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[Little]

Anthony steps to the console and types in his name.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia sits down at the bar, reaching for the first bottle she sees and starts to drink it.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

A nameplate appears outside, on the door. The computer says: "Welcome, Anthony" and an interface with pretty much every object,piece of furniture, flooring, wallpaper, ect ever conceived of and options allowing him to change the size and shape of the room.

[Little]

Little sits down beside Sof and kisses her on the cheek.

"Well, doing Cairn was fun. How'd you like it?"


Anthony types a bed into existence. He climbs onto it and pops a pill, visions creeping across his eyes and eliminating reality.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia slams the drink down.

"Terrible, it was like he didn't know what the fuck he was doing. He didn't even try taking my clothes off first! Stupid... Whatever he was..."

She takes another drink, before slamming the bottle back down.

"And what pisses me off is he did FINE with you, it's like he was just messing with me! I should kill the fucker."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Anything involving deadly in bed disgusts me."

The Lich proceeds to go upstairs, to his room.

[Little]

Little smiles and puts her arm around Sof's shoulder.

"Chill, darling. I'm pretty sure it was his first time."

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia sighs.

"Well... I guess so. Still pisses me off."

Me tosses the empty bottle away, smashing it on the floor.

"I guess I forgot how stupid first timers are. Sorry if I kinda took it out on your friend."

[Little]

Little laughs.

"I think Anthony's in love with you after that."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich comes back downstairs, obviously on something, wearing a toga and fake beard.

"Fear me mortals, for I am your god! I am wise and terrible and I shall make the seas run over with the discarded tissues of the elderly! I shall take your puny mortal lives and put them into a blender, where I shall make the smoothie that shall end the world in a tide of chutney destruction!"

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia smiles oddly.

"Huh... You think so? Well I guess he is kinda good looking."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich leaps up onto the bar counter.

"Bow before me! For I am the king of kings! My achievements are uncountable,  my powers unbeatable! I am the one who shall eat the world and spit it back out, all because it tastes odd! Not that you would know, with your minute experiences of the universe at large!"

[Little]

Little grins.

"Yeah, he isn't bad in bed, either. Once, we all got together in our little hideout and we had a damn fine time. Six of us."

Little giggles.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich climbs up the wall and jumps, grabbing a chandelier that you can't remember noticing before.

"I am the king of the monkeymen and the queen of the space reptiles from planet Yor! I shall control your minds with miniature gnomes and eat your liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti! I am the-

CRASH

-Aiiie! Would the two annoying blobs of insignificant biomass sitting at the chemical dispersal counter please render assistance?"

[Little]

Little laughs and stays still, watching Lich.