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[Itnetlolor]

This man. This man is my hero. Navy EOD dancing before striking an epic pose and detonating explosives.

I... I have seen the light

That bit right at the end, where he's holding a pair of assault rifle's as it's exploding, that should be the picture they use for EOD recruiting poster.

[image]

With the caption: "EOD: We pay you to blow shit up."

My brother did EOD in Iraq (even though it's totally not in his job description -- on paper, he's a Humvee mechanic), and ATF has a number of EOD techs that I've gotten to know. You have to be slightly crazy to say, "Okay, I'll put on this armored suit and go walk over to that stash of high explosives that could go off at any moment, and plant *another* explosive in just the right place."

Give me a few moments and I could even make a printable version of it if possible. Has good enough proportions to adjust for a horizontal poster.

Actually, getting a high-res pic of it would work even better. Thank you KeepTube.

EDIT:
Dang it, they only had up to 480p. Looks like I'll have to do it the hard way.

EDIT EDIT:
Okay, so a printable poster may be a bit big and time consuming to process, but I have the next best thing. How's a wallpaper sound? As it stands, it's 3000x2000 in scale (1.35mb optimized). Expanded from 72dpi to 300dpi +333p horizontally to fill in the rest of the space (3:2), and content-aware filled the sides and touched them up. I also touched up the color balance to get rid of those blue streaks in the image and make a flat-black tie-up. Text effects were added to give it more impact.

EDIT EDIT EDIT:

Spoiler: Here we go. Done: (click to show/hide)

I can spend a little more time to clean up the image more. Sharpen it maybe. Remove the little speck of flame on the image.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT:

Spoiler: Version 2 (click to show/hide)

[RedWarrior0]

This is a great picture. Now all that needs to be done is add transparency to the bottom part.

[Darvi]

Aaand done.

[ToonyMan]

Or just turn the image into some shitty image format that makes the file like 100MB or something.

[Bauglir]

Spaghetti sauce. Good place for carrots, or best place for carrots?

[Burnt Pies]

Crushed my panicky feelings by listening to R.E.M and reading happy threads. So glad that's over.

[Gunner-Chan]

Spoiler: Well I'm not... Quite sure how this could get odder. (click to show/hide)

IM DEAD ALREADY MORON. HAVE FUN ROTTING! .P

[Darvi]

I know they don't actually affect your health, but you might want to get rid of those anyway.

Did you throw the corpse up there yourself?

[Gunner-Chan]

Well if by throw you mean smack him upside the head with my longsword...

[UltraValican]

Spoiler: Well I'm not... Quite sure how this could get odder. (click to show/hide)

IM DEAD ALREADY MORON. HAVE FUN ROTTING! .P

Geam NAO please!......

-edit Mad with shift key....

[Darvi]

Oblivion with Morrowblivion mod and a few others.

Well if by throw you mean smack him upside the head with my longsword...

Heheh.

[Bauglir]

Oh man, TVTropes.

Spoiler: For Chrono Cross, until you do the Water Dragon's Breath sidequest and the Dead Sea (click to show/hide)

The Dwarves constantly try to hammer you over the head with anvilicious pro-environment messages, accusing humans of being bastards for polluting nature. The problem is, humans in El Nido aren't damaging the environment. Aside from a desert island, a demon-infested island and a hidden sea filled with the wreckage of an aborted future, the El Nido archipelago is a pristine natural paradise, barely touched by the hands of man (there's even an island where dinosaurs are still alive!). Half of the human settlements are tiny fishing villages, the largest human city you visit is surrounded by unspoiled forests and most of the ruins you traverse were created by an ancient extinct race of lizard people. Made especially egregious when you later discover that the hypocrites built a massive, smoke-belching steampunk tank more advanced than any technology the humans in El Nido have access to, and used it to commit genocide on other non-humans when they're forced to leave their home marsh by the guardian hydras going extinct — even though Razzly can quite readily tell you that not even that's the case.

And again about the Dwarves:

Insane Troll Logic: The Dwarves. Everything about them reeks of this.

[Jopax]

Winter is coming, and it can't come fast enough

[Max White]

Winter is coming, and it can't come fast enough

Something inside me wanted that to be game of thrones season 2... Soo very much.

[Solifuge]

Delicious homemade Guacamole, jasmine green milk tea, and movie night!