Well, since I'd only delay it further otherwise, I'll see to make the ROOOOOOOOOLLS!
Yanlin
Attempted Action: I use portals to push enemy headquarters into a portal so I wouldn't die and it would go off harmlessly in the ocean. (1)
You end up in the ocean. Oops.
Strangely, the water seems to be breathable just as well as the air. Looking up, you see you are in an underwater cave. The sunset is marvelous, and you see some bat-bots. (3) You sit down from mental exhaustion.
Kashyyk
Attempted Action: I chuck my sword at the nearest robot, before charging in and attacking it. (3)
You throw your sword inexpertedly at Agile. (6+2=epic overshot) Agile drinks a small cup of tea and ties his shoelaces before dodging casually. You are now depressed, so depressed you forgot to attack.
NUKE9.13
Attempted Action: I use lie magic to make myself invisible.
"Visible, me? Perish the thought!"
(5+1=6)
You lie to the universe about your visibility, and pull it off with style. In fact, everyone instantly forgets how you looked. However, you can't see yourself either. This is sure to cause some trouble with vision as you are continually confused where you are and where your hands are.
Cheetar
Attempted Action: I eat Squeegy. Serges is not trying to kill me, Squeegy is. (5-1=4)
You leap on the mortally terrified Squeegy and start to munch on his braaaaaaaaaains. (6) You don't get through his skull though and fall off.
Boksi
Attempted Action: I jump on top of one of the robots and disintegrate it's head. (5)
You jump onto Violen and prepare to disintegrate his head. (3) The head's protective armor dissolves. Attacks on the head of Violen now have +1 to damage and a critial damage roll. +1 lvl/ki user
thunderclan
Attempted Action: I'll get close enough to read the note on the capsule. (2+1=3)
Carefully avoiding the one hole you'd not have noticed without your strategy guide, you close up to the cylindrical capsule (appearing to be about 2,50 m in height) and read the note. It says:
"I'm out for lunch. If X arrives, tell him to wait. DO NOT USE THE CAPSULE. Thanks. -Dr. Light"
Well. That's weird. There appears to be a door on the capsule. Hmm.
wehtamjd92
Attempted Action: I wildly attack whoever is nearest me.
I don't want to miss out on a teammate slaughterfest. (4)
With your automatic radar (wait, what?) you detect thunderclan to be the one closest to you, and get closer... and closer... (6) and kick up the wall... and get up the ledge... and leap over the hole... and... stop... to... breathe...... pant....... pant........
Org
Attempted Action: CHARGE! (3)
You charge up your blaster. (4) (2) You get a shiny red spot on your forehead, and then the aftereffects appear to vanish. Well, bummer.
Squeegy
Attempted Action: I unwrap the cake and throw it at Cheeetar! Then I wield swordchucks, I think I have them. (1)
You unwrap the cake, but impale one of your fingers on a spike! (1, no really) The finger is ripped clean off! Congratulations, you just lost your right middle finger!
Background roll (1): You are too busy fighting.
Figure #1/Serges (NPC)
Attempted Action: He goes on a long and incomprehensible rant. (1)
"ARGH! Back in MY days, everything was better! There was only one opponent to worry about, and those damn robos obeyed, and..." *THUNK* Apparently Agile hit him with his lightsaber hilt.
Figure #2/Agile (NPC)
Attempted Action: He prepares to defend. (1)
Having just shut up Serges, he is not able to respond to attacks properly. Attacking him WILL be easier.
Figure #3/Violen (NPC)
Attempted Action: He shoots lasers from his fingertips at Org. (2)
He is too busy getting Boksi from his head to shoot lasers. (2) Boksi is thrown to the ground.
The Awakened (NPC)
(5)
A red beam of light comes down from the ceiling and materializes into a humanoid, red, slightly girlish-looking, lightsaber-wielding robot. He asks Serges: "Your orders?" Serges' response is a muffled "Help me back up right away!".
Yanlin
Status: Sitting. Freak look.
Moderately ircakiated.
Location: Deep-sea zone.
Equipment: Partly brown pants.
Items: Shred of black cloth.
Skills: Awesome Person, Farter, Dabbling Cheese Mage, Dabbling Ninja, Skilled Memetic Mutator, Force Mage.
Abilities:
Can walk on every vertical surface,
slightly impervious to blunt weapons,
Leader of The Group, The Cake Is A Lie.
Effects: None.
JP: 6
Kashyyk
Status: Back to the wall. Unharmed.
Location: Some random corridor.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Searcher, Sun Mage, Awesome Person, Dabbling Fire Mage.
Abilities:
Understands the concept of flying,
Uncontrolled Cloning, Propelled Flight.
Effects:
Numb limbs,
Depressed.
JP: 1
NUKE9.13
Status: Lying on the ground. Unharmed.
Location: Dimly-lit room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Cake Mage, Dabbling Fake Cake Summoner, Dabbling Decorative Cake Icer, Liar.
Abilities:
Infused with the essence of cake,
menaces with spikes of icing, plated with plates of icing, layered with layers of jam.
Effects: All Just A Lie, Seriously Invisible.
JP: 8Cheetar
Status: Standing upright.
Wounded.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Naked,
cool rapier.
Items: Torn trousers, worn t-shirt.
Skills: Materialless Constructer, Dabbling Dimension Mage, Rapier User, Dabbling Zombie.
Abilities:
Big Eater.
Effects:
Black Hole Trauma,
Layer of Fat.
JP: 2
Boksi
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Some random corridor.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Kicker, Dodger, Blocker, Skilled Ki User.
Abilities:
Hadouken,
Cakedouken,
Twin Dream.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
thunderclan
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Spotlight corridor. Near Capsule.
Equipment: Pants,
Blood-smeared cleric's robe,
!!short sword!!,
spiked boots, Blood spatterings.
Items: Six bricks,
two flies,
a Cleric's corpse,
three torches (-2 to damage, fire roll),
Nunchaku, three throwing cakes,
an Halberd,
a spiked wrecking ball on a chain ,
a Staff of Cheese Summoning,
a Knife of Stabbity Fun,
a repeater crossbow,
a shuriken.
Skills: Dodger, Dabbling Puncher, Fire Mage, Dabbling Searcher.
Abilities:
Fire resistance.
Effects:
Smells,
Has seen it all.
JP: 6
wehtamjd92
Status: Standing upright. Bad burn.
Location: Spotlight corridor. Near Capsule.
Equipment:
Chainmail bikini.
Items: Pants.
Skills: Spearman, Macebeard User, Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Sneaker.
Abilities:
Mace-beard,
Drunk-Fu,
Moonwalker,
Style of the three-headed monkey.
Effects:
Exhausted.
JP: 8
Org
Status: Standing upright. Energized, in several ways. Numerous burns and two ba-ad cuts. Big feet. Shoulder spikes. Rainbow skin. Blaster arm. Head horn plating. Red mark on forehead.
Location: Some random corridor.
Equipment:
Power Klaw, Underwear trousers.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Puncher, Dabbling Dodger, Mekboy, Dabbling Death Mage, Life Mage.
Abilities:
Very Strong+.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
Squeegy
Status: Standing upright. Misses a finger.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants,
Iron war hammer,
stench flavored cheesecake warhammer, covered in (have no effects):
Sword-chucks, three spears,
an ice gun,
an harpoon ,
a Staff of Venom,
an Enchanted Throwing Stick.
Items:
Skills:
Adept Decorative Cake Froster, Dabbling Searcher,
Adept Cake MageAbilities:
Learner,
Covered in Weapons.
Effects:
Made an artifact.
JP: 9
NPCs:
Serges
A small, old-looking robot with a weird hat. He has a blue-red-grey color scheme. Is not seeming to be that powerful.
Skills/Abilities
Leader, Adept Mechanic, Skilled Sciencist, Hat-Blaster User, Tough.
Agile
This one is the tallest of the bunch and has a horrible fashion sense. He wears very weird X-shaped violet clothing, wields a lightsaber (and appears to know how to use it), and his eyes are closed. Robotic.
Skills/Abilities
Adept Saber User, Extremely Agile, Strong, does not need eyes, Dodger.
Violen
A gorilla-like red and yellow robot with a wrecking-ball-on-a-chain attachment. Misses his head armor.
Skills/Abilities
Skilled Mace User, Fingertip Laser, Extremely Tough, Very Strong, Armored (except head)
The Awakened
Red, girlish-looking humanoid robot. Appears to take commands from Serges.
Skills/Abilities
Great Lightsaber User, Adept Blaster User, Extremely Strong, Very Agile, Tough,
Reinforced Shoulder Pads,
ArmoredDeliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, an Artifact Cake (Squeegy)
A cake which is adorned with hanging rings of frosting, menaces with spikes of icing and is encrusted with icing. There are two images on the cake. The first image is of a cake. It relates to Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, a dwarven wheat cake. The second image is of a dwarf and a cake. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture. The cake is laughing. This image relates to the death of Urist Daggerheart at the hands of Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes.
+2 to throwing damage, Irresiastable Smell (currently partly unwrapped)
Also, Attrabutes: Strength, Agility and Toughness are in. Every level will give 1/2 to related checks, if there's a 1/2 left over count it as statistical bonus.
Errors are sure to be found. Please double-check your statuses!
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