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[Boksi]

I dungeon bypass and kick in one of the robots' head.

[Squeegy]

OH SHIT I'M STILL DOING THIS

uhhh I attack the most powerful person who tries to attack me

[Yanlin]

I attempt to prove the cake is a lie. Thus becoming immune to all cake effects.

[Errol]

Alright, guys. Interlude will begin after you defeat some huge-ish enemy. Turn's rolled now, I promise.

I'll also make wounds more likely.

Yanlin

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Attempted Action: I attempt to prove the cake is a lie. Thus becoming immune to all cake effects. (5)

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

You prove the cake is a lie. Your intricate proof will prevent people from using cake magic until someone provides a counter argument.

Kashyyk

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Attempted Action: I charge over to where Org is and help him (6)

You decide to use a little... enhancement to your flight and conjure up two directed fire blasts that propel you forward in Org's direction! You aim at #2, (4) but he dodges skilfully. (2) You crash into a wall and get on your legs again.

NUKE9.13

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Attempted Action: I pretend to be a cake so that the robot-things won't attack me.
(4)

You manage to convince yourself that you are a skillful liar. Stupid Yanlin.

Cheetar

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Attempted Action: I again try and eat Squeegy. He's too tasty not to. (3-1=2)

You scramble towards Squeegy but don't achieve anything.

Boksi

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Attempted Action: I dungeon bypass and kick in one of the robots' head. (4)
You use the normal way instead and arrive at the scene, deciding to use your awesome kung-fu to hit #1's head. (1) Hit! (2) The metal doesn't look too good, and the hat is knocked away.

thunderclan

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Attempted Action (AI): I get up there. (3+1=4)
You carefully climb the wall up, but get to a point where you'd need to jump approx. 3 metres. You risk it anyway. (4) You barely make it and pull yourself up to a horizontal surface. You have to stop. You see a blue-green capsule with a small note scribbled on it. You can't read it at this distance.

wehtamjd92

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Attempted Action: I teleport myself to the end of the hallway and open the door. (2)

No teleport for you.

Org

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Attempted Action: I tell Luke I am his father.

FORCE LIGHTNING (5)

While breathing audibly, you tell Luke you're his father. You then force-lighting-blast #3. (4) You deal no visible damage. (5) (6) (5) One of your hands transforms into a blaster. You gain horn plating on your head, giving it a helmet-like appeareance. Your muscles strengthen.

Squeegy

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Attempted Action: uhhh I attack the most powerful person who tries to attack me. (1)

You see Cheetar scrambling towards you, assume he is a zombie, and run away screaming.

Background roll (6): The info system of the computer turns on, showing a wide assortment of robots. You spot Wire Sponge, and the three figures. It appears that they go by the names of Serges, Agile and Violen, respectively, and shows a shitton of info about them. It appears Serges' hat really is a rapid fire blaster, that he's the leader of the group and enjoys tea and biscuits. Agile seems to have his name for a reason and seems to have a lightsaber affinity. Violen appears to be enjoying classical music. They appear to form a group called the X-Hunters or Counter-Hunters. They also appear to be some sort of leaders and apparently have the legacy of a legendary mad sciencist.

Figure #1/Serges (NPC)

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Attempted Action: He calls for support. (6)

He gets his multi-functional hat and speaks in it: "Red Alert. The Variable appeared. Requesting the Purified to retire him. Over." The response appears to be positive. Whoever the Purified is, he'll arrive next turn.

Figure #2/Agile (NPC)

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Attempted Action: He kills Org. (3+1)

Well. He settles on slashing Org multiple times instead. (1) Org has no chance of dodging. (5) The shots glance off harmlessly. Org only feels a little weakened.

Figure #3/Violen (NPC)

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Attempted Action: He apologizes to Serges. (5-1=4)

Serges accepts the apologize. Violen is happy.

Yanlin

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Status: Standing upright.  Freak look. Moderately ircakiated.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Partly brown pants.
Items: Shred of black cloth.
Skills: Awesome Person, Farter, Dabbling Cheese Mage, Dabbling Ninja, Skilled Memetic Mutator, Force Mage.
Abilities: Can walk on every vertical surface, slightly impervious to blunt weapons, Leader of The Group, The Cake Is A Lie.
Effects: None.
JP: 6

Kashyyk

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Status: Back to the wall. Unharmed.
Location: Some random corridor.
Equipment: Pants, Steel hand-and-a-half sword.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Searcher, Sun Mage, Awesome Person.
Abilities: Understands the concept of flying, Uncontrolled Cloning, Propelled Flight.
Effects: Numb limbs..
JP: 1

NUKE9.13

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Status: Lying on the ground.
Location: Dimly-lit room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Cake Mage, Dabbling Fake Cake Summoner, Dabbling Decorative Cake Icer, Liar.
Abilities: Infused with the essence of cake, menaces with spikes of icing, plated with plates of icing, layered with layers of jam.
Effects: All Just A Lie.
JP: 8

Cheetar

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Status: Standing upright. Wounded.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Naked, cool rapier.
Items: Torn trousers, worn t-shirt.
Skills: Materialless Constructer, Dabbling Dimension Mage, Rapier User.
Abilities: Big Eater.
Effects: Black Hole Trauma, Layer of Fat.
JP: 2

Boksi

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Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Dimly-lit room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Kicker, Dodger, Blocker, Ki User.
Abilities: Hadouken, Cakedouken, Twin Dream.
Effects: None.
JP: 2

thunderclan

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Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Spotlight corridor. Near Capsule.
Equipment: Pants, Blood-smeared cleric's robe, !!short sword!!, spiked boots, Blood spatterings.
Items: Six bricks, two flies, a Cleric's corpse, three torches (-2 to damage, fire roll), Nunchaku, three throwing cakes, an Halberd, a spiked wrecking ball on a chain , a Staff of Cheese Summoning, a Knife of Stabbity Fun, a repeater crossbow, a shuriken.
Skills: Dodger, Dabbling Puncher, Fire Mage, Dabbling Searcher.
Abilities: Fire resistance.
Effects: Smells, Has seen it all.
JP: 6

wehtamjd92

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Status: Standing upright. Bad burn.
Location: Weird metal block corridor.
Equipment: Chainmail bikini.
Items: Pants.
Skills: Spearman, Macebeard User, Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Sneaker.
Abilities: Mace-beard, Drunk-Fu, Moonwalker, Style of the three-headed monkey.
Effects: None.
JP: 8

Org

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Status: Standing upright. Energized, in several ways. Numerous burns and two ba-ad cuts. Heavily mutating. Big feet. Shoulder spikes. Rainbow skin. Blaster arm. Head horn plating.
Location: Some random corridor.
Equipment: Power Klaw, Underwear trousers.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Puncher, Dabbling Dodger, Mekboy, Dabbling Death Mage, Life Mage.
Abilities: Very Strong+.
Effects: None.
JP: 2

Squeegy

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Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants, Iron war hammer, stench flavored cheesecake warhammer, covered in (have no effects): Sword-chucks, three spears, an ice gun, an harpoon , a Staff of Venom, an Enchanted Throwing Stick.
Items:
Skills: Adept Decorative Cake Froster, Dabbling Searcher, Adept Cake Mage
Abilities: Learner, Covered in Weapons.
Effects: Made an artifact.
JP: 9

NPCs:

Wire Sponge

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This robot is now retired. He left a bloody mess. Any remains have been throughly vaporized.

Figure #1

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A small, old-looking robot with a weird hat. He has a blue-red-grey color scheme. Is not seeming to be that powerful.

Figure #2

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This one is the tallest of the bunch and has a horrible fashion sense. He wears very weird X-shaped violet clothing, wields a lightsaber (and appears to know how to use it), and his eyes are closed. Robotic.

Figure #3

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A gorilla-like red and yellow robot with a wrecking-ball-on-a-chain attachment. Currently tries to apologize to #1.

Artifacts

Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, an Artifact Cake (Squeegy)

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A cake which is adorned with hanging rings of frosting, menaces with spikes of icing and is encrusted with icing. There are two images on the cake. The first image is of a cake. It relates to Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, a dwarven wheat cake. The second image is of a dwarf and a cake. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture. The cake is laughing. This image relates to the death of Urist Daggerheart at the hands of Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes.

+2 to throwing damage, Irresiastable Smell (currently wrapped)

[Yanlin]

Where's status? I need to know if the caking effect on me has been removed.

Anyway, I use portals to push enemy headquarters into a portal so I wouldn't die and it would go off harmlessly in the ocean.

[NUKE9.13]

I prove the cake is the truth by smacking yanlin over the head till he lifts this stupid curse.
(Hit yanlin)

NO WAIT.
AWESOME IDEA
The cake is a lie. QED I am infused with the essence of lie. I am a lie mage.
It's time for... MAKE YOUR OWN INFODUMP.

Spoiler: MAKE YOUR OWN INFODUMP TIME INDEED! (click to show/hide)

LIE MAGIC IS A LIE: IT DOES NOT EXIST.
So, you have a gift for magic? You lie a lot? You are under 12?
Then the lies will come and get you. They will take you to their secret school. You will be lied out of your previous life.
In the school you will be taught to lie. You will be taught the basic lie, the white lie, to lie by emission, to bluff, to double bluff, the triple bluff, the zero bluff, the 2.5 bluff, the right lie, the wrong lie, the left lie, and the lie by addition. You will be taught to have a poker face so good that you could be mistaken for a statue.
Then you will be taught to lie without words, to suggest by facial expression, idle finger movement, tone of voice.
Finally, once you have mastered mortal lying, you will start magical lying. Lie magic is split into two types: Outer lying and inner lying. Inner lying is much easier, but both are started at once.
Inner lying is the art of lying to others. By magic. Novices start by convincing their class mates that a blue ball is red. This is not to be confused with an illusion: Only to the target is the ball red. There is also no messing with light patterns; the magic acts between the subjects eyes and their brain.
Inner lying can be used to kill: The subject is convinced that there is nothing, and the brain shuts down.

Outer lying is the art of lying the world. Also known as lying to the universe. Novices start by changing the colour of a ball from red to blue. In this case, the ball is no longer red, but blue. If anyone says the ball is red, they are lying. This is also not an illusion; the liars opinion has become the truth. Such trickery is difficult: The universe is pretty good at telling how things should be, so effects are usually temporary.
Outer lying can be used to do many things that belong in different magical spheres. Example: Flight. Lie to the universe about gravity.
"Gravity? Affect me? Perish the thought!" However, the amount of power required to perform such a trick is higher than when merely using air magic to fly, and it's effects may be less successful than when using air magic.

That's lie magic in a nutshell. OR MAYBE NOT.

I use lie magic to make myself invisible.
"Visible, me? Perish the thought!"

[thunderclan]

I'll get close enough to read the note on the capsule.

[Kashyyk]

First: I chuck my sword at the nearest robot, before charging in and attacking it.
Second: I grab my sword from where ever it is and continue attacking.

[Boksi]

I jump on top of one of the robots and disintegrate it's head.

[Cheeetar]

Squeegy, I am willing to put up a cease-fire with you. I thought this game was an arena. I eat Serges.

[Errol]

Next phase/interlude will be 100% arene, honest. It's interesting for me to see how I screw up stuff repeatedly.

[Yanlin]

I rolled a 5 on my deception check. He's lying.

[Errol]

-- rule changes --

Sneak Attack: If you attack an unexpecting opponent, you get +1 to hit. If you attack an opponent who didn't notice you or didn't pay attention to you, you get +1 to hit. These bonuses stack. Furthermore, in that case, you may score critial damage if the rolls are in your favor.

Other Worlds: This is just the first world you'll visit. Among the planned worlds are such things as a straightforward arene world with some custom rules, something unfun and memetic, and a tower defense of sorts where you construct a castle and defend it against enemies.

After completing one world, the amount of JP you collected gets saved and added to your special account. For winning purposes, these and only these matter. So you may happily spend your JP once you're in a new world, for neat stuff.

Also, some worlds may have skill wipe. Your skills will not get lost, but that world will not allow you to use them.

[Squeegy]

I unwrap the cake and throw it at Cheeetar! Then I wield swordchucks, I think I have them.

[Org]

CHARGE!