Alright, guys. Interlude will begin after you defeat some huge-ish enemy. Turn's rolled now, I promise.
I'll also make wounds more likely.
Yanlin
Attempted Action: I attempt to prove the cake is a lie. Thus becoming immune to all cake effects. (5)
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
You prove the cake is a lie. Your intricate proof will prevent people from using cake magic until someone provides a counter argument.
Kashyyk
Attempted Action: I charge over to where Org is and help him (6)
You decide to use a little... enhancement to your flight and conjure up two directed fire blasts that propel you forward in Org's direction! You aim at #2, (4) but he dodges skilfully. (2) You crash into a wall and get on your legs again.
NUKE9.13
Attempted Action: I pretend to be a cake so that the robot-things won't attack me.
(4)
You manage to convince yourself that you are a skillful liar. Stupid Yanlin.
Cheetar
Attempted Action: I again try and eat Squeegy. He's too tasty not to. (3-1=2)
You scramble towards Squeegy but don't achieve anything.
Boksi
Attempted Action: I dungeon bypass and kick in one of the robots' head. (4)
You use the normal way instead and arrive at the scene, deciding to use your awesome kung-fu to hit #1's head. (1) Hit! (2) The metal doesn't look too good, and the hat is knocked away.
thunderclan
Attempted Action (AI): I get up there. (3+1=4)
You carefully climb the wall up, but get to a point where you'd need to jump approx. 3 metres. You risk it anyway. (4) You barely make it and pull yourself up to a horizontal surface. You have to stop. You see a blue-green capsule with a small note scribbled on it. You can't read it at this distance.
wehtamjd92
Attempted Action: I teleport myself to the end of the hallway and open the door. (2)
No teleport for you.
Org
Attempted Action: I tell Luke I am his father.
FORCE LIGHTNING (5)
While breathing audibly, you tell Luke you're his father. You then force-lighting-blast #3. (4) You deal no visible damage. (5) (6) (5) One of your hands transforms into a blaster. You gain horn plating on your head, giving it a helmet-like appeareance. Your muscles strengthen.
Squeegy
Attempted Action: uhhh I attack the most powerful person who tries to attack me. (1)
You see Cheetar scrambling towards you, assume he is a zombie, and run away screaming.
Background roll (6): The info system of the computer turns on, showing a wide assortment of robots. You spot Wire Sponge, and the three figures. It appears that they go by the names of Serges, Agile and Violen, respectively, and shows a shitton of info about them. It appears Serges' hat really is a rapid fire blaster, that he's the leader of the group and enjoys tea and biscuits. Agile seems to have his name for a reason and seems to have a lightsaber affinity. Violen appears to be enjoying classical music. They appear to form a group called the X-Hunters or Counter-Hunters. They also appear to be some sort of leaders and apparently have the legacy of a legendary mad sciencist.
Figure #1/Serges (NPC)
Attempted Action: He calls for support. (6)
He gets his multi-functional hat and speaks in it: "Red Alert. The Variable appeared. Requesting the Purified to retire him. Over." The response appears to be positive. Whoever the Purified is, he'll arrive next turn.
Figure #2/Agile (NPC)
Attempted Action: He kills Org. (3+1)
Well. He settles on slashing Org multiple times instead. (1) Org has no chance of dodging. (5) The shots glance off harmlessly. Org only feels a little weakened.
Figure #3/Violen (NPC)
Attempted Action: He apologizes to Serges. (5-1=4)
Serges accepts the apologize. Violen is happy.
Yanlin
Status: Standing upright. Freak look.
Moderately ircakiated.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Partly brown pants.
Items: Shred of black cloth.
Skills: Awesome Person, Farter, Dabbling Cheese Mage, Dabbling Ninja, Skilled Memetic Mutator, Force Mage.
Abilities:
Can walk on every vertical surface,
slightly impervious to blunt weapons,
Leader of The Group, The Cake Is A Lie.
Effects: None.
JP: 6
Kashyyk
Status: Back to the wall. Unharmed.
Location: Some random corridor.
Equipment: Pants,
Steel hand-and-a-half sword.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Searcher, Sun Mage, Awesome Person.
Abilities:
Understands the concept of flying,
Uncontrolled Cloning, Propelled Flight.
Effects:
Numb limbs..
JP: 1
NUKE9.13
Status: Lying on the ground.
Location: Dimly-lit room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Cake Mage, Dabbling Fake Cake Summoner, Dabbling Decorative Cake Icer, Liar.
Abilities:
Infused with the essence of cake,
menaces with spikes of icing, plated with plates of icing, layered with layers of jam.
Effects: All Just A Lie.
JP: 8Cheetar
Status: Standing upright.
Wounded.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Naked,
cool rapier.
Items: Torn trousers, worn t-shirt.
Skills: Materialless Constructer, Dabbling Dimension Mage, Rapier User.
Abilities:
Big Eater.
Effects:
Black Hole Trauma,
Layer of Fat.
JP: 2
Boksi
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Dimly-lit room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Kicker, Dodger, Blocker, Ki User.
Abilities:
Hadouken,
Cakedouken,
Twin Dream.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
thunderclan
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Spotlight corridor. Near Capsule.
Equipment: Pants,
Blood-smeared cleric's robe,
!!short sword!!,
spiked boots, Blood spatterings.
Items: Six bricks,
two flies,
a Cleric's corpse,
three torches (-2 to damage, fire roll),
Nunchaku, three throwing cakes,
an Halberd,
a spiked wrecking ball on a chain ,
a Staff of Cheese Summoning,
a Knife of Stabbity Fun,
a repeater crossbow,
a shuriken.
Skills: Dodger, Dabbling Puncher, Fire Mage, Dabbling Searcher.
Abilities:
Fire resistance.
Effects:
Smells,
Has seen it all.
JP: 6
wehtamjd92
Status: Standing upright. Bad burn.
Location: Weird metal block corridor.
Equipment:
Chainmail bikini.
Items: Pants.
Skills: Spearman, Macebeard User, Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Sneaker.
Abilities:
Mace-beard,
Drunk-Fu,
Moonwalker,
Style of the three-headed monkey.
Effects: None.
JP: 8
Org
Status: Standing upright. Energized, in several ways. Numerous burns and two ba-ad cuts. Heavily mutating. Big feet. Shoulder spikes. Rainbow skin. Blaster arm. Head horn plating.
Location: Some random corridor.
Equipment:
Power Klaw, Underwear trousers.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Puncher, Dabbling Dodger, Mekboy, Dabbling Death Mage, Life Mage.
Abilities:
Very Strong+.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
Squeegy
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants,
Iron war hammer,
stench flavored cheesecake warhammer, covered in (have no effects):
Sword-chucks, three spears,
an ice gun,
an harpoon ,
a Staff of Venom,
an Enchanted Throwing Stick.
Items:
Skills:
Adept Decorative Cake Froster, Dabbling Searcher,
Adept Cake MageAbilities:
Learner,
Covered in Weapons.
Effects:
Made an artifact.
JP: 9
NPCs:
Wire Sponge
This robot is now retired. He left a bloody mess. Any remains have been throughly vaporized.
Figure #1
A small, old-looking robot with a weird hat. He has a blue-red-grey color scheme. Is not seeming to be that powerful.
Figure #2
This one is the tallest of the bunch and has a horrible fashion sense. He wears very weird X-shaped violet clothing, wields a lightsaber (and appears to know how to use it), and his eyes are closed. Robotic.
Figure #3
A gorilla-like red and yellow robot with a wrecking-ball-on-a-chain attachment. Currently tries to apologize to #1.
ArtifactsDeliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, an Artifact Cake (Squeegy)
A cake which is adorned with hanging rings of frosting, menaces with spikes of icing and is encrusted with icing. There are two images on the cake. The first image is of a cake. It relates to Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, a dwarven wheat cake. The second image is of a dwarf and a cake. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture. The cake is laughing. This image relates to the death of Urist Daggerheart at the hands of Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes.
+2 to throwing damage, Irresiastable Smell (currently wrapped)