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Jervous (ratman)

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Total Members Voted: 16

[Jervous]

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You follow the cutebold back to her cave, and there are many goblins infront of it. There are some gobbies charging at the kobolds. This will not end well.

[Rashilul]

Rape the kobolds nose with your teeth.

Turn it into a nightbold.

[Phantom]

Turn gobbos into nightwings.
Attack all gobbos that are still gobbos.
IGNORE RASHILUL! FORMER GOD OF FISH!

[Rashilul]

<----Sexy, Shoeless God of Frogs(men)

Turn gobbos into nightwings.
Attack all gobbos that are still gobbos.
IGNORE RASHILUL! FORMER GOD OF FISH!

I think you're thinking of Labs or something.
Anyway, it's Gobbo's fault you're attacking her nose instead of her neck.

[Phantom]

You were a carp some time ago.

[Rashilul]

You were a carp some time ago.

Just a common carp.

[Phantom]

Any way, a frogman in any way is still part frog.
Pierre McFrenchman cancels wait: Eat

Bolster ranks by turning gobbos into nighwings.
Kill any surviving gobbos.

[Jervous]

You swoop down with your dwarfwing and you both attempt to bite into the gobbo's necks. They fight back however, and wrestle you back. Since there's resistance, you give a fine thwap with your maul and break the goblin's head.

The spearmaster takes on two goblins at once while a kobold swordsman gets killed and another kills a gobbo.

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[Phantom]

Help spearmaster

[Jervous]

You bite both of the gobbo's necks when their necks are turned. The kobold thanks you as the battle is won, with only one casualty. He asks how he can repay you.

[Phantom]

Ask for only the corpses and loot.
And the location of the nearest uninhabited cave.

[Rashilul]

Ask where you can find the nearest virgins.

[Jervous]

"Virgins you say? Well, we don't actually have any. I do know of a elven 'town' nearby that probably has billions." The spearmaster replies. You also ask if you can have the loot. He gives you the armor, they keep the weapons. "A cave nearby? Sorry, we don't know of any."

[Rashilul]

Go to elven town, take virgins, kill the rest.

[Jervous]

The spearmaster thanks you again and marks the elves on your mappe. It is the green X.

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You begin to walk over there with your dwarfwing.

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A day passes, and when you near the village you are ambushed by elven adventurers!