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[Kashyyk]

Dwarmin is guilty!! He attempeted to use reverse sychology so taint the Jury!! RAWR!!!

[Neonivek]

This means you also forfeit that argument that started this, and that 8 year old is getting the death penalty, or something like that.

Anyway, Penguin of Honor has been promoted to Ace Attorney/Head Defense.

Nice try, also Canada has no death penelty.

[inaluct]

We're not in Canada. We're South.

Deep South.

[webadict]

I'll get the noose!

[inaluct]

Good plan. We don't take kindly to ya'll yankee troublemakers down here.

[Squeegy]

I want to practice too.

Me: As you can see, the defendant is obviously innocent. In fact, one of our witnesses is guilty of the murder. Maurice, fetch the key piece of evidence.
Maurice reaches down and pulls out the key piece of evidence.
Maurice: Here it is, sir.
I show it to the jury and they gasp.
Jury: Not guilty! It's really penguinofhonor!

I've cast my vote.

[Dwarmin]

-Fade in-

(Dwarmin is jogging by the crime scene when he spots Fishers mangled corpse)

Dwarmin: JESUS LORD! SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!

Ellie: Look at this Caruso, some sick bastard hammered him apart and fed him alive to Unicorns, after strangling him with his own intestines. 

Caruso: Ironic isn't it.

-Smash cut-

YEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Aqizzar]

Clearly we need some better detectives, both to determine the facts of the case and figure out where the case is and what's taking it.



DUUUM DUH DUM DUM

[penguinofhonor]

There are better detectives than that, Aqizzar.



Can you say no to chibi Gumshoe?

[Neonivek]

I think what you guys need is the combined brainpower of all the Suikeoden Detectives combined!!!

[Armok]

no no no, call Gadget.

[Duke 2.0]

 Bah, none of them will do for a DF case!

 There is only one man awesome enough to handle this.

 

[qwertyuiopas]

No, not even hhe can solve it.
We need

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D

[Squeegy]

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[Frelock]

I disagree.  We need

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And also some chocolate cake, cherries, and various other sweets.