Sure it has to be DWARF? Not MINE, or GEM, or even GOLD? Or AXE? Maybe ROCK?
I've been thinking a lot about HellMOO dwarves lately, and I've got a couple variations fairly well planned-out...
WOMBAT hit a new milestone today! And I was also promoted to manager, which I am most proud of. I maintain that I was promoted due to my loyalty and services to the company, whereas the current boardmembers were shot straight to the top after joining simply because they're veteran players with at least four times the ability of my own little grunt. Also they've got more money.
Talked with an admin today, pretty cool dude. He just needs to remember that he's not just an admin so he can loosen up now and again. Spoke with him about a couple things, and he cleared up some misconceptions.
I also told him about my experiences with dinaxio. He said no, it didn't really qualify enough as griefing to warrant a report, and that dinaxio was just a dick and to avoid him. I shall take him up on his advice and avoid him.
...mostly because that's what I'm already doing. I'm frikkin' paranoid, man. Luckily, I can usually feint him long enough to run away. I just have to be really fast and on top of things in order to respond properly.
I've also been thinking about wizard characters again. From what I can tell, abominations are the way to go for that sort of thing. Not only do you get the freakish relaxation for using focus abilities, but you also get bonuses (both direct and indirect) to focus. And focus freaks will have a lot of 'stunlock'-capable abilities at their fingertips, which makes the slight radiation even more of a nasty aspect.
And I just spraypainted 'Home Sweet Home' in my apartment. It shines brightly amidst the urine stains, puddles of ejaculate, and piles of vomit that decorate the junk heap.
I live in a toilet.