally love redheads. I can't see any reason to say no way unless she is crazy... and its not the fun kind of crazy.

This. I had scars on my back for a loooong time from a crazy redhead.

[Flying Dice]

Reudh, lucky sob. I personally love redheads. I can't see any reason to say no way unless she is crazy... and its not the fun kind of crazy.

This. I had scars on my back for a loooong time from a crazy redhead.

Wait, fun-crazy nail scratches or crazy-crazy stab wounds?

[Hanslanda]

Fun-crazy nail scratches. At first. Then they were crazy-crazy nail scratches. It was okay at first because we were... Uh, messin around. But we didn't have sex, and she kept doing it until I bled. My friend said I looked like a cougar (big cat, not older woman) got ahold of me.