Rolls!
Yanlin
Attempted Action: I fart as hard as I can. (5)
You fart as hard as you can, which is, apparently, quite hard. (3) The cleric who is somewhere in your room barely manages to stay conscious. You learn a lot about your digestive system and it's usability as a weapon. (+2 xp in farting)
Kashyyk
Attempted Action: I search my room for anything useful. (1)
You try, but you stumble and fall flat on your face. (6) You dodge the floor and begin to fly. You have no idea how you made it, but manage to remember the basic concept. (+1 xp to flying)
NUKE9.13
Attempted Action: I summon a battlecake. (3)
You summon a battlecake, but it turns out to be a fake.
Cheetar
Attempted Action: (AI) I attempt to construct a weapon from nothing. (1)
While trying to pull your stunt off, a black hole appears, (4) but you barely manage to close it. However, your pants disappeared into the anomaly.
Boksi
Attempted Action: I harness my ki in order to protect me from harm. (3)
You try to do so, but it just doesn't work. However, you think you got an idea. (+1 on next try to learn ki protection)
thunderclan
Attempted Action: I search the room for anything useful. (6)
You look around the room, and see a LOT of useful stuff. Fifteen minutes later, you are in the possesion of six bricks, one cleric corpse (weapon: -1 to str, two-handed, defender must make fear roll), two flies, one cleric's robe (+1 against magical attacks) and three torches (-2 to damage roll, additional fire damage roll). The room looks a lot less tidy now, and it's pitch black. Additionally, it smells.
wehtamjd92
Attempted Action: I look around for a spear or spear-like object. (2)
You get distracted by an interesting stone, and completely lose track of what you wanted to do.
Org
Attempted Action: I make a power klaw. (5)
You manage to make a decent power klaw from a metallic bin, three daggers and your pants. The contents of the bin lie on the ground, it contained various weapons. (Got a power klaw! It has +1 to damage against non-metal or stone materials and can roll for a second attack. Agility is used.)
Squeegy
Attempted Action: (AI) I search the room for anything useful. (6)
You go through the room and see a weapon bin, and dive straight into it. You sustain numerous cuts and bruises, but find sword-chucks (+2 to damage, has to apply a dodge roll on yourself, +1 to opponents dodge), several spears, an ice gun, an harpoon (+1 to target dodge, but sinks hook into opponent if successful), a Staff of Venom (+1 to any poison-based spell, wrong end poisons) and an Enchanted Throwing Stick (returns to owner). All other weapons were destroyed, and the bin too. (5) The invisible cleric heals your wounds.
Background Check (4): At this point, everybody noticed a weapon bin in their chambers.
StatusYanlin
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Partly brown pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Novice Awesome, Dabbling Farter (1xp).
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
Kashyyk
Status: Floating in the air 1m above ground. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Dabbling Searcher(1xp), Dabbling Sun Mage, Dabbling Flier.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
NUKE9.13
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Novice Cake Summoner, Dabbling Fake Cake Summoner.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
Cheetar
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Naked. (-1 relation with NPCs)
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Novice Materialless Constructer, Dabbling Dimension Mage.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
Boksi
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Dabbling Kicker, Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Blocker.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: Has an idea. (+1 to next ki protection learning try)
thunderclan
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants. Blood spatterings.
Items: Six bricks (bludgeon damage on throw), two flies (+1 piercing damage on throw), a blood-smeared cleric's robe (+1 against magic attacks), a cleric's corpse (weapon: -1 to str, two-handed, defender must make fear roll), three torches (-2 to damage, fire roll)
Skills: Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Fire Mage.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: Smells. (-1 relation with NPCs)
wehtamjd92
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Novice Spearman.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
Org
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Naked. (-1 relation with NPCs)
Items: Power Klaw. (Has +1 to damage against non-metal or stone materials and can roll for a second attack. Agility is used.)
Skills: Dabbling Puncher (1xp), Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Junkweapon Maker (1xp).
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
Squeegy
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Sword-chucks (+2 to damage, has to apply a dodge roll on yourself, +1 to opponents dodge), three spears, an ice gun (5 rounds, ice damage roll), an harpoon (+1 to target dodge, but sinks hook into opponent if successful), a Staff of Venom (+1 to any poison-based spell, wrong end poisons), an Enchanted Throwing Stick (returns to owner)
Skills: Novice Decorative Cake Froster (failguard when applying Decorative Cake Frostings), Dabbling Searcher.
Abilities: Learner (negates statistical disadvantage when learning new skills).
Effects: None.
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