Yanlin
Attempted Action: I completely heal myself (And remove the effects of ircakiation.) by drinking Powerthirst!
I'll also chug some Powerthirst 2! to get rid of the after-taste. (4)
You produce some bottles of Powerthirst! out of nowhere. After chugging them down, you feel better. You also suddenly see a lemon.
The checks are now much less lethal. (2) You throw up, however.
Kashyyk
Attempted Action: I follow after the group. (3)
You cautiously exit your room and get to the main room, when you suddenly lose concentration! (1) You fall to the ground and sustain some bruises.
NUKE9.13
Attempted Action: I learn entropy magic.
(2)
Does not appear to work. You can't grasp the basics of this kind of magic. Perhaps in a better mindset, it would work better.
You reappear in our room.
Cheetar
Attempted Action: I shall eat Squeegy and absorb his powers, like Kirby. But cooler. (2-1=1)
Squeegy isn't in sight, and you have to sit down from exhaustion. (6) You don't color the floor green however.
Boksi
Attempted Action: I practise that twin dream stuff. (4)
You focus and try to replicate the effect from the twin dream technique. Indeed you manage to conjure an ethereal counterpart again, but you can't keep up the focus that long. It would require further training.
thunderclan
Attempted Action: I'll cautiously head through the corridor, ready to fight if I have to. (5)
Producing a walkthrough out of nowhere, you follow the instructions, stylishly dodge the spotlights without fault and suddenly notice a boulder in the sky just high enough to reach... (2) You don't make it. Your walkthrough says something that improves your power is up there.
wehtamjd92
Attempted Action: I explore the end of this hallway. (4)
Exploring the end of the hallway, you are very surprised when metal crates fall down and form a staircase. You climb it and another similar structure forms. Repeating the procedure, you get stuck at a difficult part. You can see a weird door somewhere in the distance.
Org
Attempted Action: I attack the three figures by eating them. Yelling OMNOMNOM at the same time. (6)
Opening a random door, you get lucky and see the three dashing in your direction. They stop, and you leap forward, yelling OM NOM NOM. (4) One of them thinks quickly and blocks your attack with his lightsaber. They advance slowly towards you. (3) (5) (3) Your skin assumes the colors of the rainbow. You grow spikes on your shoulders. Your feet grow to double their size.
Squeegy
Attempted Action (AI): I go back into the main room. Ahem. (3)
You go back in the main room. Boooooring.
Background roll (2): Nothing, really.
Figure #1 (NPC)
Attempted Action: He retreats behind the other two. (1)
He stumbles and falls, cursing his stupidity.
Figure #2 (NPC)
Attempted Action: He performs a complicated slashing combo on Org. (3)
He botches the combo, and most of it doesn't hit Org. (2) Org is however hit by two slashes. (2) The cuts are quite deep and bleed badly.
Figure #3 (NPC)
Attempted Action: He provides cover for #1. (1)
He accidently hits #1 with his mace. (3-1=2) #1 doesn't dodge. (3) The metal is badly dented. #1 curses more loudly.
Yanlin
Status: Standing upright. Freak look.
Moderately ircakiated.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Partly brown pants.
Items: Shred of black cloth.
Skills: Awesome Person, Farter, Dabbling Cheese Mage, Dabbling Ninja, Memetic Mutator, Force Mage.
Abilities:
Can walk on every vertical surface,
slightly impervious to blunt weapons,
Leader of The Group.
Effects: None.
JP: 4
Kashyyk
Status: Floating 1m above ground. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants,
Steel hand-and-a-half sword.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Searcher, Sun Mage, Awesome Person.
Abilities:
Understands the concept of flying,
Uncontrolled Cloning.
Effects:
Numb limbs..
JP: 1
NUKE9.13
Status: Lying on the ground. Well. Sort of.
Location: Dimly-lit room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Cake Mage, Dabbling Fake Cake Summoner, Dabbling Decorative Cake Icer.
Abilities:
Infused with the essence of cake,
menaces with spikes of icing, plated with plates of icing, layered with layers of jam.
Effects:
JP: 8Cheetar
Status: Standing on Sandvich.
Wounded.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Naked,
cool rapier.
Items: Torn trousers, worn t-shirt.
Skills: Materialless Constructer, Dabbling Dimension Mage, Rapier User.
Abilities:
Big Eater.
Effects:
Black Hole Trauma,
Layer of Fat.
JP: 2
Boksi
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Dimly-lit room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Kicker, Dodger, Blocker, Ki User.
Abilities:
Hadouken,
Cakedouken,
Twin Dream.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
thunderclan
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Spotlight corridor.
Equipment: Pants,
Blood-smeared cleric's robe,
!!short sword!!,
spiked boots, Blood spatterings.
Items: Six bricks,
two flies,
a Cleric's corpse,
three torches (-2 to damage, fire roll),
Nunchaku, three throwing cakes,
an Halberd,
a spiked wrecking ball on a chain ,
a Staff of Cheese Summoning,
a Knife of Stabbity Fun,
a repeater crossbow,
a shuriken.
Skills: Dodger, Dabbling Puncher, Fire Mage, Dabbling Searcher.
Abilities:
Fire resistance.
Effects:
Smells,
Has seen it all.
JP: 6
wehtamjd92
Status: Standing upright. Bad burn.
Location: Weird metal block corridor.
Equipment:
Chainmail bikini.
Items: Pants.
Skills: Spearman, Macebeard User, Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Sneaker.
Abilities:
Mace-beard,
Drunk-Fu,
Moonwalker,
Style of the three-headed monkey.
Effects: None.
JP: 8
Org
Status: Standing upright. Energized, in several ways. Numerous burns and two ba-ad cuts. Heavily mutating. Big feet. Shoulder spikes. Rainbow skin.
Location: Some random corridor.
Equipment:
Power Klaw, Underwear trousers.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Puncher, Dabbling Dodger, Mekboy, Dabbling Death Mage, Life Mage.
Abilities:
Very Strong.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
Squeegy
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants,
Iron war hammer,
stench flavored cheesecake warhammer, covered in (have no effects):
Sword-chucks, three spears,
an ice gun,
an harpoon ,
a Staff of Venom,
an Enchanted Throwing Stick.
Items:
Skills:
Adept Decorative Cake Froster, Dabbling Searcher,
Adept Cake MageAbilities:
Learner,
Covered in Weapons.
Effects:
Made an artifact.
JP: 9
NPCs:
Wire Sponge
This robot is now retired. He left a bloody mess. Any remains have been throughly vaporized.
Figure #1
A small, old-looking robot with a weird hat. He has a blue-red-grey color scheme. Is not seeming to be that powerful.
Figure #2
This one is the tallest of the bunch and has a horrible fashion sense. He wears very weird X-shaped violet clothing, wields a lightsaber (and appears to know how to use it), and his eyes are closed. Robotic.
Figure #3
A gorilla-like red and yellow robot with a wrecking-ball-on-a-chain attachment. Currently tries to apologize to #1.
Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, an Artifact Cake (Squeegy)
A cake which is adorned with hanging rings of frosting, menaces with spikes of icing and is encrusted with icing. There are two images on the cake. The first image is of a cake. It relates to Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, a dwarven wheat cake. The second image is of a dwarf and a cake. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture. The cake is laughing. This image relates to the death of Urist Daggerheart at the hands of Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes.
+2 to throwing damage, Irresiastable Smell (currently wrapped)
Now, I'd like to ask you a question - I'd like to make a small interlude, 10 turns maximally. It would be simply PvP, with pretty much nothing else, and would provide JP. Damage would be tracked by a lifebar system, and Death is pernament, at least in these maximally 10 turns. So, whaddya propose?
Also, Squeegy wasn't here for some time. If he doesn't post next turn, his character could be chosen by someone else.
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