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[MaximumZero]

Went to the gym. Performance Rating: TERRIBLE. Hey, at least I can only get better, unless I seriously fuck up.

[Hanslanda]

You're loading for bear?

I didn't know bears had ammo.

Hey, bear arms are pretty high caliber. Have to be if they're going to be used to combat domestic tyranny. I'm not sure which firearms use them, though. I imagine they're pretty awkward to fire, unless you use bear cubs or something. I guess a cub arm encased in brass or something could get out a reasonable sized barrel? Fairly sure not many firearms are designed for that use, t'be honest...

Sheesh, someone uses that phrase right for once and ya'll descend upon him like pun-vultures.

[MaximumZero]

I wish I had charm to let loose on a girl.

I call bullshit. We've seen the pictures.

[Hanslanda]

I wish I had charm to let loose on a girl.

I call bullshit. We've seen the pictures.

Is Japa the rakishly handsome one?

[kaijyuu]

What the crap does "loaded for bear" even mean? I first read it in FF6 when I was like 7, and have not once figured out what's being loaded in anticipation of bears.

Google does not enlighten me on anything other than informal meanings, like angry.

[Aklyon]

Probably not actually awaiting actual bears.

[Zaerosz]

I am apparently charming and attractive enough to have at least two girls romantically/sexually interested in me at the same time. I am so very, very confused.

[Flying Dice]

What the crap does "loaded for bear" even mean? I first read it in FF6 when I was like 7, and have not once figured out what's being loaded in anticipation of bears.

Google does not enlighten me on anything other than informal meanings, like angry.

GIYF gives you this: "Thoroughly equipped, as for a demanding task or confrontation; Mentally prepared for a daunting situation or confrontation."

So yes. More literally, getting a high-calibre firearm so that when you shoot the bear it'll stay down.

[Descan]

I've heard it mean that you're loaded to kill a bear, which any gay man and/or hunter can tell you, are tough fuckers. So you need a lot of firepower.

So it basically means you're going in with a bazooka or something along those lines. Or one of those super-rifles, that can disintegrate a man's hand at a hundred paces.

[Sirus]

I am apparently charming and attractive enough to have at least two girls romantically/sexually interested in me at the same time. I am so very, very confused.

Screw you 

Ok, that was a little harsh...how about, "please keep your tremendous good luck to yourself"?

[Hanslanda]

I am apparently charming and attractive enough to have at least two girls romantically/sexually interested in me at the same time. I am so very, very confused.

Screw you 

Ok, that was a little harsh...how about, "please keep your tremendous good luck to yourself"?

Hey, life happens. Girls aren't everything my friend.

[kaijyuu]

I am apparently charming and attractive enough to have at least two girls romantically/sexually interested in me at the same time. I am so very, very confused.

Screw you 

Given the context, that's a positive outcome for him, no?

Hey, life happens. Girls aren't everything my friend.

Indeed. There's sexy men too.


EDIT: I realize that "there's" is insufficient grammatically, as the above sentence shows. I hereby put forth that "there're," a contraction of "there are," become the fourth word that is pronounced exactly the same as "they're."

[Flying Dice]

I am apparently charming and attractive enough to have at least two girls romantically/sexually interested in me at the same time. I am so very, very confused.

Screw you 

Ok, that was a little harsh...how about, "please keep your tremendous good luck to yourself"?

Among other things? 

[Hanslanda]

I am apparently charming and attractive enough to have at least two girls romantically/sexually interested in me at the same time. I am so very, very confused.

Screw you 

Given the context, that's a positive outcome for him, no?

Hey, life happens. Girls aren't everything my friend.

Indeed. There's sexy men too.

Sigh. Humans and their 'sex'.

[Sirus]

This happy thread has a disturbing tendency to make me angry/sad. Guess I'm just bitter and jealous at heart.