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Jervous (ratman)

7 (43.8%)

Slimdus

2 (12.5%)

The Ratmen

1 (6.3%)

El Ele'phant'ai

2 (12.5%)

Leechman Brown

3 (18.8%)

That Demon

0 (0%)

Nightwing

1 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[Rashilul]

Add some elfwings to the party.

[Jervous]

JOURNEY OF A MAN.

A RATMAN


NOW WITH HIATUS!!

[Phantom]

Jervous, Leechman Football player has been tackled while holding the ball

[Phantom]

>Wake up from passing out

[Jervous]

>Just five more minutes.


I think, once I get back from my aunt's, I'll start working on some maps and such so I don't have to work as much. That command of Rash's will be done today, I PROMISE. I'M SUPER CERIAL GUYS.

[Jervous]

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The elves charge, and the elven archer lets loose two arrows. One strikes an elven swordsman in the brain, killing him instantly. He's with the logs now.

Your dwarfwing pounces on another swordsman and you pounce on a spearman. You bite him easily, the wood splinters and breaks against your teeth as you dig into his neck. You jump off and he falls to the ground. The other spearman mourns tearfully for him.

Your dwarfwing strangles the swordsman to death. There's 3 more elves and then you can finally enter the wonderful elven village!

Think of the architecture!

[Akigagak]

USE hammer ON Elf.

[Jervous]

You swoop down on the spearelf and thwack him with your hammer. He falls to the ground unconsious. You take a bite of him. Mmm! Your dwarfwing easily bites the bowelf.

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You now have 4 elfwings and 1 dwarfwing!

[Akigagak]

Lets go kill some more elves.

[Jervous]

You charge into the forest with your new nightwings and before you you see many elves. Oh dear god..Elven children! Backbone of their military!

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You notice the druid of the village. He yells out his name and some other weird and kinky things and fires his bow at you. It misses completely. You fly up in the air and prepare to swoop down on the elves, when something hits your head.

And you black out.

You are now this guy.

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You seem to be giving a speech two days later after that nightwing thing to your fellow swamp/marsh dwellers. But now you forget everything. Guess you'll have to go impromptu. Any ideas?

[Akigagak]

'My freinds! Who are our true enemies?'

(And I wanted to kill more elves )

[Rashilul]

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in kingdomplace. It belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the religionplace. It belongs to gods. No, says the man in beginning dwarf fortress. It belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture. A city where the artist would not fear the censor. Where the alchemists would not be bound by petty morality. Where the great would not be constrained by the small. And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well."

[Akigagak]

YES.

[Demonic Spoon]

My friends! This Nightwing menace might soon sweep upon our humble dwellings! We must dig deep unto the earth to make secure lodgings for ourselves! I have here with me some picks of dwarven make! With them the dream of a safe place to raise our young can become a reality! Think of it my friends! No more searing sunlight on our delicate moist skin! No more fearing the creatures of the dark while we lie in our beds! Together we can! Thank you!

[Phantom]

"I am also looking for a ratman named Jervous, ever seen him?"