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[WorkerDrone]

I agree with Webadict-Yes. Hey, where are the nachos?

[Aqizzar]

Roll a die each turn to figure out what judge you are for each turn. Don't tell anyone what it may be though.

This.  All rise for Judge Schizo!  Remember that as judge, you have power over who gets to speak and when, and how to call objections (sustained or overruled) and what can be stricken from the record.

[Alexhans]

sounds interesting... I'd like to test myself as a juror too...   count me in.

Well... I didn't specifically said:  "I want to be a Juror"... Guess I'll be a reserve juror in case any of the others don't show up...

Maybe I could be a witness but you'd have to explain me a bit more what is expected of them.

[Zako]

If you dont mind, I'll be a defence lawyer! OBJECTION!

*Dodges flying coffee mug*

[Dragooble]

OBJECTION! overruled! OBJECTION!

[penguinofhonor]

I'm all in favor of having a multiple personality judge.

Three defense attorneys! Zako, you're demoted to Pearls. I'm promoting myself to Maya.

Who's Gumshoe? Will one of the witnesses be a policeman who investigated the scene?
Also, I think that the witnesses should be told exactly what they saw, without bias, and then they should put some crazy spin on it to be funny.

[Duke 2.0]

 If that's the case, I might want to be a witness. I was just waiting to vote the opposite of the popular favor just to screw around with the court. However, seems we have enough scheming in the jury.

 And don't worry, I have some ideas.

[JoshuaFH]

i want somebody to be the woman that can't stop crying no matter how much you tell her to stop.

[Cheeetar]

I just noticed how much Cthulhu's image makes sense in the context of this.

[inaluct]

Okay, I'll go with multiple personality judge. Also, Alexhans, I put you down as a witness. As a witness, an attorney says "You, come here. Yeah. You." and then you get to tell the court what you saw, or heard, or something.

Also, witnesses can be police, but that has to get worked out by whoever's doing the case.

[inaluct]

Okay, someone post a case. Cthulhu? Fishers? 

[penguinofhonor]

They won't post the whole thing here. The people in charge will PM amongst themselves and decide how the various witnesses, victims, suspects, and the like fit in.

[inaluct]

Oh yeah. Okay, guys. Start PMing, I guess.

[Cheeetar]

Who are 'the guys in the charge'?

[penguinofhonor]

It's a secret.