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Jervous (ratman)

7 (43.8%)

Slimdus

2 (12.5%)

The Ratmen

1 (6.3%)

El Ele'phant'ai

2 (12.5%)

Leechman Brown

3 (18.8%)

That Demon

0 (0%)

Nightwing

1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[Akigagak]

Bite her neck and steal her hammer.
Wield it.

[Phantom]

Be badass.
Search for a Kobold Named Slimdus.

[Jervous]

You walk over to the knocked out dwarf and bite her neck. You pick up her hammer and sling it over your shoulder.

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The grip is cold against your palm. This is your only friend in the world right now. It's gonna be a long night.

[Akigagak]

Turn dwarf into dwarven nightwing.

Practice hammer on goats.

[Jervous]

Your hammer is out of bullets!

The dwarf turns into a nightwing. You begin smacking goats with your hammer. You are now a novice Hammerdwarfwing!

Suddenly, you hear something behind you.

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My my if it isn't a little cutebold.

CHAPTER COMPLETE!! See you tomorrow, guys.

[Rashilul]

Turn it into a nightbold.

[Akigagak]

NO DON'T.

You'll create a paradox!

PARADOX.

[Phantom]

TIME PARADOX!
Urist McCampbell: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU'LL DISRUPT THE FUTURE! NiIGTWING? WHATS GOING ON!? NIGHTWING!? NIGHTWIING!!!

[Diakron]

good MGS 3 refernce there /\

[Phantom]

I play to many games.
>Avoid any attempt at turning kobolds into nightwings.
They are too cute.

[Rashilul]

I play to many games.
>Avoid any attempt at turning kobolds into nightwings.
They are too cute.

Rape the kobolds nose the your teeth.

[Jervous]

The kobold begins to plea for your help, their cave is being attacked. Should you help her, or suck her blood? Poll added.

[Phantom]

C'mon, look at the kobold, its cute, help it.

[Rashilul]

Rape the kobolds nose with your teeth.

Turn it into a nightbold.

[Akigagak]

NO! PARADOX!

Take your new dwarf-nightwing and help the koblod