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[Osmosis Jones]

CG's face made that animatio for me. The steadily increasing look of frustration and disbelief; brilliant.

And think two infants that that are at least partly his own genes are his stand-in wife and daughter?

They aren't related; Dave and Rose are brother and sister (children of Mom and Bro), while Nanna and Gramps were combined to give John and Jade. None of the guardians are related to each other. Source

[Aqizzar]

They aren't related; Dave and Rose are brother and sister (children of Mom and Bro), while Nanna and Gramps were combined to give John and Jade. None of the guardians are related to each other. Source

That's way too long and convoluted to read.  Somebody find or draw a flowchart.

[dragnar]

What. Even lil cal is a time loop?! Is anything exempt!?

[Osmosis Jones]

Scroll to the bottom. It's the last question.

[tehstefan]

I had always liked john, to be frank, I'm not sure why everyone is so meh about him. I in fact rather like all the characters.

[Cheeetar]

This is the best ever.

[Retro]

Oh man. Oh man. I'll admit seeing the [S] Character: Epic Animation icon before the END OF ACT FOUR psycheout totally got me, but I don't care. That may not have been the most epic update ever, but damned if it wasn't the most feel-good one. Especially CG. Especially CG.

[Jackrabbit]

How would a thirteen year old kid even know who or what Crash Bandicoot is?

How could you even suggest that I haven't been playing Crash Bandicoot since I was like five. How dare you sir.

Also, that psych caught me out. I was all ready for some RAGE man.

Nicely done, Andrew.

[Rashilul]

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Did he say horses and jesters are hilarious? Horses and jester's are fucking scary. Just imagine a horse jester. That's so fucking scary I nearly shit my pants.

[Jackrabbit]

A horse jester standing there just neighing because it forgot the words to the pigs bladder joke.

But the pigs bladder is actually on a stick and is a physical joke! But the horse has no thumbs. This is the worst day of his life! Feel for the poor horse jester.

[Soadreqm]

I figured that it probably wasn't THE flash when I saw the bunny preloader loading really quickly. Casey playing a drum solo on some mushrooms and pipes is possibly the silliest thing in Homestuck so far, even sillier than Jade's flute solo. And speaking of Jade, she's right about to enter the medium.

[Taco Dan]

How would a thirteen year old kid even know who or what Crash Bandicoot is?

I knew about Crash Bandicoot when I was like nine, dude. I'm a classic Playstation gamer, that was the only console I had, save for my Gameboy Color. I grew up on games like Spyro the Dragon and Crash Bandicoot 3.

[Aqizzar]

Yeah, I was talking about that in context.  The Playstation was a long time ago.  Also, I never played a Crash Bandicoot game, I just remember the commercials with that guy in a Bandicoot costume making an ass of himself.  Maybe someday I'll catch up with the Playstation era, since I didn't own one.  Or not, I dunno.

Actual plot advancement is so close I can taste it.  Finally, all the wondering and wagering about what Jade will do with her session will be vindicated or crushed.  The Earth will be crushed too, if I remember correctly.

[Duke 2.0]

How could you even suggest that I haven't been playing Crash Bandicoot since I was like five. How dare you sir.

How the hell did you play Crash Bandicoot at five? I distinctly remember my frustrated ten-year-old self being thoroughly frustrated with some of the more ridiculous platforming segments which were basically "Keep moving in this direction and jump blindly because the camera doesn't show all the threats that will screw you up." My brother still considers those games classic platforming, but I just considered it frustrating.

 John> Enter random gene sequence into machine.

[Jackrabbit]

I didn't say I won. Or was even good. But oh, I loved it all the same.