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Author Topic: Bay12 Court: OH GOD PLEASE JUST JOIN  (Read 22251 times)

Aqizzar

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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #90 on: November 28, 2008, 07:27:58 pm »

Cheeetar, Dottering Old Woman is throwing a tantrum!
The spinning Cat strikes the Prosecutor in the torso!  It blows apart!
The Prosecutor has been struck down.
Inaluct, Judge, bangs his gavel on the dais for order!  It blows apart!
The dais has been struck down.

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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #91 on: November 28, 2008, 07:57:54 pm »

I said I was a witness but didn't get any PMs, but I DID state it in very uncrtain terms.

I'm a hobo, crazy, drunk.
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inaluct

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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #92 on: November 28, 2008, 08:38:51 pm »

Okay, you're a witness now.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #93 on: November 28, 2008, 11:28:52 pm »


 I'm the semi-wealthy guy who undertakes in borderline illegal activities just to spite the lower-class.

 "Well your honor, while on my way to sue an orphanage for a little brat sneezing in my general direction from several yards away, I came upon a horrible sight: A homeless man! Being within a hundred feet would be horrible for my image! So while I was going through my pockets for some fake money to throw at him, I saw the defendant being murdered in the lot I was planning on demolishing and turning into a strip-mall! How can you make any profit with hobo ghosts in your strip mall? "

 I plan on doing good research for this role. Suggestions for morally questionable things would help.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #94 on: November 28, 2008, 11:51:57 pm »

During lunch break, tell an assistant to bring you a baby.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #95 on: November 29, 2008, 09:57:19 am »

I'm a wannabe rockstar who seems perpetually drunk.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #96 on: November 29, 2008, 11:03:02 am »

I see an open spot in the jury, I'd like to switch into it.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #97 on: November 29, 2008, 12:36:30 pm »

Ima going to drop out
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #98 on: November 29, 2008, 12:52:41 pm »

This means you also forfeit that argument that started this, and that 8 year old is getting the death penalty, or something like that.

Anyway, Penguin of Honor has been promoted to Ace Attorney/Head Defense.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #99 on: November 29, 2008, 04:11:59 pm »

I AM PHOENIX WRIGHT!
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #100 on: November 29, 2008, 04:14:19 pm »

I plan on doing good research for this role. Suggestions for morally questionable things would help.
Class-action lawsuits.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #101 on: November 29, 2008, 04:21:23 pm »

The Jury is fairly Conservative.

Cthulu's chances are bleak.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #102 on: November 29, 2008, 04:30:31 pm »

Yeah, but with Penguin of Honor, Ace Attorney (and only Penguin of Honor, Ace Attorney) on the defense, anything can happen!

Which reminds me; we need more defense people. Sort of. Maybe.
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #103 on: November 29, 2008, 09:38:14 pm »

Nah, this is a rigged case, remember?
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Re: Bay12 Court: Waiting for Witnesses to Make Up a Case
« Reply #104 on: November 29, 2008, 09:40:18 pm »

Who says Cthulhu doesn't have ties to a rich family?
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