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Jervous (ratman)

7 (43.8%)

Slimdus

2 (12.5%)

The Ratmen

1 (6.3%)

El Ele'phant'ai

2 (12.5%)

Leechman Brown

3 (18.8%)

That Demon

0 (0%)

Nightwing

1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[Phantom]

Break wolf's upper left leg.

[Akigagak]

Wait, what wolf?
Why is it attached, we blocked it.
At least mention that we've got wolf attached to our arm.

Anyway, poke wolf in eye.

[Jervous]

Sorry, I meant pounced as in he latched on when he did. When he bit at you that was just one of his attacks.

You poke the wolf's left with your equipt item: Manhood. The claw sharpener. It is gouged out!

Please be more specific, as in how? Maybe grab upper left leg? Iunno.

You attempt to break the wolf's upper left leg with the only thing avaliable, your horns. The wolf's leg cracks in two! Infact, it bleeds to death! Nice work!

[Akigagak]

Well, that's nice.

Land.
Remove wolf from arm, eat wolf flesh.
 
Profit.

[Phantom]

Become Cyberdemon.

[Jervous]

The wolves run away while you tear the wolf off yourself, using it's fur as a bandage then eating it's flesh. You profit from this newfound knowledge of wrestling and now you are a Proficient Wrestler!


And in no way a cyberdemon.

[Akigagak]

Swoop on a goat.
Strangle it to death.

[Jervous]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You swoop on a mountain goat and begin strangling it. You take a quick bite aswell.

Suddenly, a female hammerdwarf yells at you and charges at you. What's her beef?

[Luke_Prowler]

Fly out of range of here hammer

[Akigagak]

Say: Hello. I'm hunting goats. And wolves. Goats and wolves. And Ratmen. Goats and wolves and Ratmen.'

'Want some goat?'

Also: examine Dwarf.

[Jervous]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You take a good look at this dwarf. Her face...her neck...her pulsing..delicious jugular. Mmm. You fly upwards to dodge the incoming hammer. "Hello, I'm hunting goats!! And wolves. And Ratmen? Yeah, Goats and wolves aaaand ratmen. Want some goat?"

[Akigagak]

Drop remains of goat.

Despite what phantom is about to post, do not attack the hammer dwarf.

[Jervous]

Actually, I think he is going to post something like: "Eat Dwarf and ascend to godhood" or something. I basically did the whole wolf owning you up for a second there to show you WEREN'T a god. But, meh.

You drop the remains of the goat. It falls right infront of the dwarf. She yells back at you: "Oh, so now you're throwing things at me from above! That's really unfair, mister!" She seems like a funny gal. I'll be she's at least competent comedian. Maybe you can share some jokes or something.

[Akigagak]

Pick up and throw more goats. AT her this time, rather than TO her. Damn ungrateful dwarfs.

[Jervous]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You swoop down and pick up a goat. It doesn't put up much of a fight, and you easily throw the animal at the hammerdwarf. She dodges it and it hits the pillar, exploding in gore. You pick up another one and throw it. It hits her and knocks her down.