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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"You shall be the first to suffer under my new regime of terror!"

[Little]

Little laughs.

Up above, Anthony foams at the mouth, staring at thing that don't exist...or do they? Does time exist? Is time a ballooooon....

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich shakes his free fist at little.

"I shall destroy you and whatever pets/objects you treasure, because you have dealt me an affront, and no one gets away with insulting the emperor of mars!"

[Little]

"Want me to help you up?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"That is what I've been saying to you you something or other of- ooooohh.I don't feel so good."

[deadlycairn]

"I can only assume this sort of thing is normal in here. Ah well, I'll help you up, Lich."

Cairn stands up, swaying uncertainly. A frown crosses his face

"I feel most unusual - I think I might just have a little lie down instead"

THUD!

Cairn is snoring before he hits the ground

[Little]

Little helps Lich up.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"T-t-thank you. I-I-I'm gonna b-be sick now."

The Lich runs into the bathroom. What comes next sounds unpleasantly like a man trying to eject his entire digestive track through his mouth and succeeding.

[Archangel]

((My bloke is a heavily armored man. Any attempt to kick him is more likely to break your foot than affect him. I'll run with this anyway, just give a different explanation))
The iron mauler groaned and stood up. "DAMN ALL MAGES!"

He looked around. Seeing that the battle was out of his reach, he walked over to the fortress and entered it.

"Oh my head. Where am I?"

[CJ1145]

The Champion downs glass after glass of his strange concoction, the world growing stranger as he did so. By the time he'd finished the 15th shot, he couldn't tell if he was still in the room, or if he'd been abducted by very fancy aliens. He stood, and stumbled as he struggled to regain his balance. He belched, blasting a truck-sized hole in the wall directly behind the chatting women.

"Shorry aboot tha'..."

He fell to the ground, unconscious likely before he had even apologized.

[filiusenox]

Ocades blade flys out of his hand of his own accord and trys to hack at the Ork.Ocade pulls a dagger and hacks at nearby Zerg.


((are the orks still here? and are my troops alive?))

[Phantom]

[Orks died, zerg, no]
Phantom goes picks a room, types in his name at the console, and proceeds to add certain personal furniture to the room, meanwhile on independence 97, there is a party going on, in the leisure room, the mind controlled Chaos Space Marines are now controlled by the ordinary space marines

[CJ1145]

((Well, one Ork is alive, having been born from the spores. Others will come, but he was a premature birth, of a sort.))

The Ork is nimble for his race, and as he flipps over the flying blade, he manages to catch it in his hand. It resists, attempting to escape, but it had underestimated the Ork's strength, and it was now firmly in his possession. With his newfound weapon, he charges Ocade and attempts to stab him directly in the chest.

[filiusenox]

((the blade is controlled by ocade.))

The blade swings at Ork,from his hand.

[CJ1145]

((I portrayed that because it resisted))

The Ork spins with the blade, causing it to swing directly towards Ocade.