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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16181557 times)

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21540 on: September 24, 2010, 11:57:59 pm »

Happy birthday!

What made me happy today was Calculus. We were going over how to easily find a horizontal asymptote by looking at a formula, and my teach gave a rather complex and circuitous route to finding it. Afterwards, he asked if anyone got it, and nobody responded. Well, almost nobody. After a few awkward seconds, I decided to say "Witchcraft!", which caused the whole class to laugh for a few seconds, but at least it made my teacher re-explain the lesson in simpler terms.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21541 on: September 25, 2010, 12:12:18 am »

Today is my birthday, as of 40 minutes ago. I just got a present from a Bay12er who more than likely did not know this little factoid.

^_^
Happy Zeroth 26th birthday Maximum!
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21542 on: September 25, 2010, 12:17:18 am »

This becomes more hilarious if you're aware what Eva did one day. She modded the meshes. This guy is standing in front of me with a boner AT LEAST a foot long!

A Wunderboner?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21543 on: September 25, 2010, 12:23:57 am »

I had a physics exam today. The last question covered things I didn't study, but I managed to answer it anyway using stuff we hadn't learned yet. I guess I should have been studying last night instead of reading ahead, but meh.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21544 on: September 25, 2010, 12:46:16 am »

I just got a new batch of rookies in X-Com, their names were Tom Johnson, Kevin Johnson, and Kevin Thompson.  Good thing most of them will be dead in a few days, or I'd have trouble telling them apart.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21545 on: September 25, 2010, 12:57:01 am »

This becomes more hilarious if you're aware what Eva did one day. She modded the meshes. This guy is standing in front of me with a boner AT LEAST a foot long!
...you know some strange people.

Also, why are all the vikings in morrowind nude and blaming a witch for it?!
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21546 on: September 25, 2010, 01:03:48 am »

 Because witches are lonely individuals, although I share the same question of why Nords would need a witch as excuse to go nude. They are Nords, they don't care.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21547 on: September 25, 2010, 01:04:15 am »

Going to the MTG Scars of Mirrodin prerelease. It's tomorrow, but I'm still excited about it.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21548 on: September 25, 2010, 01:06:20 am »

Because witches are lonely individuals, although I share the same question of why Nords would need a witch as excuse to go nude. They are Nords, they don't care.
They need something to be a scapegoat for foreigner's explainations. the Nords can't just be "that crazy nudist country over there".
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21549 on: September 25, 2010, 01:10:05 am »

Going to the MTG Scars of Mirrodin prerelease. It's tomorrow, but I'm still excited about it.
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Because witches are lonely individuals
...And so they steal viking's clothes... GAH!
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21550 on: September 25, 2010, 01:10:56 am »

Is it just me, or does that sound way too awesome to be true.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21551 on: September 25, 2010, 01:20:26 am »

Just got back from watching the new Resident Evil movie, and lampooning it live in the Theater.

It was like Mystery Science Theater 3000. The audience was pretty small, but we got a lot of laughs out of them. It was good times.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21552 on: September 25, 2010, 01:40:52 am »

I just got a new batch of rookies in X-Com, their names were Tom Johnson, Kevin Johnson, and Kevin Thompson.  Good thing most of them will be dead in a few days, or I'd have trouble telling them apart.

They're all dead.  I forgot HE packs so I had them line up and walk into an Ethereal medium scout one by one, hoping they'd soak up the reaction fire and kill them all.  Turns out there were like six in there.  I'd use a blaster bomb but I can't afford to blow the power source.

Eh, i'll manage.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21553 on: September 25, 2010, 01:50:17 am »

Resident Evil movie..

What is it called and how terrible is it?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #21554 on: September 25, 2010, 02:29:48 am »

Resident Evil: Afterlife.

The movie started with 100 cloned psionic ninja ballerinas, storming Umbrella Corp's "super-high-tech" Japanese Underground Zombie Lab, where Big Bad Evil Guy was perfecting a strain of biological weapon for... actually I'm not sure if they had a motivation anymore. Every country had disintegrated, zombies had overrun the world, and there was no economy to speak of, yet they were still perfecting biological weapons for use on nobody, with no military left to sell it to, and for no money. In fact, why were his hundreds of minions even working for the Corporation? Were they that afraid that survivors might start up a rival Biological Weapons company and steal the market from under them?

Anyway, the Big Bad Evil Guy shoots some of his minions, some of the last surviving humans on the planet, unprovoked to prove how much of a cold and calculating badass he is, and the heroine and her magic clone army striving to save the human race goes around killing them as well (and later wonders why she can't find any survivors. Gee, Ms. Stabhappy, I wonder). Evil Guy flies away out of the underground facility on his emergency helicopter ("They laughed when I told them we needed a Helicopter underground... oh how they laughed!"), and nukes the base and all its occupants with a secret Ultima Bomb. The Heroine's Alpha Clone, however, stowed away on the escape copter (she must be prescient too), and attacks Big Bad. He apparently came expecting her as well (he's also prescient), and steals her psionic ninja superpowers with one of the many viruses he's perfected (no doubt for use on protagonists), and then proceeds to forget he was flying the copter and crashes into a mountain at 100 miles per hour. Though both of them weren't strapped into anything, she makes it out with a few scrapes, while the plane was literally reduced to a burning streak of charred metal.

And that's just the first 10 minutes. There were wet T-Shirt fight scenes with Hulking Superzombies, armed with specially made Meat-Tenderizer Axes (In this post-apocalyptic world, who makes equipment for the zombies I wonder?), Zombies that can apparently bore through solid bedrock with their hands, slam dunks by Token Black Characters, and more. So much more.

It was a Masturpeace of Sinema.
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